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What are some humorous quotes to show off your wealth?

1. I have a diving team of old people, about 100,000 people.

2. The most proud way to show off your wealth in the world is to eat whatever you want without getting fat. But I’m fat, so after eating this meal I unexpectedly thought I wouldn’t be able to eat enough for a year, so come on!

3. Chew two pills of Yidagan together.

4. I have helped no less than a hundred old people who fell down.

5. I turned on 4g traffic last night to browse Tieba, but it still hasn’t been turned off yet.

6. Rich people like to buy good cars to show off their wealth. Tell me, what is the difference between driving a BMW and a Santana? "I don't know about anything else, but there is a big difference between the girls in the co-pilot." ”

7. All eating in the classroom that is not for the purpose of sharing is showing off your wealth.

8. These days, it’s meaningful to either show off your wealth or compete with others who are worse off. Isn’t it true that only you know what is good or bad?