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Talk about the humor and funny mood of drinking beer.

1, the road is bumpy, who will drink if you don't drink?

2. There is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count.

3, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

4, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

5, leading the whole process, leading the future.

6, a drink will fall, and the official position is difficult to protect.

7, the lady advised: excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, the leader did not drink me ugly.

8. Drinking too little is hard to find.

9. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

10, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

1 1. Competition in the market economy. Have a drink quickly.

12, it rained and the field dried up. That cup doesn't count.

13, if you drink today, you will be drunk today. Don't be too tired in life!

14, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

15, men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.

16. It is a sin not to drink.

17, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

18, the lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, you go ahead.

19, wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

20. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.