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Talk about winter vacation homework.

1, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion, cold contraction." "Then why do you leave so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same.

When I think I am not good at studying, I read books, and when I find that I am not good at playing, I take a vacation.

3, homework 3, please respect yourself, I am a winter vacation person.

4. The homework burned, the teacher blew it and lived.

The significance of festivals lies in a great morning, a great night and a great day.

6. Some teachers are really interesting. I copy my homework. What did she mean when she said I copied other people's homework? I'll hand in my homework when I'm free. She said I'll hand it in when I'm free.

7, winter wave in January, copying homework one day, the teacher looked at the paper on his knees.

You shouldn't worry about your homework now.

9. "If the transfer is destined to be sold cheaply," "Why don't I exercise my rights in advance?"

Talk about winter vacation homework.

10, you always say that the winter vacation is far away, and it has passed in a blink of an eye.

1 1, please don't be surprised to see a round meatball coming into the classroom, because it was winter vacation and I was full.

12, before the winter vacation passed, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice, "Yes, yes, cough, and the summer when I loved you."

13, "Did you have a good winter vacation?" "There is no happiness, only happiness.

For us, vacation means going to different places to do our homework.

15. In the past, a group of people spent their holidays together, but now the vacation time of this group of people is different.

16, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion, cold contraction." "Then why do you leave so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same.

17, China's holiday principle, debt should be paid.

18. When dating Komori in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named "winter vacation homework".

Talk about winter vacation homework.

19. I will stick to surfing the Internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.

20. I learned to swear, puppy love, compare, rebel and copy homework. Do you know where it is? This is at school.

2 1, let's break up our homework, I don't think we are suitable.

22. Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

23. "Describe your winter vacation in one word." "I can't pass the fifteenth day!"

When I wake up during the holiday, it doesn't mean I get up. Just because I get up for school doesn't mean I'm awake.

25. Now there are holidays, summer vacation and winter vacation, winter vacation and National Day, National Day and May Day, May Day and weekend, weekend and no weekend. To sum up, holidays are like farting.

26. The ugly man finished writing winter vacation homework, but the handsome man saw through everything. You write ugly first, and I will be handsome at will.

27. "I feel as relaxed as before the holiday." Speaker: I didn't do my homework.