Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Pick up hot chicks (selected 100 sentence) is the most popular love story 2022.

Pick up hot chicks (selected 100 sentence) is the most popular love story 2022.

Vulgar love sometimes reveals a sultry taste. Although no one likes these love stories, life is also artistic. One room, two people, three meals and four seasons. Simple words are a bit corny and provocative! The following is my collection of "The Most Popular Love Story 2022 Routine Picking Up Girls (Selected 100 Sentences)", hoping to provide you with more reference.

1. "I count, you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

2. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

3. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

4. I am really a playboy. I like you every day and every one of you.

5. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

6. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

7. "If I were wandering, what would you be?" "What?" "Jingle, jingle, jingle."

8. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

9. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

10. "I feel selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

1 1. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

12. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

13. Do you like cats or dogs? "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

14. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

15. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

16. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

17. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

18. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

19. "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What is it?" "only love you"

20. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

2 1. "You haven't eaten sugar since you liked it." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

22. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.

23. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

24. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

25. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

26. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

27. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

28. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

29. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

30. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

3 1. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

32. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

33. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."

34. "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why do you want to borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

35. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

36. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

37. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

38. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

39. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

40. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

4 1. If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, then you haven't seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes.

42. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

43. What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.

44. I never envied anyone when you were with me.

Please don't appear in my dream, I can't wake up.

46. I remember the light and gentleness you gave me. Even if I am disappointed occasionally, my determination to be with you has never wavered.

47. The cruelest novel I have ever read is the chat record between you and me, and the best love story I have ever heard is the hug you gave me when I was in tears.

48. Not only did my bed collapse, but also the water stopped. I lost my key and the air conditioner broke down. Even dogs are so hot that I don't care. I have to sleep at your house.

49. I will become better because of you, but not because of you.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

5 1. I like you, today, tomorrow and every day.

52. You give me a smile, and I am full of strength.

Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

54. My sister's bed is not big. Are you afraid to sleep alone? Why don't I go with you?

55. Like you, be serious, and stick to it.

56. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

57. Actually, what I want to say is that I miss you so much. I'm not that free and easy. I'm just pretending.

58. You don't have to change yourself. I will get used to you.

59. The Milky Way is boiling hot, and you are an ideal on earth; The night is cold, you are the light of the world.

60. Thank you for your time, your impartiality and your avoidance, so I happened to meet you.

6 1. My wife and mother fell into the river, so I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can be buried with her and continue our love in the grave.

62. I want to give you a push and then turn around and run.

63. What do you mean, don't make up after breaking up, you will make the same mistake again. All I know is that if you want to come back, it's still my most precious baby.

64. Where did you get your good temper? I like you.

People like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

66. Of all the floating things, I like you best.

There are spring and autumn under your eyes, which are better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

Born in this world, I like someone so much for the first time and don't know what to do.

70. I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

7 1. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

72. I felt pleasing to the eye at the first meeting, and I was warm and comfortable to get along with. I like you very much.

73. I am the devil in the world, and now I just want to be the gummy bear in your heart.

74. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.

75. I want to say something beautiful to coax you, but you are the only one who wants to think about it.

76. If you don't come, it will snow.

77. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

78. I don't want to know about lipstick, I just want to know about you.

79. I have forgotten many things, only you have always been my exclusive memory.

80. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

8 1. I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.

I want to meet you anywhere you choose, as long as it's not in your dreams.

83. I like you for only one reason, and you are that reason.

84. I wake up thinking of you every morning.

85. Will you live next door to my house in your next life, so that we can be childhood friends.

86. Before falling in love with you, I want to wander the rivers and lakes alone and see the colorful world. After falling in love with you, I feel that rivers and lakes are too far away. I'm not going. I just want to cook for you and sleep with you.

87. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but when I saw you, I felt I could stop.

88. You are the tenderness in my life. I have you in my heart and you in the future.

89. Everything is assured except a kiss.

90. I really want to hold you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.

9 1. Only with you, I won't envy others.

92. My rent is due. Can I stay in your heart?

93. I want to hold you all the time, always inseparable.

94. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

95. "I like you" means that you have the ability to hurt me from now on.

96. When I think of you before going to bed, all the sheep I count run away.

97. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever seen.

98. I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.

99. One room, two people, three meals and four seasons, three mountains and two hearts all over the world.

100. There is no one like you. One word can bring heaven or hell.