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Talk about scolding those who don't want to face it.

1. I thought you were a flower on that cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

2. Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.

3. Son, you are crazy. Your breath is bigger than beriberi.

4. You waste air to live, the land is dead, and the RMB is half dead.

5. You are simply four, except two or two, minus two or two is really two plus two, minus one or two plus two.

6. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a turtle shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

7. When you are away from home, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

8. I can't describe you any more, because you have surpassed the description of the earth people.

9. I used to think Picasso was abstract. I didn't know Picasso was a realist until I met you.

10. To be an actor like you, you don't have to make up ghost films or cg for Jurassic.

1 1. People like you can only live for two episodes at most, but they still die.

12. What happened today, son? Take the wrong medicine when you go out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

13. You think you are an onion, who will dip you in the sauce?