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Talk about makeup
First, William Chan came to Hefei in the afternoon. I said, I have to make up and squeeze. After listening to my sister, you might as well buy a hair band with that arrow.
Second, a woman's self-growth is always more important than her appearance. We buy makeup or even face-lifting in buy buy to make ourselves look better, to please ourselves and to be part of our growth.
Third, Luo Mei, a middle school graduate from Jiang 'an County, Yibin, Sichuan Province, was abandoned by her husband after giving birth to a child, and later went to work in Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province. At first, she sold clothes as a shop assistant. Later, she got a fake college diploma to sell in a small cosmetics company, and then she felt that she was in heaven. Men are seduced everywhere on the internet, and no one wants them. Finally, she cheated a simple and stupid man, so she seduced him and pretended to be poor, and used his sympathy to send him to bed to beg for warmth, bitch!
It took me nearly two hours to make up, and I succeeded in angering the people waiting for me. I said I was not (very) ashamed (embarrassed) (sorry). If you can't wait for this time, what climate can you become?
5. My boyfriend said, why do you girls love to buy cosmetics so much? Usually I don't wear makeup every day. And dozens of tubes of lipstick. Can you discuss the reason objectively with me? Me: Cut the crap, I just want to spend money!
6. I often don't understand why women who give birth before the age of 25 are all. In the first twenty years, he was controlled by parents and schools, and he devoted himself to his children as soon as he was liberated. In the best years, I can't make up, I can't wear good clothes, and I jump directly from a girl to a yellow-faced woman. This is not maternal love, but that you have been cheated. Women can get pregnant after the age of 28 and enjoy the best age first. There will be children, but youth is fleeting.
I got up early in the morning, had breakfast, washed my hair, took a bath, brushed my teeth and put on makeup. Now I'm sitting in front of the TV, waiting for my husband to come out.
Eight, from getting up to going out, even if it is makeup, half an hour is enough for me. However, this is not a good thing. For example, I got up at eight o'clock this morning, cleaned up for half an hour, and spent another hour waiting for someone to dress up. This feeling does not mean that you are a neat person, but that you are not refined enough as a woman.
Nine, mom, I hate this disgusting man most. Tell me about that woman's makeup. Talk about hypocrisy. Tell me about fake ntm. Tell me about beauty. You know you're not feeling well. You know you have to watch it. You have to look at it and feel sick. You know you have to look at some girls who don't wear makeup and talk about an ugly makeup. Tell another fake one. Don't look at yourself to evaluate the relationship between other individuals and your dm. Stupid and disgusting.
Ten, a girl who can't make up is going to college, and it seems that she must learn.
Eleven, work is not good, love is not good, makeup is not good, singing K is not good, playing games is not good, looks are not good, body is not good, and economic strength is not good. I have been thinking about a question: what has supported me to live for so many years?
Twelve, the other half of the girl's face, if there is no ugly woman in this world, it depends on makeup. If you are too demanding of girls, you really don't need to marry a wife.
13. I don't like Han Xing at all. In recent years, a lot of TV dramas in which Han Xing appeared have popped up, and I haven't watched any of them. I don't feel anything. Recently, various South Korean videos insulting Cha China's father have been circulated, which makes me even more angry. If it is true, it is good to ban radio and television, and it is best to ban cosmetics.
Fourteen, when I told her not to wear makeup at ordinary times, she clearly said that she would die if she went out without makeup. Mom really can't believe what a woman said.
15. You asked me why I still wear student clothes without makeup when I am 25 years old! I said that in the first 25 years, you can be yourself carefree. Why are you following so closely? You are busy graduating, working, getting married and having children. Life goes on for decades, do what you like, get married because of love, have children because you want to have the crystallization of love, and grow old because you just want to be your partner in this life! I just hope I will never settle down ~
Sixteen, although you can make yourself beautiful through makeup, if the skin is not well maintained, it will also have an impact on the later makeup. So it is also important to wash your face correctly!
17. Don't trust her. The face that came out later was painted with makeup.
Nineteen, I have been engaged in makeup for several years, and I have been working hard for this favorite profession, making myself better step by step, knowing different types of people, and even thinking that this industry is very beautiful. In fact, people who have been making up for many years should know that it is really tiring and difficult. Not as good as others say.
Twenty, getting up early today should be something. At first glance, there was not enough time, so I gave up makeup and chose clothes to take care of bangs. The male ticket asked me why I was in such a hurry. It's obviously too late to go out and buy bread. I said, no, I want to eat wonton. Nothing is more important than this. The male ticket said that my eyes at that time seemed to be asking for a salary and dying, but I had admirable firmness and irrefutable determination.
Twenty-one, take a taxi today The driver's little brother looks particularly like the little fresh meat in "Unmarried" and always laughs at me back. Why didn't I wear makeup?
Twenty-two, girls who are in a hurry to go out and are too lazy to make up, a bottle of plain face cream can help you get it, and plain face can also become beautiful!
Twenty-three, I just want to ask, two girls don't discuss cosmetics, lipstick, dolls, especially Olympic football, basketball, table tennis, swimming, gymnastics, diving, fencing and shooting for a day. Speaking of excitement, they also scolded Horton, and then discussed who would be born in Ning Zetao! Who else!
Twenty-four, I was spit out yesterday because I didn't wear makeup. Actually, it's not that the baby is lazy, but that I can't afford cosmetics.
Twenty-five, beginning of autumn. It's suddenly cold in the northeast. You can also make up beautifully. I'm not afraid of makeup.
Twenty-six, I know less and less about cosmetics now.
Twenty-seven, it used to be excellent to watch girls without makeup. Now I think makeup is more appropriate. People change. Today he likes pineapples, and tomorrow he can like other things. Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything.
Twenty-eight, makeup is a perceptual profession, and the frown is bitter; Smiling eyes, sweet; Heavier and thicker; To be gentle, we should try our best to seek innate acquaintance with each bride in order to balance the tone that belongs to her. Thank you for your selfless sharing!
Twenty-nine, all the new interns in the group suddenly ran away, all young, the oldest is only 25, the painting style is rare, and the women don't wear makeup. I went to work that day and had an internship that had been absent before. When I was a sophomore, I looked up from the baffle several times and found that I was looking at me. After a while, there was a chat, and she said, Oh, my boyfriend doesn't like my makeup. Once I painted it, and he said it was beautiful, but what about makeup removal? Before Armani put on makeup, the bm Loose Powder and muf Toner were sold in the mall. Are you sick now?
Thirty, women who make up are not necessarily excellent, but excellent women will make up.
3 1. I believe we can move on. Thank you, comrade, thank you, senior filmmaker, screenwriter Yue Jie, actress Bing, makeup stylist Shu Ying, sound engineer Yi Ge, thank you for always being with my little sister. Two members of the drama commune and Qi's trust! Dreams can come true as long as they persist. Aren't we living in a dream? Good Night! Dear friends!
Thirty-two, when you are in a bad mood, make up buy buy clothes to make yourself more beautiful, which is useful for temporarily calming your heart. Because when I look at myself in the mirror, I always feel that I look good and deserve a better life. So, live hard! In this way, it's better than being unkempt and sloppy at home.
Thirty-three, let me clean up first in the morning, don't wipe my face, from six to eight or nine, and then ask me if I have no makeup. Hey, I want to steal a lazy one today.
Thirty-four, even my dad, a middle-aged straight man, can see that my makeup skills are not good. Before going out, he glanced at my face and said strangely, go online and find some videos to learn makeup.
35. This is an era of make-up. Should I wear plain face?
Tell me the sentence that Su Yan doesn't wear makeup.
1, now life is very dull every day, flat shoes that are no different from menstruation, a listless life, and I think only ugliness, and then ugliness.
I cut off my long hair for you, and I look dull every day for you. You are my most important expectation, and loving you is my only task in this life.
3, no idea, just acne. Come on. Well, it's easy to make up every day, but I really want to make up and wear eye shadow. I haven't had a chance to try the newly bought eye shadow yet.
At an early age, I have given up on myself and started my daily life.
5, usually work, light makeup to attend. Holidays, plain face. Although I am proficient in various makeup artists, I am a person who doesn't like makeup at heart.
6. She used to laugh like a flower, but she painted her face and never laughed again.
7. It is always easier to meet people you know when you are unkempt and plain.
8, every day is doing nothing, boring to the extreme.
9. In the eyes of others! I am the representative of eating, drinking and having fun, relaxed and stress-free! Actually, my back is dizzy! Everyday is plain and beautiful!
10, girls who used to be plain in the sky have now learned to dress up as familiar eyeliner, and they will wipe the liquid foundation evenly before going out, so they won't laugh at other people's faces.
1 1. Living in a big city, I am really too simple. I can't forgive myself for not wearing lipstick.
12, it's not easy to go home, my face is facing the sky and I'm sweating.
13, dad is always the strongest backing for his daughter. No matter what you are, I won't abandon you.
14, there is nothing worth my makeup and hair recently. Do you want to take a selfie? It all depends on the filter.
15, I went to work without makeup. On my way to lunch, I met a place with beautiful photos, and regretted not painting makeup for work.
16, really sad. I don't wear air cushion liquid foundation, and my face is plain and my neck is in two colors, one red and one yellow.
17, I'm really lazy. I have greasy hair every day. How do you make up every day?
18, summer is a sad season. I don't want to make up, I don't want to buy clothes, I just want to be unkempt and plain.
19, I don't wipe anything at home in summer, my hair is tied up, and I eat my favorite crushed ice and ice. It's really cool. Really happy.
To tell the truth, I envy putting on makeup in such a hot day. I look hot, and I feel hot without makeup.
2 1, I miss the days when I was naked every day, endorsed in the corridor, pressed the questions together and ordered takeout. These days are really painful and happy.
22. I don't want to wear makeup at all on a hot day, but I don't want to face the sky.
23, especially enjoy the state of being in the sky every day during the holiday, smoking.
24. I'm used to lipstick in summer and I'm too lazy to wear my sloppy self that runs out every day.
25. In fact, when you are truly loved, it doesn't have to be so beautiful. Even if you are ordinary, he will praise you for looking good.
26. The whole summer is dull, because there is really too much sweat.
27. If you ask me out at the weekend, you must put up with my untidy appearance in slippers.
28, Su Yan exposed to the sun, my face. The spots surfaced directly.
29. I have never used cosmetics since I came to this company. Every day, I am on my face. I thought I was too lazy. I just found out today that no one in the company wears makeup. Is this a spell?
30. The side face with makeup and eyelashes looks better! I love plain face in summer.
Cosmetic slogan
1, Park Yan skin care, to suit yourself!
2, moisturize the skin, simple and touching.
3. Keep your youth and bloom beautifully.
4, fresh and clean, not tight.
5. Make beauty more touching.
6, heavy makeup, enjoy the petty bourgeoisie life.
7. Soft skin, starting from Ponzi.
8, professional skin care, whitening has been.
9. Park Yan's scenery and the vision of the decoration industry.
10, the fingertip stays the longest.
1 1, Park Yan, focus on the face.
12, indulge beauty and tear up glitz.
13. Enjoy Park Yan. It feels really beautiful.
14, make your hands as charming as a dream.
15, the authority of the beautiful world.
16, give back your delicate skin and muscles, beauty and skin care products.
17, except for the dust, it's true.
18, from the inside out, caring for beauty.
19, just for your beautiful face!
20, give you beautiful health, healthy beauty.
2 1, the fountain of youth gushed out at a glance.
22. Moisten your skin like rain.
23. We are beautiful designers.
24, radiant charm, blooming beauty.
25, simple you are beautiful, Park Yan makes you more beautiful.
26. Put my heart in your palm.
27. Beauty from scratch.
28, leading the fashion makeup, creating natural beauty makeup.
29, lost youth, eternal beauty.
30, beautiful makeup, you deserve it.
3 1, a moment of leisure, very beautiful.
32, good figure in summer, fat no longer comes.
33, care for the skin, responsible for beauty.
There are no ugly women in the world, only lazy women.
35. Park Yan Skin Care protects your face.
36. Take action to achieve transformation.
37, Rizhao Shang Yun withered, the wind contains low color.
38. Park Yan, you can enjoy beauty even if it is simple.
39. Amoco will never let you down.
40. Arouse a radiant face with your heart!
4 1, let the stars shine in your eyes forever.
42, only belong to your unique beauty secret recipe.
43. Stop for fifteen minutes to restore beauty.
44. Rejuvenation is the source of beauty.
45. Only care about your beauty.
46. Park Yan is calm and bright.
47. Find your own beauty with your heart.
48. This is our dedication to beauty.
Please be kind to your skin.
50. Be pregnant for beauty and youth.
5 1, all the beauty in the world is yours.
52, simple and extraordinary, gorgeous but not demon.
53. Enjoy the beauty of nature.
54, the right is the best, Park Yan Skin Care!
55, calm and true, plain and bright.
56. The perfect crystallization of aesthetics and science.
57, pretty face, just use Park Yan!
58, return to nature, beautiful face.
59. Extraordinary cosmetics create extraordinary beauty.
60. Beauty lies in nature, and beauty lies in simplicity.
Cosmetic advertising slogan
1, Haimei, make your beauty more.
2. Effie Lettin, make life better.
3, moisturizing, thorough, whitening. The skin of water, the agna of water.
4, use Ailaiting, never stop loving!
5, plastic beauty products, French sea rhyme.
6, from the inside out, care for beauty.
7, leisure time, beautiful percentage.
8. Hamel, let your skin get gentle care from France.
9, Haiyun, beautiful skin is charming!
10, the blue ocean is charming, and the tide is coming.
1 1, Haimer, your caring skin care expert.
12, take action and realize transformation.
13, freckle, whitening, care of angina pectoris.
14, angina pectoris, baby care and milk skin.
15, romantic sea rhyme, extraordinary appearance!
16, meet in Xiang Lian and know each other.
17, only he cares about more than mild right-hand angina skin care products.
18, direct delivery, explosive, beautiful and touching the world.
19, charming and beautiful skin, shaking like a new life!
20, Haiyun, the ultimate beauty!
2 1, the secret from the organic elves.
22. Take the essence of the deep sea and perform skin care magic.
23. Effie Leiting, you will always be the focus!
24, skin care pursuit of perfection, Hui Dazhong to send genuine products.
25, one white and then white, natural and moving. People can't guess you, freckle and whitening are no longer difficult!
26. Make your skin as delicate and smooth as water.
27. The charm of the sea is infinite.
28. Your charm is here, the charm of the sea.
29, my beautiful secret, the sea charm knows!
30. Hamel takes you into the ocean of charm.
3 1, Effie Letting I am a happy woman.
32. Beauty from scratch.
33. Your choice is only us, professional skin care for angina pectoris.
34, the ultimate moisturizing is the charm of the sea.
35. Eiffel loves beauty.
36. Warm and gentle you.
37. Enjoy new trends and build a new life.
38. Inspire the beautiful ocean charm in your heart.
39, romantic sea rhyme, there is no limit to face protection!
40. Create a beautiful day and find yourself more beautiful.
4 1, pure dew, my love mood!
42, smooth the traces of the years, the skin is as clear as the sea.
43, the purchase is a little easier, and the beauty is happy.
44, pretty face, just use Park Yan!
45. Park Yan Skin Care, your impression, my charm.
46, skin care is not equal, choose Haimei.
47. There are flowers in the pavilion, inviting you to be beautiful.
48. Park Yan's landscape and the vision of the decoration industry.
49, just for your beautiful face!
50. Effectine brings you real and visible charm.
5 1, care for whitening skin and protect a better life.
52.e is explosive and beautiful.
53. It is more touching than legend, and makes all people marvel.
54, return to nature, beautiful face.
55. Give you a reason to love yourself.
56. Where is Haiyun? There are more than you see.
57. Aifeilaiting, beauty is as simple as that.
58. Women are like water, the source of which is agna.
59. Skin care begins with hydration.
60. I used agna, and my skin is fine. No longer sensitive, green and healthy.
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