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Hot mom is talking about Li Muzi's quotations.

1, Li Muzi: Hello, some people will be jealous and gossip. Only by making yourself better can all the gossip be broken. In fact, you should thank those who once looked down on you or are looking down on you. They are the ladder of your progress. You can stamp your feet on their faces, and when you look back, they can only look up at you.

2. Xia Bing: That's easy to say, but the only people in the office who don't have a bachelor's degree may be my aunt who sweeps the floor and me.

3. Li Muzi: When I first arrived in Meili, all the aunts who swept the floor were registered in Shanghai, but I didn't. But what about now? Look at a room full of Shanghai girls outside. I am your role model.

4. Li Muzi: Are you free now? Are you happy? What are you talking about if you don't even have the minimum financial ability and respect from others?

5. Xia Bing: But I am the mother of the child.

6. Then Li Muzi asked Xia Bing to attend English training. Xia Bing: I have no time to learn English at all.

Li Muzi: Then sleep two hours less. You'll get used to it in a week. It has been proved that people who sleep only 67 hours a day live longer than those who sleep 8 hours a day.

Li Muzi: There are four major events in life, birth and death, and divorce is not one of them. Of course, I was shocked to hear the news, but you really don't have enough reason to give you a holiday or decompress. In this case, you should work harder, because no one can guarantee the future life of you and your daughter.

Xia Bing: But I need some time to get used to it.

10, Li Muzi: You go to school, work, fall in love, get married and have children. Has anyone given you time to adjust and settle down? You know you made the wrong choice, so don't rush to catch up, or you will really become a divorced stupid woman with no spiritual connotation and no life extension. Yes, you can still have some beauty, but that won't last for a few years. Who wants to spend a lifetime with you? In addition to raising you and your daughter, there will be no surprises and progress in the future, except that you will get old and ugly, and you will be complained and envied by time.

1 1. Li Muzi and Luo Tian have a heart-to-heart meeting in Ningbo: Luo Tian: I'm afraid that if this goes on, I'll divorce you. I found that you can. You can live without me.

Li Muzi: Marriage is not about who needs whom. I need water, air, sunshine, doctors and lawyers. I didn't marry them. Marriage is the process that I get used to you, you get used to me, and then we make up with each other.

13, Luo Tian: I thought I was worthless.

Li Muzi: You are my client. In order to win long-term cooperation with you, I have made a lot of efforts to solve various problems for your predecessor and your daughter. I have no reason to give up halfway and give up all my previous efforts! This matter must be carried through to the end.

15, Luo Tian: won't you regret it in the future?

16, Li Muzi: I chose what I loved, and then I turned and left.

Hot mom is telling classic lines.

1, you can still divorce after marriage, and you can't put it back after the child is born.

2, the courage to fight!

Talent and looks are popular everywhere.

It's your first time as a child, and it's my first time as a mother.

Xia Xia changed his clothes in the taxi and said to the driver, Master, drive carefully.

6. I swear that I won't get married before the age of 30, and I won't have children before the age of 35.

7. I think I am allergic to the hormones of menopausal women in your mother and that aunt Li.

8. This is the chief editor's physiological cycle table ... as far away as possible.

9, you make trouble, you make trouble, make a yellow couple.

10, inseparable, inseparable ... Will you marry me ... Yes, I will.

1 1, look at you!

12, you and I are really out of place from the inside out.

13, Xia Bing: After reading your column, I really doubt that someone has lost weight.

Colleague: It's not whether she can lose weight after reading it, but whether readers immediately feel that they can make great efforts to lose weight after seeing our huge headlines.

14, Xia Bing said: "If you are pregnant, you all say that you will stick to it for nine months and it will be fine after giving birth. Now that you have given birth, you all say that you will stick to it for another month and it will be fine after giving birth. When I was out of the month, you all said that it would be good to stick to it for three years, and then stick to school, he graduated, got married and had children. Was that a while? "

15, the good-looking man is called lotus seed man, and he knows the bitterness of looking fresh and beautiful. Some men are called litchi men, and people who eat them are sweet. Xia Bing

16, history pushed me to that fast, and times pushed you to that process. You must save the world! -Yuanbao

17, this is too proven, only a lot worse! -Yuanbao

18, this is the same as buying fruit. It is obviously a kiwi fruit produced in Sichuan, but it has to pretend to be a kiwi fruit from New Zealand. It is better to certify the origin and clearly mark the price than to be caught later. Xia Bing

19, make fun of buttoning your eyes! -Yuanbao

20. I think I am allergic to menopausal female hormones in your mother and that aunt Li. Xia Bing

2 1, you and I are really incompatible from the inside out. Xia Bing

22. This is a diamond ring, not Chinese cabbage. You didn't mean to buy a big one. Xia Bing

23. You are wearing the ring I gave you, and you dare to be nice to others. Why is your face so big? -Yuanbao

Hot mom is telling classic lines and quotations.

1, you and I are really incompatible from the inside out.

2. I think I am allergic to the hormones of menopausal women of your mother and that aunt Li.

You must be crazy, you must die.

Talent and looks are popular everywhere.

5. History pushed me to that speed, and times pushed you to that process. You have to save the day!

6, this can be proved too much, only a lot!

7. This is a diamond ring, not Chinese cabbage. You don't want to buy a big one if you say it.

8. It's your first time as a child and my first time as a mother.

9. I really doubt that anyone has lost weight after reading your column.

10, "If you are pregnant, you all say it will be fine in nine months. Now it's born, and you all said it would be fine in another month. When I give birth, you all say it will be fine in three years, then the children will go to kindergarten, then go to school, graduate, get married and have children. Is that for a while? This is persistence.

1 1, the good-looking man is called lotus seed man, and he knows the pain of eating delicious food. Some men are called litchi men, and people who eat them are sweet.

12, this is the same as buying fruit. It is obviously a kiwi fruit produced in Sichuan, but it has to pretend to be a kiwi fruit from New Zealand. It is better to certify the origin and clearly mark the price than to be caught later.

13, make fun of buttoning your eyes!

14, I think I am allergic to the hormones of menopausal women of your mother and that aunt Li.

15, you can divorce after marriage, but you can't put it back after the child is born.

16, the courage to fight!

17, Xia Xia changed his clothes in the taxi and said to the driver: Master, drive carefully.

18, I swear, I won't get married before I am 30, and I won't have children before I am 35.

19, I think I am allergic to the hormones of menopausal women of your mother and that aunt Li.

20. This is the chief editor's physiological cycle table, as far away as possible.

2 1, you make trouble, you make trouble, make trouble with the yellow couple.

22, inseparable, inseparable, whether you marry me or not. Get married, I get married.

23, look at you!

24. It's not whether she can lose weight after reading it, but whether readers can lift themselves up immediately and make great efforts to lose weight when they see the fire of our giant headlines.

25. You are wearing the ring I gave you, and you dare to be nice to others. Why is your face so big?

Hot mom is talking about Xia Bing's classic quotations.

1, you can still divorce after marriage, and you can't put it back after the child is born.

2, the courage to fight!

Talent and looks are popular everywhere.

It's your first time as a child, and it's my first time as a mother.

Xia Xia changed his clothes in the taxi and said to the driver, Master, drive carefully.

6. I swear that I won't get married before the age of 30, and I won't have children before the age of 35.

7. I think I am allergic to the hormones of menopausal women in your mother and that aunt Li.

8. This is the chief editor's physiological cycle table ... as far away as possible.

9, you make trouble, you make trouble, make a yellow couple.

10, inseparable, inseparable ... Will you marry me ... Yes, I will.

1 1, look at you!

12, you and I are really out of place from the inside out.

13, Xia Bing: After reading your column, I really doubt that someone has lost weight.

Colleague: It's not whether she can lose weight after reading it, but whether readers immediately feel that they can make great efforts to lose weight after seeing our huge headlines.

14, Xia Bing said: "If you are pregnant, you all say that you will stick to it for nine months and it will be fine after giving birth. Now that you have given birth, you all say that you will stick to it for another month and it will be fine after giving birth. When I was out of the month, you all said that it would be good to stick to it for three years, and then stick to school, he graduated, got married and had children. Was that a while? "

15, the good-looking man is called lotus seed man, and he knows the bitterness of looking fresh and beautiful. Some men are called litchi men, and people who eat them are sweet. Xia Bing

16, history pushed me to that fast, and times pushed you to that process. You must save the world! -Yuanbao

17, this is too proven, only a lot worse! -Yuanbao

18, this is the same as buying fruit. It is obviously a kiwi fruit produced in Sichuan, but it has to pretend to be a kiwi fruit from New Zealand. It is better to certify the origin and clearly mark the price than to be caught later. Xia Bing

19, make fun of buttoning your eyes! -Yuanbao

20. I think I am allergic to the hormones of menopausal women of your mother and that aunt Li. Xia Bing

2 1, you and I are really incompatible from the inside out. Xia Bing

22. This is a diamond ring, not Chinese cabbage. You didn't mean to buy a big one. Xia Bing

23. You are wearing the ring I gave you, and you dare to be nice to others. Why is your face so big? -Yuanbao