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Humor of drying zongzi

1, zongzi incense, fragrant kitchen. Folium Artemisiae Argyi smells fragrant. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

2. The big diamond-shaped zongzi tastes more fragrant, while the small triangle and diamond-shaped ones are not heavy enough.

If a grain of rice represents my missing for you, I would like to be a handful of rice and think of you all the time. If a jujube represents my love for you, I would like to be a candied jujube, which will sweet you in minutes. I want to wrap you up for a long time during the Dragon Boat Festival.

It's the Dragon Boat Festival again, and I can eat my favorite zongzi again, but every time my mother wraps zongzi, the taste is a little worse. I heard that you know Uncle Qu Yuan very well. Can you bring me some authentic zongzi when you come back from him next time?

It is an established custom to eat zongzi on Dragon Boat Festival.

6. Clouds miss clothes and flowers, cats miss mice and chickens and insects, cows miss pasture geese and grass, rabbits miss radishes and monkeys miss peaches, eagles miss blue-sky birds and nests, dogs miss bones and pigs miss troughs, and you miss zongzi. I send you a short message: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

7, I use: a healthy mung bean, a happy peanut, a beautiful red bean, a happy seasoning, wrapped into a happy zongzi for you, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

8. jiaozi, fragrant kitchen. Folium Artemisiae Argyi smells fragrant. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

9, Zongxia Zhishi, between light and shadow.

10 I wrapped countless sticky rice representing happiness, many sweet red dates, and some zongye representing family, and then tied the red ribbon representing happiness and joy on my most missed friend. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.