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QQ space’s classic saying: Youth is like an isolated island, dreaming dreams that others don’t understand.

1. The thing in the lower left corner of the computer screen is actually called "Start", but every time I click on it it seems to end.

2. If you like it, pursue it; if you break up, make up for it; if you quarrel, reconcile it. Love does not require face.

3. When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

4. The so-called growth means forcing you to be alone, staggering and injured, and stumbling to become strong.

5. How do you make a decision when you're in a dilemma? Tossing a coin, when you want to toss it again after the first toss, you already know the answer.

6. Thanks to my imperfections, I can see clearly who the people who are truly good to me are.

7. Things that are lost and found can never be returned to their original appearance. No matter how good they are, they cannot forget that they were lost for a while.

8. Don't forget what you can't forget. Treat the good as memories and the bad as experiences.

9. Some of those people's names I have forgotten, but some I will always remember. Just like, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end, they had nothing to say...

10. I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502. One drop lasts forever, it takes three seconds, and it will never be separated.

11. Maybe, the road is not wrong, it's just the choice; there's nothing wrong with love, it's just fate.

12. He would not say a word even if he suffered great grievances, but he would burst into tears when he heard words of comfort.

13. A vacation is like falling in love: it’s exciting to look forward to it, nothing more than that when you have it, and nostalgic when it’s over.

14. Those dazzling scars were later replaced by new skin, leaving no trace but painful in my heart.

15. Be a brave person and learn to bear every slap that fate gives you.

16. Time is the eternal lover, it will drive away those who do not love me deeply.

17. In fact, women are very keen. She can tell at a glance whether you love her or not, but some are pretending to be stupid, some are self-deceiving, some are asking for perfection, and some decide to act with you. Some domineering words

1. Husband: My dear, the intensity of my love for you has reached one hundred and twenty degrees. Wife: Oh, then I will prepare to divorce you. Husband: Why? Wife: Avoid being melted by you!

2. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

3. Happy? Can you still feel happy soon? !

4. The food in the canteen is terrible, but after eating the food made by my wife, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

5. When you left me silently, I was in great pain and didn’t know what to do. Watching your back go away, I hated myself. It was all my fault for getting up a little earlier and catching up with the car.

6. A woman always wants to change the man she likes. When he really changes, she doesn’t like him anymore.

7. Landing face first, unable to recover.

8. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

9. Did you not grow a head, or did you have mold on your head? !

10. 20xx made me very disappointed, because I thought 20xx would be the end of the world, so I donated all my property to others

11. The brain is the most noble Organs because the brain tells you.

12. A young girl is valuable, but a young woman is more valuable. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away.

13. What’s the point of a handsome man? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?

14. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

15. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to sb!

16. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes. But bro, you made me do this.

17. When a great person like me wants to find someone to admire, I go and look in the mirror.

18. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man's diarrhea will never end!

19. The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.

20. I don’t know how to speak. I stutter when there are people around me, like a sheep pooping. Please forgive me if it’s not to your taste.

21. Other people’s money is my property.

22. The more a person cares about, the more he or she feels inferior.

23. Life can be made easy, but life can also be exquisite!

24. As far as your thoughts go, roll away as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll away as fast as you can.

The 25-year-old daughter asked her father to help her do something. Dad: Dad is very tired. Please praise me a few times. If you praise me a few words, I will feel energetic again. Daughter: Lao Zheng! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your girl is so beautiful

26. If you want to live in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor! !

27. The clouds in the sky can really deform. They can become N-shaped and B-shaped!

28. The three major tragedies of a dinner party: the people you wanted to invite did not come, the people who came had nothing to do with you, and you were the only one left awake when the bill came.

29. When facing difficulties: If you are not afraid of death, are you still afraid of living? When facing danger: If you are not afraid of living, are you still afraid of death?

Thirty. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes~~China National Football Team~~

Thirty-one, you can not study hard, but you must not not review hard.

Thirty-two, I can’t eat a swan~Can’t I eat a duck~

Thirty-three, no matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t bring out my sadness!

Thirty-four. I really want to have a quiet, serious and hard-working Don Quixote-style unrequited love

Thirty-five. The first half of the short story I Love Your Mother, today The broadcast is here. Please continue to enjoy it at the same time tomorrow. I love the lower part of your mother

Thirty-six. That night I held you and told you to put on that thing in your ear. You said It feels good when you don't wear it. Now is the safety period. If you don't wear a helmet, what will the traffic police do if you have nothing to do?

Thirty-seven, rich people eventually get married.

38. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

39. In Africa, when a gazelle wakes up every morning, he knows that he must run faster than the fastest lion, otherwise he will be eaten. When a lion wakes up every morning, he knows that he must catch up with the slowest gazelle, otherwise he will be hungry

40. Smart people should be happy---people who think they are smart Often feel troubled.

41. Stand higher and pee further. Leaving a city is a hopelessly wounded city

1. Life is like this, never rehearse or replay.

2. You are the author of your life, why bother writing the script.

3. Who can change the length of life, who knows how terrifying eternity is, but reality is often crueler than fate, but no one is willing to admit defeat.

4. If you are bullied when you are young and energetic, you will always think bitterly that you must make a name for yourself in the future so that others will look at you with admiration. But when such a day comes, I can't think of hating it. It turns out that true strength is tolerance, not to forgive others, but to let yourself go.

5. When you reach a certain age, you must learn to be reticent, and every word must be useful and weighty. He is indifferent to emotions and anger, takes major matters lightly, and has his own bottom line.

6. We always love to laugh at ourselves when we were children, laughing at me as a bad girl who worked hard to learn good things, and he was a good boy who worked hard to learn bad things. Over the years, these roles reverse, and then reverse again, until we begin to accept our duality, our contrasting creeds, our light and our darkness.

7. The strange thing is that, for some reason, when I was young, I tried my best to act like an adult; and when I was no longer a child, I wanted to be like a child again. —— Leo Tolstoy

8. Happiness depends on how you treat it. Don’t weigh too much. There are countless things in the world and countless desires. The more you have, the more hardship you will have. If you are simple, the world will be simple. Don’t care too much. Many tragedies are due to comparison and living better than yourself. Days are more important than anything else; don’t be depressed for too long, don’t go crazy if you miss them, and it doesn’t matter if you lose them. The calmer your heart will be when the wind blows, and the mind will become clearer when the rain blows. If your mentality is correct, life will not be easy to tilt.

9. Persisting in what you should do is a kind of courage. It is another kind of courage to never do things that your conscience does not allow.

10. Who has not suffered from that secret love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, very heavy, the most important weight in the world. One day, when we look back suddenly, we realize that it has always been very light. And our love is like two flowers that are not clinging, and the only thing left in silence is listening.

11. Some longings cannot be let go no matter what; some loves cannot be broken no matter how hard they are; some love cannot be reunited no matter how easy it is. Isn’t this the case with all kinds of fetters in life? Cut off the old and create something new.

12. Sometimes, I wish I could have a pair of wise eyes that could see through me and understand everything about me, including all the beauty and desolation. Those eyes can penetrate my most essential soul and reach the real self deep in my heart. Her words can solve all my confusions or give a sharp evaluation of what I do.

13. The story written on paper always has an ending, but the story written in the heart has an ending that no one knows. However, not all pain can be cried out.

14. If it were not for one person, who would be willing to defend a city? There is always a relationship between city and love. We will go to that city because of a person, because it is a city of love; we will also leave a city because of a person, because it is a city of despair and pain.

15. Being deeply loved by someone will give you strength, and falling in love with someone deeply will give you courage.

16. There is no absolute nobility and no absolute humility. When the heart is a drop of water, it lives as a drop of water; once it drops into the ocean, it becomes the ocean. If people realize that there is a heart king living in their lives, then all the hesitation, loss, and vanity are just guest dust.

17. Important things are often the hardest to talk about, because words will reduce their importance; it is not easy to make strangers care about the good things in your life. ——Stephen King

18. We verify love in time, and we also crush love in time. There is a lot of falsehood in love, but our pain, heartbreak, and despair are always real.

19. One day you will understand that kindness is harder than being smart. Intelligence is a gift, kindness is a choice.

20. A person who remembers things frequently will never go far. A classic line from a city