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First, it seems reasonable to hear countless words, but I believe in two words most: one is that birds of a feather flock together, and the other is karma.

Second, tears and sweat are very similar in chemical composition, but the former can only bring you sympathy, while the latter can win you success.

Third, praise you to your face, but behind it is the most malicious slander you; People who call you a fool to your face usually love you the most. People can't look at their appearance, and it's the most terrible to be hypocritical; If you don't listen to the present, Shun Sun is the most hateful.

Fourth, when we were young, we all grew up, so we were naive and happy. When you grow up, you will have a long brain and live very tired.

Fifth, if you indulge others too much, others will make you feel worse; If you are too tolerant of others, others will push your luck and hurt you. In fact, most bitches you meet are used to your "good".

Six, when I was a child, we were the Monkey King: naughty, make a scene. When we were young, we were pigs: dare to love and hate. In the prime of life, we are Friar Sand: hardworking, upright and honest. When we are old, we are Tang Priest: wordy, troublesome.

Seven, don't disturb the peace of others, is compassion; It is kindness not to hurt others' self-esteem. When people are alive, they only illuminate their own light, and don't blow out others' light.

Eight, the normal state of life is that some things you have done 200% of your efforts may not be perfect, and some people will eventually go their separate ways if you love them with all your strength. When you start to accept and adapt to this, you grow up.

9. Trust is a knife. If you give it to someone else, he will have two choices, stabbing you or protecting you. People who value feelings too much are like this. They are easy to satisfy and are more likely to get hurt.

No matter how old you are or what your personality is, as long as you have the trait of trusting people too easily, you will have an absolute point of death.

Make a false statement

1, some people say lottery winning skills, but who can believe it?

The tour guide talked about Venice, which was more wonderful than seeing it with his own eyes.

3. The earliest application of multimedia is entertainment CDs, and the reports on multimedia hype are also concentrated in this field.

Therefore, it is definitely a positive development that a real expert like Fischetti is invited to appear on national news programs with a politician full of hype.

They lack confidence in the attraction of televised games, so much so that they feel that they must use a boastful commentator to broadcast live to attract the audience.

6. Try to avoid the boss picking up a string of pearl necklaces, but I am still unmoved.

7. Excessive publicity: Excessive publicity and hype will ruin the original reasonable business plan. Persuade them with business thinking, not with rhetoric and empty talk.

8. In any other place, these sounds like hype in travel guides. In the Cook Islands, it's all true.

9. In South Korea, the much-hyped list of successful cases proved to be wrong.

10, have you ever been moved by pop-up advertisements or even bought products that were blown up by them?

1 1, Lansra, who is good at humor and one-liners, can be said to be ridiculous in gagging and hype, even affecting the whole plot and comedy effect.

No matter what others say, I will go there in person, seeing is believing.

13, I don't like the hype of big pharmaceutical companies and biotechnology companies and all kinds of other sales promotion methods, but the pharmaceutical industry has made great contributions to improving the health level of the world.

14, his words can really make the stubborn stone nod.

15, he didn't want her to be happier, and even said there was "sacred power"; However, in recent years, I have heard almost the same kind of other hype.

16, the injured man lay quietly. No matter what Dick said, he couldn't say the second sentence.

17, she talks a lot. If the enemy is not confused, she is also a scenery worth seeing.

18, I can't get rid of the salesman who talks nonsense when I go shopping.

19, the housekeeper who just showed us around is really very personal.

20. The educational exhibitions held by foreign universities have made foreign schools talk wildly and turned their hearts into actions after listening to the introduction.

2 1, Princess Maria showed her the room, and she talked nonsense.

22. However, when unhappy workers walked out of the factory gate in fiori, Milla, they suspected that no matter how much the company boasted about new models and future investments, their jobs would never come back.

Capote's account of two murderers murdering four people in Kansas City was hyped up before it was published.

Tell me about the person who slandered you behind your back.

Tell me about the person who slandered you behind your back.

(1) Love is like this. I love you. I won't allow you to slander you, you hurt me. I do, because I love you. Gentle person, I won't worry that the wound is like sand, and you are the soft tissue in the clam shell. Come on, the light in your eyes can't be extinguished. Both the refraction of tears and the exit in the tunnel should be open.

(2) Once someone says your shortcomings, you will feel that others are slandering you, and you will say that that person is unpatriotic. How can such a nation progress? It is really lazy to say out of context that the media that Chase clicks on and listening to the wind is the rain of most people.

(3) You have my yearning for good humanity. I don't allow others to slander you, which makes me more annoyed than slandering me. I can be scum, but you can't. You are my utopia, and I want to find my place here.

(4) You should be a mature and steady person. Don't be hot-headed, don't consider the consequences, and don't blame others or get angry casually. You should be sober and rational and plan for the future. Not a three-minute fever, not an unrealistic fantasy. You should also have a tolerant heart and be kind to those who hate you and slander you. You can ignore it, but don't take revenge by despicable means. Remember, no matter how bad the world is, no matter how dirty the society is, you can be independent, but don't go with the flow.

(5) Probably those who will slander you are either jealous or envious, so don't care too much about their faces. If they are not envious or jealous of you, who will pay attention to someone who doesn't like each other and judge your life?

(6) Don't care too much about what others say about you behind your back, because people who are better than you are too lazy to mention your slander. They are people who look up to your slander or who can't catch up with you.

(7) Cao Cao has a confidant no matter how treacherous he is, and Liu Bei has a sworn enemy no matter how good he is. Don't care too much about what others say about you. Be yourself, do your own thing and go your own way. Living in the eyes of others is the saddest thing in the world. There are always only two kinds of people who slander you: women who are not as good as you and men who can't catch up with you.

(8) The feeling that someone who loves you very much has left is very uncomfortable and I can't say it. You can't go to the people who forced him to leave, because they all love you. But he is the one who makes me fall in love with you bit by bit, which is a bit sad. I don't think these titles are defaming you, and I don't think that because of these, you are the image in my mind. I love you more through these, because the more I know, the more I understand your charm. I have thought for a long time, but how to love is the best thing to say to you? Tearing always hurts some people. Is there anyone in cp powder who doesn't love him? It's a bit chilling to do so.

(9) Leave your weaknesses where others can't find them. Don't care about others slandering you. Don't tremble when you quarrel. You should be more confident in the face of unreasonable opponents. Maybe this is another windfall. You may really need it when you save it.

Believe your first impression of a person. I agree with this sentence more and more. Some people feel uncomfortable at the beginning of contact, and then the intimate relationship blurs this impression. It wasn't until one day that I found that ta cut some pictures out of context, accused you without cause or effect, or vilified the people you valued, that I remembered how accurate my intuitive impression of being a man and doing things was, and I didn't know why my friends around me didn't like ta very much. On the contrary, another kind of people have a good impression at first sight. Later, you will find that when you are accused by others, ta will protect you, even if ta is familiar with the accuser. This just know, I didn't see the wrong person at first.

(1 1) It seems that friends have many confidants, but they are most comfortable and tacit with you. I can understand your clumsiness and embarrassment, and I know that you are smart, gentle and knowledgeable. I'm not good at managing things, but I only walk with you. I've never had a clear view. I have never offended widex, and I don't like anyone to say that you are wrong, that is, you are what my enemies like. You always look forward, develop with your heart and keep your feet on the ground. I like your busy and outstanding life. I like you who feel at ease every time you are tired.

Will you be angry if someone slanders you behind your back and says a lot of bad things about you?

Don't care too much about what others say about you behind your back, because people who are weaker than you will slander you. Defamation itself is a kind of hope.

I didn't expect to cry, but I have been in a daze since I saw the news. I will never allow anyone to maliciously slander you, but please be good!

(15) A kind of scum: after becoming a stranger, it slanders you endlessly, provokes relationships around you, and adds chips to your sense of shame.

(16) Every time it is pushed out, I always feel that I am wrong. Every time you are reviled, you will be depressed for a few days. In fact, some people in life look down on you for no reason, and some people at work deliberately slander you for their own interests. You don't have to doubt your ability and behavior, and you don't have to affect your mood. Life is to get hurt all the way and learn to be strong all the way.

(17) Why should a woman who is inferior to you care about a person who is inferior to you?

(18) Otherwise, how can you be invincible in the future? Some people will find fault with you! A lot of people will dump you right away. You have to understand that most people can't be nice to others! Some words are explained like this: people who fall down when they are down and out are always there.

Because you have been good to me, no matter how you tear your face in the future, I won't slander you. This is a bottom line, but also a kind of free and easy.

I think there is a particularly good saying that the person who slanders you is either a man who can't catch up with you or a woman who is not as good as you. This is what Goose Leg told me today.

I don't hate you, and I won't slander you in front of people. But even if you say 10 thousand words of sorry, I won't forgive you. Thank you for all the harm you have caused me. It makes me stronger.

22. A man who truly loves you, no matter how others slander you. He will do anything to protect your image in front of his family. Because only you are the best in his eyes.

Only women who are inferior to you and men who can't get you can slander you.

24. I didn't even think about stealing anything from you. Why are you talking in front of others? If I want to slander you, I don't think you are qualified to talk about me with an open smile today.

You know, when you really want to cry, you don't find many people slandering you, but you find so many people standing beside you. good night

(twenty-six) jealousy, the essence is a kind of jealousy and slander, and the essence is a kind of hope. Therefore, you should be happy that someone is jealous and someone slanders you.

(27) Why can't these bitches see that you are doing well? But let the villain succeed; But the more you do this, the more you want to make yourself stronger and better, rack your brains to hurt you, and slander you behind your back: beating your chest will not change anything.

There will always be more people who love you than those who slander you. Thanks for all the encounters and all the support!

(29) You never know how many versions you will have in other people's mouths, and you never know what others have said to slander you in order to protect yourself. All you can do is ignore it, let alone explain and clarify it. People who understand you will always believe you.

You are not the most beautiful, but you are my favorite. You are not the best, but what I care about most.

First, I don't want to live in memory. In that dark corner, there is always something quietly biting the injured nerve. How many fragile strings are broken, I feel so painful, but I can only cry in a low voice. I don't want people to know that the person who once held you in the palm of his hand won't know, because he threw you under a ruthless cliff.

Second, nothing is eternal, and things change. See this temporality in all things, don't worry, don't try to do anything. Just wait! Wait for nothing. If you can wait, the transition is there. Waiting itself is a transformation.

Third, I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently and not let you know until, until you fall into the arms of others!

Fourth, light a cigarette and wait for you to speak; Make a cup of tea and wait for you to pour it out; Open the door and turn around, waiting for you to finish; I have been silent, and my heart is moved by you. On the listening day, I would like to share my troubles and worries with you, share my happiness and joy, and only wish you better and better.

5. It is bitter to love someone. Why can't I stop giving! It is very tiring to love someone. Why can't I refuse lovesickness! It's silly to love someone. Why am I still stubborn! Love a person quickly. why I

Six, some scars, painted in my heart, even if it is very light, will stay in my heart. There always seems to be unbearable pain in life. Some regrets are destined to bear for a lifetime; In life, there are always some exquisite emotional porcelain broken around us, but the cracks remain at the moment when we look back at the end of the year.

Seven, the wound is like me, a stubborn child. Because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.

One day, I cried for the first time because you weren't there, smiled for the first time because I met you, and cried for the first time because I couldn't have you!

Eight, you said you would never let go, you said you wouldn't let me go so easily. Then, I can only resolutely choose to leave on this cold night and never look back. At this moment, I am still willing to leave my most sincere heart to you.

You are not the most beautiful, but you are my favorite. You are not the best, but what I care about most.

Ten, women don't be silly, where did you get so much happiness and beauty in the world? !

Eleven, God gave me the nature of eating goods, but did not give me the identity of a local tyrant and the figure of a model.

Talking to loneliness, I just don't want to believe that I have left.

Thirteen, the wind blows empty. A year passed like this. It will continue like this next year. I didn't know it was safe.

Fourteen, I finally occupied an enviable position in your heart.

Can you give me a handkerchief? Let my heart raise a sail.

Sixteen, that night, I went to the cinema, basically I was alone. Finally, subtitles were played at the end of the play. I can't help it, my eyes are dancing. The whole play is the saddest three words I have ever seen.

17. Take bad days as the down payment for good days, and persistence is victory.

Eighteen, the hustle and bustle of the city has already fallen asleep during the day, the quiet night is full of loneliness around you, and the sad song is still unintentionally frustrated at the bottom of my heart. I really don't understand, others say that painful memory can change slowly with time, but it has been in my heart, quietly invading my heart in such a late night, spreading and repeating.

Nineteen, if we are separated, I will take your step, but if you don't want to take the last step, then I will give up, even if I take a step for it!

20. Find a person who is as warm as the sun and bask in all the insignificant sadness for you.

Twenty-one, the money and debts owed are things outside the body, and the debts owed are hidden in the heart.

Twenty-two, maybe, in this life, we can't forget each other, because we are too hurt. However, you should know that time is destined to bury everything in the world of mortals.

Twenty-three, the silence of falling, like a word that dare not fall to the ground, choked and trembled in the wind. Perhaps the wind will never understand what kind of entanglement it is, just like the tide flooding. Seal it with all your strength and don't let it appear. The idea of a riot is like the coming dawn. It hurts every time I listen to the tick of the pendulum. My eyes are tired and I don't want to open them. Still bright and cold. The silence in the noise, the bottle of incense was opened and smelled, and I was sober with poison.

24. I also want to tell you that love should not be spent in pain and time should not be spent in pain. Give love a chance to survive, give love a space. Perhaps, you will find that life is different.