A satire on love rat.

First, wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work,

Second, why do you think I wear this broken gas mask every day? I'm afraid I will be smoked to death in this field battle.

Third, there is no love rat in the world, but he really doesn't love you. In this world, not all love is good, and not everyone deserves to be loved. Rather than how to love a person, we should learn how to judge whether a person is worth loving. We should learn how to give up a love, not how to manage it. The only way to treat love rat is to identify and leave.

I am not your straw boat, so don't give me your lewdness.

5. Don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

6. I can't believe I will meet love rat. I treat my feelings sincerely. If I decide to be with someone, I will get along well. I do have some emotional cleanliness, so I don't look at a person's external conditions. The most important thing is whether two people are suitable or not, but I won't doubt each other's character. All right! Become a better self.

7. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Eight, before you spray dung, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.

Besides men and women, I like people like you best!

Ten, when I face up to everything, down-to-earth to find the matching partner, take my feelings seriously, and find myself from a love rat magnet to a male magnet, and blx has also become a diamond heart.

Eleven, you look so disgusting, how dare you go out?

Twelve, angry, Gu Qiushui treat two girls is love rat. Xiaohong is so kind that a girl who treats this love rat is a success. . . .

Thirteen, your life, summed up in eight words, absurd, timid.

If you have a crush on someone, there is no need to be together. You just need to look at her from a distance and see her smile, and you will feel very happy. -Feng Yang Yun Tan.

Fifteen, you are the most shocking and failed in the history of human creation!

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

17. I think you are great. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

Eighteen, if all cheating is called fickle, then you are abnormal.

Nineteen, I'm serious; Be kind to the beautiful single girls around you. Because I'm not love rat. They all trust me. Just play with me.

Don't think that your teeth are white, but it can also be used as a negative teaching material for Colgate, which is the most suitable. Yellow, like hay, can't be found in the grass.

Twenty-one, listen to you, my IQ has been dragged down by you twice, so you'd better crawl away!

Twenty-two-year-old, a girl who seems very simple to me and thinks she should be treated with care by others, was chased by love rat in two nights. Oh, forget it. Everyone has to take a detour, right?

Twenty-three, I heard that you are rich and Erlang God is your master.

Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face.

Twenty-five, don't talk with dog food, babbling, who can understand.

Twenty-seven, who are you going out to lose to? What's your look now? Really make your ancestors in the underworld restless!

Twenty-eight, the head of bombardment combs the head of lightning strike, which grave circle explosion brought you here.

Satire love rat's profound statement

First, you are the disgusting monster. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

Second, I watched half of it through the window together. Just like the feeling that "ipartment" was rumored by the Wulin, the second half can't stand it anyway, and there are psychological obstacles, because I can't accept the way people treat their feelings. Mother of love rat, love rat, confesses that failure can be ignored. In the end, ambiguity is better than confession. The emotional line is too messy, there is no double arrow. It's all a food chain. I feel sorry for Xiao Haiyang.

Third, what knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks, forks, biscuits, fried dough sticks, steamed bread, I think you are like a pure Dutch fool!

Forgive me for loving you so much, but I didn't express it.

Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't studied. You looked like a bitch there. Oh, I see. It must be a genetic mutation.

6. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Seven, do you find that what you said is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

Eight, the reason why a man is a playboy is because no one has been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is romantic is because someone has seriously hurt her heart. Luo Xixi

You fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of peeling!

10. Although his face is a little smelly, his words are a little less, he is a bit stupid, his personality is a bit awkward and his temper is a bit strange, but basically he is still a good man!

Eleven, the ass grows to the eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

Twelve, have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I think it's upside down when I look at you

Thirteen, don't you think you are pleasing me like a clown now?

Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

Fifteen, you said you were wearing white clothes in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you are a little dragon girl?

Sixteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

17, don't want to hurt anyone, this is destined to be love rat, never learn to cheat your sister, never, always take love seriously.

Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

19. Cherish your life and stay away from love rat.

Twenty, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

See you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

Twenty-two, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

If a man wants to be like you, there will be no man in the world.

I like a person who pretends to be plain and heroic, and pretends not to like it at all and hides it. Only he knows what it's like for the other person to chat actively, but you will die if you don't say you like me, and you won't be afraid of embarrassment. This is also my cowardice.

Twenty-five, like you, there are people who are illiterate. You are very lucky!

Twenty-six, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Twenty-seven, Yan saw you, scared to cry, and wiped her tears to find her mother.

28. Your friend is blind. Aren't you with the wolf?

29, very good, you finally revealed the essence of love rat.

Thirty, you are a cucumber, and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you need to screw it.

Satire love rat's Quotations from Internet Celebrities (Article 57)

First, cherish life and stay away from love rat.

Second, there is a big plate on these two lips.

Third, you are a cucumber and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you need to screw it.

When Yan saw you, she was so scared that she cried and wiped her tears to find her mother.

Don't you think you are trying to please me like a clown now?

6. The reason why a man is romantic is because no one has ever been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is romantic is because someone has seriously hurt her heart. Luo Xixi

Seventh, you can't cross your waist and swear like a bitch.

People in their eighties, sixties and seventies have a stroke. Come and join in the fun.

You fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of peeling!

Sorry, I didn't know you didn't study. You look like a bitch. Oh, I see. It must be a genetic mutation.

I like a person who pretends to be plain and heroic, and pretends not to like it at all and hides it. Only he knows what it's like for the other person to chat actively, but you will die if you don't say you like me, and you won't be afraid of embarrassment. This is also my cowardice.

The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

Thirteen, will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

Fourteen, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what attracts you about my man makes you like this?

Fifteen, people like you had better be cowboys, and they shouldn't have wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

Sixteen, you said you were wearing white clothes in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you are a little dragon girl?

17. Your friends are blind. Isn't being with you just being with wolves?

Eighteen, Confucius said; Hit with bricks, don't play around! Press the head! Whether you die or not!

Nineteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Twenty, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Twenty-one, looks like a potato, and says you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

Twenty-two, fuck you. Mom dug a big slag and dug you. Mom smiled.

Twenty-three, you mean your old mother and mistress are so attractive? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? There are so many prostitutes.

Twenty-four, I saw half of it out of the window together, and I didn't want to look good. That's just the feeling of ipartment, but the second half can't stand it anyway, and there are psychological obstacles, because I can't accept the way people treat their feelings. The Virgin of love rat, love rat, can be indifferent to the failure of confession. In the end, ambiguity is better than confession. The emotional line is too messy, there is no double arrow. It's all a food chain. I feel sorry for Xiao Haiyang.

25. Forgive me for loving you so deeply, but I didn't express it.

Twenty-six, Zhumen dog meat stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are yours!

27. Why don't I scold you? Do you think if the dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

Twenty-eight, looking at your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Twenty-nine, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

Let's talk about the low-level, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to cheat the little girl. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis also has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman, so she can't have sex with him and can't communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious, saying that their wives have heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Maybe they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than "Look, I'm so miserable, why don't you sleep with me?" -Meiya

Love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have children for you because she loves you and trusts you. If you fucking treat her like this, she will be slandered for giving you an abortion. It's fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

Thirty-two, you are the disgusting monster. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

33. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

Thirty-five, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

See you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

Thirty-seven, you look so fucking postmodern.

Thirty-eight, don't you think you have reached the state of invincibility and shameless?

Thirty-nine, the things about pregnant women in these two days are not less than in those years. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to live alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met a man somewhere this year, and treated his wife like this, which has already caused great distrust to men! Afraid of getting married!

Forty, I'm going to get a haircut. I shook my bangs and twisted my neck.

Forty-one, what knife, gun, stick, axe, hook, fork, sesame seed cake, fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed bun twist, I think you look like a pure Dutch fool!

Forty-two, although his face is a bit smelly, his words are a bit less, he is a bit stupid, his personality is a bit awkward and his temper is a bit strange, but he is basically a good man!

Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

44. Your ass is up to your eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

Forty-five, "Good, you finally revealed the essence of love rat."

46. Do you think it is stressful to live with people with positive IQ? Hello, Sam? Hello, Sam?

Forty-seven, in his life, emotionally, there are many times when he doesn't act like a man, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is lofty, and he disdains to take off his bird wings for a bole or a woman.

48, don't want to hurt anyone, this is destined to be love rat, never learn to cheat sister paper, never, never take love seriously.

49. If all men were like you, there would be no men in the world.

Fifty, my friend, you must wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, or it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

Fifty-one, I can't describe your coquetry in words, I can only let you go on like this.

Fifty-two, like you, there are people who are illiterate. You are very lucky!

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

54. What else do you have besides the fat in your head? Brain cells are all in fat. How smart are you?

55. The meaning of scum is perfectly interpreted in you.

Fifty-six, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, now it has become a nutritional product that baptizes the body n times a day.

57. Have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I think it's upside down when I look at you

Send it to love rat. Tell me about those who love love rat and trust dogs.

1. Who hasn't loved love rat in middle age? At the critical moment, you should know how to take it up and let it go. If you can't pick it up and put it down, it's ... done.

I love him, even if he is love rat, I love you without regret, and respect the ending of the story.

It is enough for me to love one love rat in my life. The world is so vicious to single and independent women. Who is preventing me from living a good life alone?

4. Why do you always torture yourself with what love rat did? Why do you gnash your teeth when you know the truth? Paradoxically, I don't admit that I loved love rat. If you can, please let the dog love rat explode at once.

I used to have abdominal muscles, and I liked love rat. Now think about it, if I had met you earlier, I would have fucking fallen in love with love rat earlier.

6. We have always wanted to learn to be strong inside. Actually, there is no need to learn. It is also common for young girls to meet Super love rat. In this life, people who have never loved a few scum, made friends or taken detours are the price of growth. The most important thing is that they can finally see others clearly, and with more experience, their hearts will naturally become stronger.

7. Who hasn't loved many love rat in his life? This is growth. With a fellow villager, hahaha.

8. The person I love is either heterosexual or love rat. Turn this page and hope to marry love in the future.

9. I miss you very much, but pretend that I don't care and know that you are love rat, but I still love you.

10. Who hasn't loved several love rat? Why thank you for not getting married?

1 1. I love love rat. Some people are good people, except you. The person who has paid the most for him is also the person who has been hurt the most by him. I use my short life to punish you for those injuries.

12. Maybe it is love rat, but I really love her. After experiencing emotional growth, I really slowly discovered that she would always miss and love her. Even after nearly two years, those memories may be more painful than happy. I really want to give you all the happiness for the rest of my life. My heart really makes you occupy a very important position, like a fool like me.

13. Girl, no matter how many love rat you have loved, please keep your beauty and wait quietly for the person who can completely fit in with your soul.

14. The man I love is either pretending to be love rat or gay. I want to gouge out my eyes.

15. love rat tin foil iron, love rat big waves, I want to be love rat with short hair, you loved the sea, I loved you.

16. love rat's warm-hearted qualities sometimes make you have the illusion of meeting true love. There is a saying that the love I want is preference, exception and special. So you want him around. He seems to allow you to lose your temper, accept your unreasonable troubles, and even occasionally put down your work to accompany you, as if this were the exception and special. Love is special to you, yes, as long as it involves marriage, you are no exception.

17. When we are young, we may all have some wrong places, love the wrong people's feelings, and some collapsed emotions. For example, I like several love rat. We've all been stupid about one person. After that, we don't have that much energy. When we meet a person we like, we won't blush and feel confused. We will try our best to understand his various preferences and carefully arrange an encounter.

18. I may have loved love rat and spared someone I didn't love, but I still believe in love in my heart.

19. Now I feel that love is really a compulsory course. You have been sincerely loved and hurt, so that you can avoid all the love rat you will encounter in the future and let love rat have no chance. Big pig's trotters

20. Who tm didn't love a love rat when he was young, knowing it wasn't worth it, but he still got stuck step by step. But, girl, your smile is as bright and gentle as snow. After you cry for someone, you should understand that life is full of Conan.

2 1. Now I can see everything! Whose youth never loved a few love rat? Living well and taking care of yourself are more important than anything else.

22. I like love rat. I can't describe him with beautiful things, nor can I describe our feelings with beautiful words. Looking back now, I feel sick.

23. Today I officially broke up with this 127 love rat. Say goodbye loudly and give you all the memories of the past. There is no longer a trace of nostalgia, just pat your ass and leave, as if you had never loved. Ignore delisting and carry it out to the end. Don't drag him out from time to time. Goodbye, love rat, goodbye. 127.