Funny quotes from aunts

1. I am not an aunt, I can come whenever I want.

2. My dear, why are you here again?

3. Mosquitoes and aunt are related!

4. Even my aunt won’t want me when I get old.

5. One more auntie, and the gang will break up.

6. I drank too much red wine, so I drank the auntie instead.

7. Use your aunt’s red to shine with your pure white.

8. Love is like an aunt, it hurts every time.

9. Salary is like an aunt: it disappears as soon as you get pregnant.

10. No matter how powerful a woman is, she is not as powerful as her aunt.

11. I always bear the pain of my aunt to chat with you.

12. Salary is like an aunt: it often doesn’t arrive on time!

13. If you are a bit meaner, you will be more annoying than your aunt.

14. My girlfriend comes to visit me. I helped her buy sanitary napkins.

15. I am the hero who eats ice cream in front of my aunt.

16. Auntie, why did you choose to come on Children’s Day.

17. Salary is like an aunt: if the time doesn’t come, you will panic!

18. There is a kind of regret called sadness, and there is a kind of beauty called aunt.

19. I curse you to visit your aunt twice a year, once for half a year.

20. The person who loves you most is your aunt. She will come to see you every time.

21. Don’t think that the red blood dyed the bed sheets is my aunt’s blood.

22. Salary is like an aunt: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone immediately!

23. Even aunts will leave before women grow old, let alone men.

24. Salary is like a big aunt, one comes at a time and disappears in about a week.

25. The fifth aunt and the fourth aunt told the third aunt that the second aunt’s aunt is here.

26. Women who treat me badly, I curse you to be sucked dry by Hushubao.

27. You don’t know how much I love you. It's like you don't know how much pain your aunt is in.

28. Salary is like a big aunt: once a month, it’s gone in about a week.

29. The aunt who comes when she wants, comes when she wants, and can’t even stop her.

30. My aunt is here and my stomach hurts. LG nervously asked what was wrong.

31. Wage is like an aunt: when you save it, it hurts when it goes up and out!

32. The exam is like an aunt, sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

33. When my aunt tortured me, I really felt that I was a girl.

34. To love her is to accidentally help her get rid of her aunt and marry her without any hesitation.

35. Big Big Wolf is like an aunt. Before leaving, he always says: I will come back!

36. Do you hate your aunt so much? I'm going to stay at your house for a few days and then leave! Why are you so unhospitable!

37. Well, my aunt is here, and she endured the pain and drove against the wind and rain to take her best friend to drink milk tea!

38. Auntie is like a gray wolf. When she leaves, she always shouts: I will definitely come back!

39. I will be annoyed when my aunt comes. Will I miss you if you don't come? I'm just annoyed when I come. It doesn’t matter if you don’t come!

40. I want to be a boy. It would be great to be a boy, with no aunties, no menstrual cramps, and no bras. How wonderful!

41. The stupid and nice man is the one who helped you buy sanitary napkins when you came to visit your aunt and ended up with wet diapers.

42. Actually, I don’t want you to come every day. I just want to see you occasionally, just like my aunt always meets me on time.

43. Damn it, do you think it’s as simple as bleeding when a girl comes to visit her aunt? Yes, she would still have a stomachache that would make her want to break her bones.

44. Even my aunt, who has always been loyal to me, will disappear without a trace when I am forty years old.

45. Ouch! I said, how many times has my aunt explained to you, I am a woman and you are a woman too, why are you clinging to me?

46. Girl, find someone who will take care of you and love you. Remember, your aunt doesn't want to eat raw, cold or spicy food when she comes. Someone who can tie your shoes for you.

47. There was a man riding a train. Suddenly a piece of paper flew into his face. He took the paper away. I said Huo, this paper is quite powerful. They beat me till I bleed!

48. The coolest person in the world is your aunt. She can come when she wants, but she can’t come if she doesn’t want to. If she doesn’t come, you will be anxious to death. If she comes, you will be annoyed to death. You have to endure it silently whether she comes or not. Just accept it and listen to your aunt and be a good girl. Characteristics of Here Comes the Great Aunt

1. Big Big Wolf is like the great aunt. Before leaving, he always says: I will come back!

2. I want to be a boy. It would be great to be a boy, without aunties, dysmenorrhea, or bras. How wonderful!

3. I used to be afraid that my aunt would come, but now I am afraid that my aunt will not come.

4. Even my aunt won’t want me when I get old.

5. Now the price of sanitary napkins has increased by ten yuan per pack! My aunt can’t even get up!

6. There are always some hurts that cannot be forgiven, and there are always some people who dare not forget the desperate first love that fell into the abyss, and the end of youth that marks the pain in the bones.

7. I like unfounded worries, such as worrying about what would happen to women in ancient times when they came to have aunties, or that they would not have condoms (I am talking about aunties again)

8. Girls can endure the monthly dysmenorrhea and the pain when their virginity is broken. Why can’t men endure the desire that is neither painful nor itchy?

9. Damn it, do you think it’s as simple as bleeding when a girl comes to her aunt? Yes, she will also have a stomachache that makes her want to lay waste to her bones. .

10. I was already in despair when you ignored my pain and pushed me to the chair.

11. The most free and easy person in the world is my aunt. Come and leave if you want.

12. The original separation was replaced by the current pain.

13. May girls with dysmenorrhea all over the world be treated with tenderness.

14. You are in my heart and I will endure the pain to pull you out

15. It hurts so much that I don’t want it to come. When it doesn’t come, I still feel the pain. Pay to have it come.

16. Some people say that if you want to learn to love, you must want to learn pain.

17. Now the price of sanitary napkins has increased by ten yuan per pack! My aunt can’t even afford it!!!!

18. I want to take out my belly. Throw it away!

19. As long as you look back, I am really willing to forget the pain in this body to tolerate you

20. The pain of skin-cutting! I am in indescribable pain that makes me faint! !

21. The movie (Holy Wounds) made me feel that all kinds of pain, joy, trouble, sorrow, jealousy and resentment in life all come from myself, because humans are not grass and trees, and how can they be ruthless

22. Your heart is not the color of your aunt

23. It’s too pretentious to say it, but it’s really unfair not to say it. If I want money, I will have a sex change.

Twenty-four. Damn it, do you think it’s as simple as bleeding when a girl comes to her aunt? Yes, she will also have a stomachache that makes her want to break her bones

Twenty-five, I’m not You, I don’t understand your sadness. I'm not you, you don't understand my pain.

26. Leaving silence, pain, resentment and greed

27. Apart from being an aunt, when can you act like a girl? When you meet Yi Yang Qianxi!

28. Tell me about your dysmenorrhea and your mood.

29. I want to take my belly out and throw it away!

Thirty. I am the hero who eats ice cream on top of my aunt.

Thirty-one. My heart is numb and I don’t know the pain. I still feel so uncomfortable that I can’t breathe when I think of you.

Thirty-two, finally found a question that Baidu didn’t know: Do you know when I will come to visit my aunt?

Thirty-three. Wanting to love but not being able to love is like the pain of a needle piercing the skin and soul

Thirty-four. Time passes over the heart, and the pain increases day by day. I wave my hand and turn around, facing my youth. Say goodbye, say goodbye to love, say goodbye to all unreality, yes, we will never come back again

35. One sentence: The desire to die is overlapping.

Thirty-six, cold + aunt + not washing my hair = who I am today

Thirty-seven, forged in ice and sorrow, who can know that I am ups and downs alone, letting pain wrap around me Until the pain makes it impossible to breathe

38. It turns out that the most painful expression is the lack of emotion.

Thirty-nine. I feel very irritable before menstruation. I am a scoundrel if I can’t control my time. I feel irritable when I can’t lose weight. I feel irritable because I have not done many things well. My menstrual flow is Don't be irritable. In short, I find that I like to be free and don't like to be deprived of time by one thing

40. Finally discovered a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will come to my aunt? QQ talk about girls coming to visit aunt

QQ talk about girls coming to aunt

1. Why do they come to aunt every time they go hiking and my sister watches the car and takes selfies? Ah

2. If you don’t want to die, you won’t die. If you want to die, you regret it now. Because of this, my aunt ate and drank too much. She didn’t run or exercise. She will never eat snacks again. I won’t eat randomly. I must lose 100 pounds before the 12th.

3. After 14 months, seeing my aunt again feels like I have died once. Vomiting and diarrhea, unable to get up from bed. It feels like the blood is running out.

4. It is often the arrival of an aunt, or the resentment that has been accumulated for many days breaks out. Some tempers can be tolerated, but in the end they can no longer be tolerated.

5. It’s really hard to stand for an hour on the bus to go to work when I come to my aunt.

6. Mouse said that I always feel depressed every time I come to my aunt. Unfortunately, I have the same experience today. I'm so sad...

7. Why does my mouth smell like blood when I come to visit my aunt?

8. Every time I come here, my aunt is so sleepy. I don’t want to sleep, I want to cheer up, I want to go to class, I want to go to class

9. There is no need to belittle oneself and think more. The key to relationships is to get out of your own thinking and don't be limited to one corner. It's not good for my aunt to stay up late! Good night.

10. Every time I come to my aunt, I feel like I have turned into a balloon with my brain shut down and only knows how to stuff things into my mouth, always holding a cup of hot water.

11. I am such an ancestor that I only slept and drank milk for three hours. Finally, I carried him around the house to fall asleep. How can I avoid bloating? Why are you so angry today? Are you going to visit your aunt?

12. It feels like every time I come to Auntie, I am reborn. A golden light shines from the top of my head.

13. My supervisor never makes mistakes, but as an assistant, I always make mistakes that I don't even know about. Auntie, entering menopause early and still having tmd are all unintelligible mistakes. .

14. Every time I come to visit, my aunt will be in so much pain that I can’t sleep at all all night.

15. I took cold medicine in the morning, and also took Fenbid because my aunt had abdominal pain during the visit. As a result, I am now dizzy and almost fainting.

16. I feel like my aunt is coming. I have been so angry these days.

17. It’s sad to see my aunt’s face so bloodless.

18. Girl, did you know that you can’t take a hot spring bath here? The wet painting method is very difficult, and the water content of mixed colors cannot be controlled well.

19. Every time I come here, my aunt gets little red dots on her face. She keeps sweating even if the air conditioner is not turned on. She keeps getting cold even if the air conditioner is turned on. Oh my God, I feel so uncomfortable.

20. The sky in Wuhu is so blue. I want to go out and live the life I want outside. But when I have a sense of belonging at home, I feel as irritable as my aunt.

21. Suddenly found me I've been so busy that I haven't posted a joke for a month, and I feel as nervous as if my aunt hadn't come.

22. There is a competition the day after tomorrow. Come to Auntie today to catch up on high-intensity training. It was eleven o'clock yesterday, what time will it be today? I was so confused when I heard that there will be a Spring Festival Gala this year. Everything has just come together.

23. My aunt wanted to eat oranges, but Mr. Su wouldn’t let me. I said you should warm them in your mouth before giving them to me. He did so. I ate it.

24. Every time I come to visit my aunt, my stomach hurts and my thighs also hurt terribly. Every now and then I want a boyfriend.

25. Drink this bowl of red dates, longan, angelica, dried ginger, brown sugar and black bean soup. If my aunt doesn’t come, I will eat the pot.

26. When I am about to be my aunt, I feel like I have a bomb in my mouth that can explode at any time, and I instantly turn into the heroine of a Qiong Yao drama. After my aunt left, I couldn't remember anything, and five words "impossible" came floating in the sky.

27. You finally came to my aunt in Gouzhuang today. It will take a week since my aunt came.

28. I heard that after drinking this bowl of fairy water, my aunt will be here. It doesn't hurt anymore.

29. It seems that I am going to be my aunt. One second I feel like I am capable of saving the world. The next second I feel like I am the best in the world. I choose not to play.

30. Every time a girl comes to visit Big Aunt and Big Brother, she looks very happy. It should be because I can no longer bully him during the Big Aunt period!

31. I can finally go to work without having to go back and forth for four or five hours on a snowy day. I don’t have to see faces with low pressure. I can finally make phone calls in peace and no one is looking for me. I can finally visit my aunt. I took it seriously and it really hurt for a while. Yes, I finally left, and the joy in my heart was beyond words.

32. I have a cute and cute boy who visits me every time. Must buy red dates. . What a straight man.

33. It’s unreasonable for a girl to go to class late at night without eating and not be beaten to death with money when she goes out. ! ! !

34. If I die this afternoon, it must be from dysmenorrhea. It happened that my aunt came to visit on Thursday. I just had menstrual cramps on Thursday afternoon. It happened to be a health inspection on Thursday afternoon. Unfortunately, no one should be in the dormitory during the hygiene inspection. It was all so damn unlucky.

35. Today, my aunt is in more pain than before. She feels sick in the office. She vomited all over the floor before she even left the company door to ask for leave. Tomorrow, the men in the security department will definitely beat me up. I My mother came to pick me up and took me home. I lay there for a long time and now I feel better. When I saw my grandma's fried meatballs at night, I drooled all over the floor. I hope you always stay healthy.

36. I don’t know what to do early in the morning. No more looking in the mirror? Why don't you take care of yourself if you're already exposed? Why did you buy it if you don't want to look in the mirror? It's really baffling. It's rare that my aunt didn't lose her temper this time and deliberately made me angry in the last two days.

37. Every day, I feel like I’m having an auntie’s visit, feeling empty and wavering in my heart. This feeling really makes me go crazy. The damn thing is that I can’t even find an auntie, and no one can help. I have less and less confidence in myself. I don’t know what I can do. I can’t even let go. I will dream about you every day. I will learn to do the things you like and listen to the songs you like. Only in this way can I feel better. a little.

38. Before I came to my aunt, I was crazy about eating all kinds of things. Now, after I came here, it hurts so much that I don’t want to eat anything. How can I eat a balanced diet here? It’s such a sin.

39. So sad in broad daylight. . . If a girl wants to come, don't believe what her aunt says.

40. It’s my period, I’m a little tired. I have just started working in the past few days and I have to learn everything again, so it is normal to work overtime. My aunt just arrived yesterday, and she is very tired today. Be sure to summarize early in the afternoon and end early. It’s also good to take the shuttle bus to the headquarters to work out, or just go for a run. I must move.

41. The water supply in the library has been cut off. It takes courage to go to the toilet. Many toilets are filled with blood red, which scares me to death. I hereby stipulate that all visitors must enter the same toilet. inside the location.

42. I am so angry that I want to curse others before going to bed every night. My aunt continues to be constipated when she doesn’t come the next day. I am really crazy to torture myself with other people’s pretense.

43. Come to my aunt, I don’t have to go to work, it’s the joy after the pain. Auntie with a unique female signature is here, forget it, go donate blood

1. There is always a moment because of a person's words, as if someone has poured a basin of cold water on your head. Cold to the feet...

2. Suddenly you will miss someone very much, but find that you only have the right to miss him.

3. Let’s all tell a lie! I'll go first: I'm getting married.

4. We promised not to separate but to be together forever, even if we are against time, even if we are against the whole world.

5. zggMy mother has taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning and turning back is the last step.

6. Who can listen to the pain in my heart~How much do you know_

7. A firm heart is more important than any sweet words.

8. Forget it, aunt is here, go donate blood

9. I don’t want gentle sweet words, or eternal vows. All I want is a hand that can hold me firmly and won't be thrown away casually.

10. Girl, if you don’t get hurt, you don’t know how cold people’s hearts are.

11. The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

12. He will occasionally think of her and remember watching her together The life you live is like summer flowers and the bleak autumn wind...

13. Absorb all happiness and sadness by yourself. After happiness, he will still remember you. Who will remember himself when he is sad? .

14. Is there someone you can never forget? Is there someone you always care about? Is there someone you cherish the most in your life?

15. You told me to get out, and I left. When you asked me to come back, I'm sorry, I had already gone away.

16. It’s so hot that I can’t move at all, not even China Mobile.

17. - If you like something, just appreciate it from a distance. Some feelings, just keep smiling and pass by!

18. A man is destined to have two women, one to miss occasionally and the other to live a life of daily necessities.

19. If you can’t sleep at night, count sheep.

Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Little Sheep, Haidilao, Donglaishun,

20. I hope that one day, I will not miss you so much when I am lonely, sick, and sad

21. The mistress is the greatest woman in the world. She has been burdened with infamy, but she helps you understand the true face of a man.

22. Why do the two of them have sex? After finishing the hook, you have to hang yourself, and you have to hang there without changing for a hundred years. I have been puzzled for a long time.

23. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

Twenty-four. - I hate those people who chat the most. Um, your brother-in-law, do you want to eat or are you full?

Twenty-five, the mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, only then can I dare to be with you