A simple sentence is funny, short, humorous and funny in the circle of friends.

1, when the news broadcast opened the second child policy, I stayed up all night and couldn't sleep at all. The whole building was shaking.

2. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

If you hurt a girl who really loves you, God will give you a complete bitch.

4, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.

5, the new office, the bathroom in the corner, no wifi signal, no 4G signal, quickly cured my constipation for many years.

6. People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they just want to get rid of poverty.

7. It's normal not to find your ideal partner, and you haven't become your ideal self, have you?

8. Although girls who are moody in love can make people feel overwhelmed, they can also effectively promote China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces.