Funny teasing boyfriend's text message

1, love is missing in the bottom of my heart; Love is waiting for your news every day; Love is that the mind is no longer lonely; Love is to cherish your life; Pay all kinds of tenderness, reap happiness and sweetness, love and cherish!

2. The harbor of love is full of affection; The spring of love is full of tenderness; Love is the most romantic song floating in the night sky. Love is the sweetest song in the journey of life. I am willing to stick to it for you all my life.

3, the feeling of love is so profound, pure and lovely like a dove in the square, without any worldly entanglements, and the sweet enjoyment is spent so lightly. Who am I willing to count the joys and sorrows of this life with? As long as you want it, you must!

4. I love you, so I want to be with you every minute; Love you, so you often receive sweet messages; I love you, so I send warm greetings in this cold early winter. Even if you have love, you should pay attention to adding clothes to keep out the cold.

Loving you is my patent. Whoever dares to take you away is doing something illegal. So, be honest with me. Don't worry, I will give you what you want as long as I have it, so it can't be wrong to be honest with me!

6. Love is a piece of candy, which will melt in your mouth, but it will leave sweetness. It's a cup of coffee, bitter but intriguing, and it's also a poem that I don't understand but feel beautiful. Dear, I will love you all my life!

7. Love is like a summer flower. I will always have her in my life. Love is like a string, and a thousand years of love plays in the string; Love is like the morning light, the most beautiful memory of life; Love is like my wife, wife. You are the happiest mark in my heart.

8. I didn't know it was difficult to love someone until I fell in love with you. Because of you, I often lose sleep, and I can't remember my tea and rice. All I can think about is you. I can't do anything just because I love you. Tell me how hard this life is! But I feel happy, happy because of love!

9. White clouds and blue sky are always inseparable in life; The stars and the moon are accompanied by dribs and drabs; Just like you and me, it was arranged by heaven. Dear, you are the love of my life forever!

10, in the evening, when the sky is thick, the new moon hangs exquisitely in the sky. I breathe into the glass and draw your eyes with my fingertips, but I can't draw what I miss you.

1 1, suppressed for a long time, could not bear to say it; Always looking for the right opportunity; I really can't help telling you today: find a lover quickly, stay away from troubles and enjoy the sweetness! Call me if you want!

12, all successful men believe that "the colorful flag flutters outside, but the red flag at home does not fall". Third mistress should pay attention. You are like a bird in the sky. Why are you competing with the birds in the cage? You have your own vast sky!

13, jealous is that I like you, angry is that I care about you, stunned is that I miss you, sad is just afraid of losing you, happy together is called "like", unhappy together is because "love you", and a short message shows that I miss you very much at the moment.

14. It's very cold in early winter, but I'm not afraid of cold. I'm afraid you will ignore me. No matter how cold the day is, no matter how hot the stove is, it can't compare with your hug. Come on, honey, give me a hug, give me warmth and strength!

15, the footsteps of winter are approaching, and the hair is blown by the cold wind. Whose thoughts come from ears? The magic of love brings me closer to you. In this early winter, I want to explore the true meaning of love with you!

16, my love for you has flown over Qian Shan and in front of you. Please open your eyes and listen carefully. My eyes shine for you, and my voice sings for you. Come on, let's dance the song of love together!

17, I bet you that I love you the most in the world. Can you believe it? I believe it anyway! If you don't believe me, you can ask around and see who loves you more than me. I love your appearance and inside, everything about you, including your shortcomings. And I will love for a lifetime!

18, what a coincidence, just called your name in front of others, and you immediately called it in a distant city; What a coincidence! You said we couldn't go back in time. Do we sometimes miss the past bit by bit?

19, a long time ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me; After a long time, I met you. You belong to me. We are very happy together, interpreting what love is. I will love you forever!

I loved you a long time ago, I love you now and I will always love you in the future. I will love you all my life and I will still love you in the afterlife. I will always love you until you get used to it! How much I love you! Ha ha!

2 1, the sound of falling flowers is the wind, and the sound of missing is the heart. It's cold, but my heart is still hot for you; The leaves have fallen, and my concern for you is closer. Early winter is coming, may your heart be full of sunshine and happiness forever.

22. Based on the classic judgment that "at the beginning of life, sex is the base", it is never time that nourishes love, but time only cultivates feelings, but what nourishes love is feelings, and what nourishes feelings is something that cannot be obtained!

23. I will be with you in this life and with you in the afterlife, and I will never leave you. The person who will make you cry is not worth your love, and the one who is, won't make you cry. Why don't you pity me in front of you!

24. I only want to marry you and fly with me in this life; Not afraid of life and death, but willing to turn into a butterfly, accompanied by day and night; If there is an afterlife, I will make a wish and be infatuated with each other for life. Dear, you are the only beauty in my heart!

25. On both sides of the Linghe River, Sanshengshi, I don't look at flowers, just wait for you to appear. You are a floating boat, and you will get tired one day. Come to the shore, this is your most beautiful scenery. Miss you, bitter is sweet!

26. There is no face that won't grow old, no time that won't fade, no river that won't dry up, and no mountain that can't be crossed. Only my love for you will last forever, and this life will be happy forever!

27. There is no perfect love, just like there is no perfect person. But in my eyes, you are perfect, because I fell in love with you, and I firmly believe that our love will be perfect, so cherish it together!

28. Everyone has everyone's story, and everyone has everyone's joys and sorrows. This is an inclusive city, and all the sadness will eventually disappear. When you meet love, please don't hide it, but experience its happiness and truth with your heart!

29, tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is particularly strong; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with mice is not bad!

30, eat very fat, pretend very much, insert a pen, can't settle accounts, and only pee at night!

3 1. Once upon a time, there were four monkeys. The first one was blindfolded. The second covered her mouth and stopped talking. The third one stopped listening. The fourth one smiled with a mobile phone!

I haven't heard from you for a long time I wonder if you are all right now. I passed by your house the other day and went in to have a look. I saw you asleep, and I didn't have the heart to wake you up. Hey, only you have a litter of pigs!

33. Carrots respectfully hand in business cards when meeting customers. The customer looked at the business card and asked, Why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrots have a thin waist. "People haha!"

34. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember.

35. See which bank abbreviation is the best: China Construction cbc (deposit or not), China Bank bc (deposit or not), China Agricultural Bank abc (ah, deposit or not), China Industrial and Commercial Bank icbc (deposit or not) and Minsheng Bank cm *** (deposit or not).

36. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles's store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

37. Every time it's stormy, I ask for your care. When I'm hungry, I'll bring you food. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

38, * * * unemployed without tears, stepped towards the nightclub. I can also serve the rich woman without relying on society. There are food, drinks and tips. Who says men have no status?

39. I said you were a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

40. My boyfriend is much older than me. One day, I had a whim and asked him if he would choose me if he had met me a few years ago. He immediately replied: no, I am very upset and asked: Why? He rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, a few years ago, you were only a few years old. It is illegal to be with minors.

4 1. My boyfriend is a gourmet and often says to me, "I'll take you to eat whatever you like." One day I passed a seafood restaurant, and my boyfriend said, "Hey, you don't like seafood." I'm wondering if I should say it or take you to eat often. As a result, people said, "Otherwise, my wallet will be killed."

You know I was fascinated by you the first time I saw you. This is the happiness that God has given me. I don't want to leave. I've always wanted to say this: your zipper is open.

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow! Strangely, not dead! "

44. July 5th Prohibition: It is forbidden to pretend that you are busy with work and ignore me, forget me if you have money, help me if you are in trouble, and eat chocolate without calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

45, please look down ... look down again, .........., please look down again ... let you see, you idiot!

46. God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

47. In the middle of the night, George W. Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!

48. eunuch's most annoying song: leaving roots; Eunuch's most annoying script: a plum scissors; Eunuch's most annoying advertising words: I have I can; Eunuch's most annoying idiom: unprecedented; Eunuch's favorite thing to do: laugh while reading text messages.

49. It's raining lightly in the sky, as if laughing at my stupidity. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I miss you? Rack one's brains to write a poem, full of sadness, who knows Only pig head and * * *, staring at the screen to see this poem.

50. I like to coquetry with him every day and say, "Husband, I love you." My boyfriend thought about it and said, "I think so."

5 1, Wukong is sucking on the ground with a magnet. Friar Sand said, Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped my golden hoop, and it didn't take long to grow!

52, sample! Drink Langjiu, walk the dog, sing folk songs and take the water; Comb the head shape of the lovelorn and walk with affectionate steps; Open your broken eyes and look for the rain and dew of love everywhere. You are so cool!

53. A meteor flashed in the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you can become more beautiful. Who knows that just after making a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

54. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

55. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, walking in the street to watch. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said, fuck, an alien with a feather.

56. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Why is my dear so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.

57. One day, Bajie asked the Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! When Bajie came back from Guanyin, he asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is xxx? Ha ha!

58. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

59. One day, I had a whim and decided to make a small pot of rice noodles for my boyfriend at home. Then I watched him eat happily and asked him, "Is it salty enough?" He said, "I haven't eaten salted eggs yet."

60. On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball, which is round. Happy round egg, pig!

6 1, know what day it is, and read the message. Weather forecast: it will rain in most parts of North China during the day tomorrow. Money and things such as mobile phones, computers and dollars will fall with the rain through satellite detection. Please be prepared to get rich!

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