Funny humor, automatic reply, long sentences

Funny humor automatically replies to sentence length (1) 1. [Automatic reply] The message was not sent successfully because of your insincere attitude.

2. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up after transferring money.

3. If you need anything, please ask for help from the flash. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.

I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

5. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

6. If you don't come back, you are herding cattle. If you don't come back, you will lose the cow.

7. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

8. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

9. Chatting and answering 2

10. Please don't disturb while studying.

1 1. The other party has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

12. The sword is not matched correctly, and he is already in the Jianghu.

13. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

14. I went to the universe and came back to pick up stars for you.

15. I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.

Funny humor automatically replies to long sentences (below) 16. Hanhan is hibernating.

17. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll reply to you when I hear the noise.

18. Sleep mode has started.

19. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

20. Rivers and lakes are far away, and they all go to the same place.

2 1. The fairy is in Moxianbao, please shout and shout to become a pig.

If you want to pay, please leave a message.

23. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

24. Object Reply 3

25. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

26. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

27. You'll find out later.

I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

29. Your message has been sent to the other party, but you won't reply when you receive it.

30. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

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Funny automatic reply sentence (I) 1. Jackson Yee's woman has received the message and will reply later! !

Your message has been sent to the other party, but you will not reply after receiving it.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

4. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you are in trouble, you can flash or want want. I'm not here now anyway.

I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

6. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

7. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

Please enter 520, I love you, and call me.

9. For others, please press seven.

10. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

1 1. [automatic reply] I'm playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.

12. Read.

13. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

14. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm.

15. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

Hello, call the police 16, fire alarm 1 10, fire alarm 1 19.

17. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 1.

18. [Automatic reply] Please press 1 for manual service.

19. Press three for family chat.

20. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

2 1. Hello, I'm discussing with Gunara, the god of darkness, how to destroy the magic fairy castle. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

22. Gollum Magic Elf Castle is connecting you.

23. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.

24. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

25. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

26. It is detected that the user has been nailed, studious, and kidnapped on U campus, and the connection cannot be established.

27. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

28. Please press four to continue the grass.

29. Help the moon find a small dress and wait for me to come back.

I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

Funny qq automatic reply sentence

Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

2. Hello

[Automatic reply] This is the answering machine, and the host has gone to eat. What can you say to me?

4. "Be right back after the commercial."

5. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

6. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

7. Waiting for the fleeting time.

8. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

9. If you don't come back, you are studying. It's stupid not to come back.

10. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

1 1. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?

12. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.

13. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to collect the gentleness of the world to see you.

14. It is detected that the user has been nailed, studied and kidnapped in U campus, and the connection cannot be established.

15. I can't read it back

Funny qq automatically replies to sentence 2 16. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

17. Because there is nothing I can do, let it be. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.

18. Press five to continue firing.

19. Hello, this is an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

20. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ Not ~ ~ Clear ~ ~

2 1. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trifles disturb my dreams?

22. wangzai QQ candy, don't ask me anything.

23. I'm not free. I'm busy

24. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold.

25. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

26. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

27. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

28. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.

29. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

30. Welcome to leave a message.

Qq's automatic reply sentence is very funny.

Qq automatically replies to funny sentences (I) 1. Jackson Yee's woman has received the message and will reply later! !

Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

3. Chatting and answering 2

4. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

You stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

6. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.

7. Talk to you later. Reply 4

8.qq automatic reply copy is cute and funny. Automatic reply to humorous sentences 1

If you come to see me and I'm not here, please sit outside my door with flowers for a while. They are very warm.

10. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.

12. Restore skill cooldown.

13. Call dad and go back.

14. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

15. You smile at flowers, and the sky is full of falling clouds.

Qq's automatic reply sentence is very funny (Part II) 16. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

17. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.

18. On the score.

19. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

20. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

2 1. It's closed today.

22. Submerged in the ocean of knowledge, Gollum.

23. Please enter 520 I love you and call me.

24. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

25. I'm going to eat shit and bring you a bubble later.

26. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.

27. Ask age reply 0

28. [Automatic reply] Fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

29. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

30. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, you can call the Super Flash or Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!