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Love said: all the nights I stayed up for you were very cold, and all the sheep ran away.

1. I never missed you for a second, but I lost you a thousand times in my heart.

The night I stayed up for you was cold, and all the sheep ran away.

When I secretly looked at you, I collided with your eyes, just like the thief I caught was rewarded.

4. I am afraid of cooling and prefer winter. Three minutes of heat will hold you tight for many years.

I can take my luggage upstairs by myself. Add your own clothes when you are cold. I can keep working when I have a fever and take an injection by car after work. The tire is flat, so I'll change it myself. When the water runs out, I'll move it myself. I'm afraid of disturbing others, and I don't like complaining. However, I am just a little girl who can't even unscrew the bottle cap by your side.

6. Emotion is a magical thing. If you don't give it, don't take it. 7. You may be worthless to one person, but priceless to another.

8. There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. I'd rather leave because the people around you are too crowded.

9. Will it last longer if I refuse to be friends? But I loved it so much that I didn't have time to think about it.

10. Meeting the person you like is like crossing the ocean all your life and finally meeting the land.

The number of roses _ What do you know?

Rose is a kind of flower that many young couples often see in the street or in the scene of proposing marriage and courtship in our daily life. So do you know the different meanings of different numbers of roses? What is the most suitable way to send roses? Let's look at Bian Xiao in rose language! 1 rose stands for: I only have you in my heart!

Two roses represent: there are only two of us in this world!

Three roses stand for: I love you!

Four roses stand for: till death do us part!

Five roses represent: sincere thanks!

Six roses represent: mutual respect, mutual care and mutual understanding!

Seven roses represent: I have a crush on you!

Representative of 8 roses: Thank you for your concern, support and encouragement!

Nine roses represent: long!

10 rose stands for: perfect!

1 1 rose: I only care about you the most!

12 rose stands for: I love you more and more!

13 rose stands for: friendship lasts forever!

14 rose stands for: pride!

15 rose representative: I feel sorry for you!

16 rose stands for: changeable and restless love!

17 rose stands for: desperate and irreparable love!

18 rose stands for: sincerity and frankness!

19 rose stands for: patience and expectation!

20 roses represent: I only have a sincere heart!

2 1 rose stands for: sincere love!

22 roses represent: good luck!

25 roses represent: I wish you happiness!

30 roses stand for: Faith is predestined friends!

40 roses represent: unswerving love!

50 roses stand for: meeting unexpectedly!

99 roses represent: forever and ever!

100 rose stands for: 100% love 100% love!

10 1 Rose stands for favorite!

108 rose stands for: marriage!

144 rose words: love you forever!

365 roses: I miss you every day!

999 roses represent: Forever and ever!

100 1 rose: forever!

13 14 rose stands for: love you all your life!

Summary: Many people will choose 13 14 roses or send 99 roses when proposing marriage. These forms are more common. Of course, many couples can try to choose a rose or 10 rose when dating.

Everyone around you is married. Tell me about it.

People around you are getting married one after another. It feels like the previous exam, when others hand in their papers in advance, you are flustered when you watch others leave.

Everyone around you is married. Tell me about it.

1. Now boys are demanding and girls are demanding. Time flies. Everyone around me is married and has a second child. Why am I the only one going to single dog?

Secondly, I have something to do tonight, so I have a QQ and a brush space. What's it like to get married without knocking at the door? And I feel that people around me have all the male tickets and female tickets at once.

Third, I always feel young, so people around me are falling in love and getting married, and I don't feel anything. Until one day, I found that everyone older than me disappeared, and I became the biggest one in the surrounding circle. I want to fall in love, but nobody seems to love me. The most terrible thing about being single is not being alone, not the eyes and comments of others, but that one day you suddenly find out that you may have been single because you haven't.

Fourth, slowly find that people around you are married through blind date, and ask them do you like her? It is said that appropriateness is the most important thing, and everything else is empty. I gradually understand that life is just an experience, but we always have to compromise, which is very difficult for people with self.

Everyone around me is married, and I don't know when to come to me. I admit that I want to get married, but I don't know what to do. Do you want to bring your girlfriend or the Civil Affairs Bureau?

6. Why do people date, fall in love and get married when they are old? Is it annoying? ! Disagreement means how old you are. Look, everyone around you is married!

Seven, 92 years. . . Everyone around me is married. . . It is false to say no anxiety. . . But I am a dog who wants more than he deserves. . . In case you are really lonely.

Eight, 25 years old, you see everyone around you is married, the wedding money is increasing year by year, and the wedding leave is also very pure. Your parents changed from taking you on a string of relatives to taking you on blind dates, and you picked up more than a dozen girls. I think she is a little worse than you every time!

Nine, khufu, everyone around you is married, and you have been their best man. Why are you still single? Watch your TV play. Khufu's good opponent appeared quickly.

Ten, the first boyfriend is getting married, and I feel very happy to see them happy. Hahaha feels that I am not a "normal" ex-girlfriend, and I sincerely hope that everyone around me can live a happy life.

1 1. I am alone, especially in autumn and winter. I must not be idle. Whether you are studying, working or going out to play, you should do things one after another. Anyway, I can't be idle. Let me sleep and eat when I'm idle. Once you are free, you will be afraid of panic, thinking about the future, thinking about you, thinking about all kinds of things, and then you will be afraid that you will have no job in the future and that everyone around you will get married. I'm afraid that others will come home in a hurry in winter and have hot noodles to eat. I even have to cook the hot water I drink now. I am afraid that others will support me when I am bullied, so I can only bear it. I'm not without procrastination, I'm just afraid, so I need to keep looking for something to do for myself, and I can't stay for a moment. I have no one to love or love.

Twelve, everyone around me is married, when do I have to wait?

Thirteen, I'm suddenly scared today. I chatted with my mother and found that everyone around me was engaged to get married. I am afraid that the rest of my life will be so long, whether I will spend it alone in the future, and I am afraid that I will never meet my favorite person again when I am in my twenties.

Fourteen, because everyone around me is married, because I love you, because you love me, because I am pregnant, because everyone is saying that it is almost enough, because you and I are in tune. . . . .

Today, I asked a new friend who really wanted to get married, and asked him why he wanted to get married. Because of completing the task of a lifetime? (get married and have children, and then watch your children get married and have children, and watch your grandchildren get married and have children, and finish their lifelong tasks and die) or because of loneliness? He thought for a few minutes and said no, because everyone around him is married, so he should get married himself. I thought people in their twenties were lonely, but people in their twenties followed suit. Maybe you like something or you don't like it, and you will naturally like it if you need it.

Sixteen, after deleting a bunch of people who don't contact and won't contact in the future, the whole space will be much easier. Without even looking through it a few times, I saw that my high school classmates got married two days before their engagement a year ago. There is a very unreal feeling. The thought that everyone I know will get married and have children in the future makes me feel particularly horrible. I am particularly sad to think of getting married and leaving me alone in the future. It's like no matter how young you are, people around you are constantly reminding you that it's time to be independent.

Seventeen, watching everyone around me get married, I suddenly feel that I want to get married, but unfortunately there is no object.

After reading too many articles about chicken soup for the soul, I feel that everyone around me is falling in love at this embarrassing age, as if some friends are getting married. I will always be a bystander, and I have never even experienced a real love. To tell the truth, I'm not in a hurry, although there is always some invisible pressure around me.

Recently, I found that everyone around me is married, and I am still immersed in the state of unmarried young women. I really want to be an unmarried young woman with money, beauty and good figure. Just for perfection, and then add one more item: good technology.

Twenty, people are half, born to find the other half. People around you are getting married gradually, and this feeling is watching others gradually merge into a complete person. I'm wandering, unhappy, and I won't be happy doing anything.

2 1. I don't know what's wrong with me or what I want. I was born in 1989, and now I have accomplished nothing and nothing, and I am still single. I have been single for a long time. Seeing people around me get married one after another is both envious and melancholy.

Twenty-two, people around you are getting married, just like when everyone handed in their papers in advance, you felt flustered!

Twenty-three, sometimes I can't imagine what people around me will cry when they get married.

Twenty-four, when it's time to get married, everyone around you is married. Parents want to get married and don't want to fall in love again. I don't think ta hates it. Why didn't I hear people say that because we love each other, I want to give ta a future.

It's twenty-five, everyone around us is married, and we still have no business.

It seems that everyone will get married around the age of 30. Is 30 a barrier? Everyone around me is married. Now I see many people are married.

Twenty-seven, at this age, maybe it can be said that love is a bit ridiculous. People around me always get married one after another, but they always stand at the crossroads, don't know how to choose, think that all people are happier than themselves, and all people are married to their boyfriends. In fact, they just met the right person and happened to share the most precious thing in life with him. All this was just one step ahead of me.

Twenty-eight years old, I feel old, and I just hope that everyone around me will be safe and happy. The love bean of rice got married and gave birth to a baby, and my inner estimate did not fluctuate. I even ordered a glass of whisky and wolfberry, toasting each other: I wish you happiness.

Twenty-nine, people around me are very happy, beautiful, and happy. Good friends are back, married, and work is smooth, so whoever has a good figure, I admire you more and more, ta!

Thirty, I want to fall in love. After a long time, everyone around me got married. I must work hard and try to lose weight from tomorrow.

Thirty-one, the goddess Park is becoming more and more feminine. However, before the goddess said that everyone around her was married, she also wanted to get married. Now she says how to live with someone. The goddess is so cute.

32. Everyone around me is married, and I start to panic. I'm even a little afraid to mention my age. People around me always tell me enthusiastically that if I don't get married again, all the good men will be taken away.

33. My previous views on marriage have always been unsatisfactory, but sometimes when people reach a certain age, they really don't want to wait any longer. The biggest feeling in recent years is waiting for the boat at the airport. As a result, everyone around me got married, leaving only one person who used to be so proud, and now he is particularly afraid to go home. Think about it. It's time to get married and be filial. I admit that I still lost, I lost to reality, and now I have summed up a truth. Marriage is not always like that, and it doesn't matter who you marry. That's all. Let it be.

34. It's terrible that everyone around you is married. I'm a little confused.

I won't tell you that I liked this man when I was young. Haha, now I hear that he is getting married. I sincerely wish him well. It seems that everyone around us is getting married. Well, you should think carefully about major events in life!

36. Everyone around you is married. Get married if you don't want to, because it's secular. It's so nice in Weibo. Every day a large group of people dream of not getting married.

Thirty-seven, because by twenty-six, because everyone around my parents is married, because my parents love me? But because you're 26, and they feel good, I only have one choice. Even if you don't love him, even if all of you don't get along, there is only one choice. It doesn't matter if you think about it Let's finish it quickly! The big deal is to satisfy all the wishes of the elders, and then live on, or divorce! ! ! Life should marry love ~

Thirty-eight, originally wanted to go to Wuhan, but seeing that everyone around me is married, I think about it or forget it. I'd better find a marriage partner when I have time.

Thirty-nine, I didn't want to fall in love before, but now I want to fall in love, only to find that everyone around me is married, and a kind of sadness strikes inexplicably.

Forty, my mother said that everyone next door is married, and you will be single if you don't hurry! Everyone around me who went back to Hengxian this year got married. What a sigh.

Forty-one, how funny. Suddenly I found that everyone around me was married. I heard from another friend today that she was getting married.

Forty-two, everyone around you has left. They're all gone. My favorite brother Xi doesn't want me. Brother Qiang has gone for a long time and won't come back. We can go shopping together at ordinary times. All the friends who had dinner together have left. Brother Bin is also married. You can't date and play together at any time. The whole world thinks I'm the only one left. This moment is really lonely. So lonely.

The most terrible thing is that people around you are discussing when to get married, and you still want to make more money.

Forty-four, I am definitely not the kind of person who wants to get married quickly because everyone around me is married.

Forty-five, the day after tomorrow, good friends are getting married. People around us are getting married. And I became a lonely patient, pulling myself.

Forty-six, the funniest thing is to get married and break up on the grounds that you don't love and fall in love with someone else. You can admit it for love, I hope you are all right. Tell me we didn't break up because we didn't love each other. There are still many problems. Everyone around us knows that we are getting married. You choose to separate, I can't stay. But you are not the last person to give up, you are the last person to be sentimental, and the best life should be you. I appreciate you giving me a desperate love, but I am not your best destination. You gave up much more than you thought. You deserve a better life than before.

47. Recently, everyone around me got married and suddenly wanted to get married. I want to take beautiful wedding photos.

Forty-eight, people around you are getting married one after another. It's like when I was in the exam, people around me handed in their papers in advance. I am always the one who is late, and I feel flustered. Why does everyone have to hand in papers? Are you sure you didn't wait for me?

Forty-nine, you will have a family in the future. It seems that everyone is married in a blink of an eye. I hope everyone around me can hope that I will be fine in the future.

50. Why are people around you getting married one after another? They are either getting married or planning to get married.

Fifty-one, watching people around me get married one after another, I suddenly feel a little chilling. . .

Fifty-two years old, friends around me are getting married one after another, just like people around me hand in papers one after another in advance, but I always feel that it is a pity to hand in papers when I am flustered.

Fifty-three, it turns out that a person's life is really fast. Everyone around us began to get married slowly and started a new stage.

Fifty-four, it turns out that I really arrived when everyone around me was married and I was still in single dog (wow, I cried).

55. In the dead of night, I always feel that everyone around me is married. I am busy during the day and no one talks after work. I can't help feeling lonely. My girl, where are you now?

56. Everyone around me is married and suddenly wants to get married. I want to take the person I want to marry to meet my parents, and then I will do it, but I don't know who to take. I don't know who will spend the rest of my life with me.

Fifty-seven, everyone around me is getting married. What suddenly comes to mind is not how anxious and eager they are, but how old they are.

Fifty-eight, listening to colleagues say that everyone around you is getting married, then there is no one to play with you, and you will wonder if you are getting married. But, I was thinking, I don't need others to play with me, so I don't want to get married. Because of this, I think I should get married. This brain circuit is also a mystery.

Fifty-nine, think of the people around you who should fall in love and who should get married, and then look at yourself. I don't even have a date. I don't even have anyone to talk to. When I became a nun alone, my head ached and I even felt sudden death!

Love to speak modal phrases: I downplay what you don't like, and I double the details you like.

1. There is always a name that can make your mouth rise and then tears fall.

I know not all fish live in the same sea, but I will swim to you regardless.

If the spring breeze doesn't meet you, I will walk 10 mile again.

I don't believe in love at first sight, so I tried my best to meet you for the second time.

The three strongest heartbeats in my life occurred when I was called by the teacher in class and walked down the stairs, and you smiled at me.

6. I downplay everything you don't like and double the details you like.

7. The relationship between love and being loved is probably that after saying good night to each other, you start to sleep and I start to miss you.

I don't like you anymore. All I can get is grievances.

9. Love is probably the most cunning existence in the world. At first, I just wanted to look at you one more time, so I wanted to look at you one more time every day, so I just wanted to look at you alone, so I was possessive, quarreling and hysterical, so we all forgot that I just wanted to look at you one more time at first.

10. People who like you want your gift; People who love you want your future.

1 1. All deep love is a secret, just like you.

12. One day, you will no longer need crazy love, all you want is someone who won't leave you.

13. Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.

14. I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. But you are different. You are like Beidou, shining my life.

15. Forgive me for not finding so many topics with you, but my mouth is full of you.

16. Can't you be wronged and fall into my hands? /calculate/

17. I will try to be what you like, and then I will never be with you again.

18. I used to think that love is a lifetime. Later, I discovered that love is not necessarily a lifetime. For me, a few years with you is a lifetime.

19. finally, love turned into unwillingness, and deep love turned into sadness.

20. I once trusted you to close your eyes and cover your ears. Even if the whole world says you are wrong, as long as you deny it, I believe it, but you have lost it.

2 1. Let me live in your heart or in your bed.

22. In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and carry it out in your heart.

23. All suitability is mutual accommodation and change between two people. No two people who are naturally suitable are working in the same direction. This is the best love.

24. Feelings are really overbearing things, regardless of order or reason.

25. I keep meeting and then find that no one can enter my eyes except you.

It took me a long time to realize that the place without you is far away.

27. Sometimes, I wish I could hurt you as much as you hurt me, but I know I wouldn't do it if I had the chance. I love you, this is my own business.