What would you say to your ex-boyfriend if Didi hailed him?

This kind of question can’t only be answered by “ex-girlfriend”, “ex-boyfriend” also needs to join in the fun. As a 24-year-old young man who has not yet taken a driver's license test, I must be really desperate when I drive a Didi car! But I am quite happy to think about it. I have become a legendary "veteran driver" without any training.

"Hey, beauty, we're here!" I glanced at the rearview mirror, and she was reaching into her red bag, preparing to take out her mobile phone to pay. This situation has been repeated countless times before. At the beginning, I couldn't help but look back at the beautiful woman and chat with her. Now that I’ve read more, I’ve lost that impulse. It would be better to earn more money than to look more. I looked around, but it was still blurry 3 meters away, and I didn’t want to bring my eyes with me, so I gave up and took out my phone to start looking for the next customer.

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"You are like a friend of mine" the beauty spoke. I have heard these words no less than 300 times. It’s not my public opinion, but a routine. First I say a lot and finally I say, ‘Friend, I don’t have any money. If you have anything to do next time, ask me. I promise to help you.’ . It's just that this woman is a bit green. Others would say it halfway, but she didn't say it until she got off the car, and she was running from the east of the city to the west of the city. This was absolutely unavoidable!

"Oh, they all say I look like Daniel Wu" was a trick, trying to cut off her chatter.

"Pfft, who said that? But you really look like a friend of mine." She wanted to forcefully pull her back.

"Everyone is like this..."

"Is your name Wang Xiaotan?!!!" She was very excited and looked like she was about to climax.

"Yes! Do you want an autograph?" The first time someone said my name while driving, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep the whole night. Later I found out that my name was displayed on the car. ! City people are really sophisticated!

“Aren’t you curious how I know this?” She was showing off her IQ again! ! !

“I was just taking a peek!” I checked several items but didn’t find any suitable orders. Plus, she was still talking about the topic in the car, so I started to lose my patience.

"Yes, I peeked, just like I peeked at your homework before." She was a little angry.

"Are you? Class representative?!" Oh my God! What are you most afraid of as a Didi driver? Of course I met an acquaintance! Especially my classmates. Not only do they not pay for the rides, they often have to invite me to weddings! Full moon wine and all! Heartache! I started to panic! I feel like dying!

"I am Qingqing!" She became even more annoyed and almost shouted.

"Are you Qingqing?" I was a little surprised. I hadn't heard of this name for a long time. In order to get further away from this damn name, I even changed a city. Later, I heard that she had also come here, and I changed cities again, but I didn’t expect to meet her again!

"Why are you here?" Now it was my turn to be anxious!

"I'm looking for you!" she said, half annoyed and half angry.

"Looking for me? Why are you looking for me?" I was a little curious. We broke up peacefully at the beginning, so you wouldn't chase me with a kitchen knife and chop me to death, right?

At this time, an aunt came over with a smile. I thought I had an order again, and I felt happy. However, I immediately panicked at her next move. I saw her quickly take out a small piece of paper, write something quickly, then stick it to my car, and trot away! What a flexible aunt! wrong! That note looks like a fine!

"Of course it's for..."

"Don't do it for! I got a ticket again! You have to pay double the money! I just chatted with you for so long , I slept in the car for so long, chatted and slept with me, and even got a ticket, this is a must!" I warned sternly.

After saying "Double is double", he decisively took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code, kicked the car door, and got out of the car angrily, not forgetting the heavy "snap" Get on the car door.

“Old temper!” I shook my head helplessly and drove away.

"Bah, you deserve to be single!" Someone stood at the door of the Hilton Hotel and spat hard!