Talk about the humor of the license and the classic license.

Couples will make some humorous remarks before they get their certificates. 1, as a scum, I actually got a new certificate. 2. Goodbye, Big Forest. I was hanged by a crooked-neck tree. My love for you is the waves of the Yangtze River that never turn back. 4. Swear that there is a home on the ring finger. 5. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money. 6. Party B is irrational. 7, nine pieces of postage to take home. 8, long-term meal ticket get. 9. I was arched by a pig. 10, that's what I will do for the rest of my life.

On Humor of Certificates

1, harvest a big pig's trotters.

There is a rumor that I got married recently, and I want to clarify it here, which is true.

As a student, I actually got a new certificate.

Daniel Wu, I am the woman you will never marry!

I explained the rest of my life.

6. The housewife is on the line and is about to start the domestic violence mode.

7. I was arched by a pig.

8. The best of me is yours.

9, long-term meal ticket get.

10, Party B loses his head.

1 1, nine pieces to take home.

12, Jackson Yee, I'm sorry, I won't wait for you.

13, hello everyone, please prepare some money.

14, accompanied by red dust, free to eat fat.

15, swear that there is a home on the ring finger.

16, my love for you is the waves of the Yangtze River that never look back.

17, today's headline: congratulations to Mr. xx for being a wife and being sentenced to 70 years in prison.

18, goodbye big forest. I was hanged by a crooked-neck tree.

19. From then on, I took it out and was no longer afraid of being gossiped.

20. Achievement: Binding the other half of life.