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Tell me about the one who married himself.

1. I thought I would marry myself at the age of 27. Now people ask me when to get married. I don't know. Maybe I will get married at the age of 30.

2. I really don't understand what positive energy marriage can bring to people, and why everyone is rushing to marry themselves.

I don't know when I entered a state of marrying myself. Didn't you say you were okay alone? How have I changed!

4. It's hard to fall asleep. I must marry myself before the end of this year. What if you don't have a boyfriend yet?

I was a little sad for a moment, so I want to marry myself.

6. If you want to marry yourself, a woman who is not 30 years old firmly believes that you can find a prince charming for her. Children's fairy tales are all lies.

7. After another year, I decided to marry myself. It is too cold to sleep alone in winter.

8. Rest days always fly by. I have to wait for Wednesday and look forward to Friday again. Mom told me today that she would marry herself off next year. I will wait for ten thousand in my heart, because I still believe in love.

9. I'm finally going to marry myself. What a relief.

10, honey, I'm finally getting married. May you be happy all your life.

1 1, I am going to marry myself soon, and what I feel with my heart is true.

12. When can I find the object? Marry yourself? Blind date is really annoying. I always feel like I'm selling myself out and sending myself out.

13. When you are reduced to sleeping on the sofa, should you think about whether you should marry yourself?