Collected some homophonic humorous sentences suitable for boyfriends to coquetry.

Some homophonic humorous sentences suitable for boyfriend coquetry-1. Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.

2. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

4. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

6. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

7. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Miss Shi.

8. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

9. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

10. You are too bad. Do you have an English name Paul because Paul is very bad?

1 1. If Wang Zhi doesn't change it, it will demand compensation from Cai Yuan.

12. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

13. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.

14. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

15. A sheep migration.

16. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

17. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello.

18. On my way home, I went to buy oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

Some homophonic humorous sentences suitable for boyfriend coquetry 2 19. I washed some dates today, which were originally packed together. When I washed them, they scattered. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

20. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

2 1. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

22. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?

23. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

24. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

25. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

26. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

27. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning. After eating, I only felt a heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

28. What will happen if China people don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.

29. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

30. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

3 1. No love, no fruit. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

32. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

33. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

34. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

35. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

36. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

Some homophonic humorous sentences suitable for boyfriends to coquetry. 37. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

38. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

39. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

40. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.

4 1. "Why do you often get dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

42. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

43. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

44. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

45. I really don't advise you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.

46. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

47. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

48. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

49. 17 years old, caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."

50. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it doesn't fly.

5 1. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

52. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

53. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

54. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

Some homophonic humorous sentences suitable for boyfriends to coquetry. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

56. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

57. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

58. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, have three meals a day, and be able to use a smart phone. I can look forward to the future.

59. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)

60. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

6 1. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

62. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?

63. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

64. What 64.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

65. Yan Zi established Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

66. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

67. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.

68. Going out in rainy days is also called stepping on wetlands.

69. One day I found a little dust on me. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't get rid of the dust. I can't go back.

70. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.