Humorous sentences describing alcoholics

17, drink five taels if you can drink two taels, which can cultivate a gay party.

18, my wife reported to the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him after drinking to death.

19, a thousand cups can't make friends.

20, will drink half a catty and drink a catty, so the buddy is the most intimate.

2 1, wine can't make me drunk, but you break my heart.

22. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

23. Bai Di Caiyun, who resigned, has nothing to do.

24. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

25. My wife complained to the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day.

26. Paralyze yourself with alcohol until the wound is no longer painful.

27. I will drink one or two glasses of wine to make my friends generous enough.

28. Five, two, six, two are holding the wall, and seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

29. To make guests drink well, you must drink well first!

30, if loneliness can drink, then love is a hangover.

3 1, one, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine,

32. At the end of the song, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

33. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding.

34, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

35. Time can't put out the wine of love, and distance can't open the hand of missing.

No matter how pure alcohol is, it can't paralyze my love for you.

37. Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to people.

38, drinking red eyes and drinking bad stomach, drinking soft hands and feet, drinking memory is greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

39, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

40, spicy wine, beer as tea.

4 1, the competition in the market economy is fierce, so have a drink quickly.

42. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink?

When you go out, your wife explains that you should drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up.

44, one leg at a time, drinking does not count.