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202 1qq, tell me about it.

1, generous play, stable love!

2, the hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent.

Looking back suddenly, no one is chatting.

Do not bind me, especially in the name of love.

Even farting smells good when you are in a good mood.

6. Girl, how can you give up when you are born proud?

7, mediocrity, I am mortal.

8. Pie falling from the sky is the best way to kill you.

9. You can eat shit and don't talk nonsense.

10, it's not terrible to hit the shirt, whoever is ugly is embarrassed.

1 1. Be a person who has side effects on society.

12, I'm a man you can never control.

13, as long as I want to win, you are scum!

14, girlfriends, girlfriends, two lovers.

15, do you see that I am strong enough to die?

16, how much did you spend in those years?

17, Xueba's dream is ruined in mathematics @

18, who is the master of the world?

19, it's better to learn from God than to learn from tyrants ~

There is an innate sense of pride.

2 1. Throw away what you can't keep.

22, girlfriends, is another self.

23, the future time, have my shoulder.

24. As long as there is electricity, my qq will be online.

25. I look like you

26. If the teacher is handsome! I must be a headmaster.

27. You can be proud of being a man, but you have to give face.

28. Good teeth, good appetite and delicious food.

I don't believe in fate. I only believe in playing with my hands.

30. When my hair reaches my waist, the world turns upside down.

3 1. Despise love with arrogance.

32. I love you, the principle of uncertainty.

33. Put your feet on two boats and watch your pants open!

Sisters are brothers, men are clothes.

35, Lao tze lifted up his head, that is a stiff neck.

36. Nerve Fan's sister is very happy with her.

37. A simple mind can finish in one sentence.

I'm not charming, but I treat people sincerely.

39. Treat Yili well and cherish it!

40. Love or not has nothing to do with you.

4 1, don't give in to this man who doesn't love you.

42. Today is the day when I show my dance and gradually disappear. ..

43, otaku can live, pigs can climb trees!

44. If you want to leave, why do you want to stay in bring disgrace to oneself?

45. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

46. It is said that people who love me have extremely high IQ.

47. Wandering around the world with a cigarette.

48. How can a few wounds be called life?

49. strive for the cow b that I blew when I was a child.

50. I don't want to find a grass or bend over.

5 1, the world is so high, it is really wrong to keep a low profile!

52. I have a serious illness and need money to treat it.

53. If love is invisible, let hate be complete.

54, I have WiFi, you come after me.

55. How can a woman be beautiful without flowers?

56. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

57. Break up and be friends, and never serve again.

58, stealth is not good for the Q era, don't hide.

59. I like smoking in the sun.

60, pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.

202 1qq told me with emotion.

I regret to say that 20xxx QQ.

1. You said the sunrise was beautiful, but you never said the sunset was beautiful.

2. A person's life is like a fairy tale, except that there is no prince, and I am not a princess.

3, girl, those hardships are to make you gentler.

4. Hold your hand and walk through the deserted sand dunes.

5, your love is like a spark, too bright, just plain.

6. Love is like a lemon, 99.5% sour and 0.5% sweet.

Youth is not a period of time, but a state of mind.

8, Fenghua Monian refers to sand, once a dream for a year.

9. Love falls from the sky.

Every girl has a Korean dream.

1 1, turn your life into a poem, simple and exquisite.

12, Tokyo cherry blossoms covered the streets of Paris. Cherry blossoms in Tokyo are all over the streets of Paris.

13, that moment, like rain, like tears.

14, the warmest sun is the most suitable temperature for the heart.

15, the sun is shining today and there are beautiful scenery everywhere.

16, a beautiful lover is waiting for me in a beautiful time.

17, the shadow at your feet is my missing for you.

18, I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

19, the person I love has the most beautiful smile in the world.

20. I haven't seen epiphyllum bloom for a long time, just like I haven't seen you smile for a long time

2 1, fool, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, you count the moon?

22. Your heart is the blue coast I want to reach ~ ~

He said: I bring him warmth, I am his sun.

24. Days are as sweet as lemonade in the morning, like the sun in winter, like the sea in my dream, like meeting you for the first time.

25. The day I met you was Linxia.

26. Even if love is not complicated, people who love it deeply can feel its sweetness, and it will be sweet in their hearts.

27. Looking for the morning mist, in a world with unclear horizon, that person's light seems to be my only hope.

I will wait for you at the next intersection. .....

29, snowflakes, flying in the air, like the day we first met, soft, simple, pure white, like your symbol!

30. Love is like fireworks. No matter how beautiful it is, it is also a brilliant moment.

20xxx QQ talks about the selection with emotion.

1, wipe tears and smile at the sunset, leaving me alone to watch the past sadly.

I measure myself with time, and then criticize my frivolous and arrogant.

As long as you live well, something good will happen.

4, no matter how annoying, don't forget to smile, no matter how bitter, don't forget to persist, no matter how tired, don't forget to cherish yourself.

A man who once loved me deeply has become so strange now.

6. When a man speaks, it is usually like a blank check that cannot be cashed.

7. A man can suffer all his life, but he can never suffer the woman who will accompany you all his life.

8. You can see a man's heart, but you may not be able to enter his heart. The world inside belongs to no one, only to yourself.

Women can love men, but they can't forget to love themselves.

10, men can hurt women with their lives, so what do you hurt men with?

1 1. Persistent beliefs exist in every day of life.

12, how I long for a man to give up smoking for me.

13, men should not think that everything is what women should do!

14, if women are disasters, then men are people who love to drink disasters.

15, man, you don't need to please me in such a hypocritical way, it's just superficial.

16, when men have no money, they think women are tacky, and when men have money, they wish all women were tacky.

17, men may touch you, but they may not love you. Touching just wants to get you, but love needs to pay for itself.

18, love is not necessarily all men, but it may be all women.

19, men's mouths only coax women when they are lonely.

20. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you may leave him at any time.

2 1, a woman's goodness is only known to men who love her.

22. In this life, I will not only love one man, but I will love one man all my life.

23. It is said that women are fickle. It turns out that men are chameleons.

24. Many times a woman is not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person she likes. The degree of stupidity is directly proportional to the degree of love for this man.

25. How much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves you.

26. Women are only good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

27. Every day, I draw a circle on my calendar. On Sunday, I find that I have passed the day as an ellipsis.

You can't give me forever, but please don't deprive me of what I once had.

29, don't lose him, I really can't live well? The pain of heartbreaking.

I don't even know how much my tears are worth.

202 1qq talking about people's hearts

1, I won't keep anyone who tries to leave me. You should leave early.

2. Every annoying present has a hard past!

Happiness is that you and I have stumbled to this day in recent years.

You have no reason not to cherish your woman. She will hurt you twice in her life.

5, Dong Fangbubai said, really love a person can't be cheap!

6. I laugh every day, but only I know whether I am well or not.

7. Life is a mixed song, and we are all singers.

8. I took a quick look that day and turned a blind eye to every look in my life.

9. This peace of mind means that my hometown will live up to the Buddha.

10, the space in one's heart is so small that one person comes in and the other person has to leave.

1 1, we can't be kind, simple, soft-hearted or cowardly. We must be cruel and strong to protect ourselves and those closest to us.

12, people will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be lost when they are happy.

13, live well, repay those who love and care about me, and answer those who hurt me.

14, no matter how uncomfortable it is, life will continue. That is the reality. Without mercy, you will lose if you don't argue.

15, there is often some distance between reality and ideal, but in order to live, we must go forward bravely.

16, as long as you are unwilling, it is not the time to give up.

17, I think you are the biggest antidote in my life, even if you sneak away from me.

18, I am at your fingertips at any time.

19, a lot of gratitude, strung into a song in my life

20, sometimes love is to have, sometimes love is to let go.

2 1. People who really love you will never let you go, no matter how hard you are.

22. Sometimes, some speakers are not interested in listening.

23. If you are jealous and hate others, you will give your life to others.

24. Don't wet today's sunshine for the tears of last night!

25. The more a person turns to the light, the greater the shadow behind him. The greater a person's ability, the greater his responsibility.

26. If I can, I would like time to stay on the stone bench with you forever.

27. Love and being loved are not necessarily in direct proportion.

28. A woman's happiness is a person's life, and a man's happiness is a group of wives.

29. Happy families are all the same, but unhappy families are different.

When we know happiness, it is because we know how to cherish it.

3 1, too often, onlookers will never understand the mentality of the authorities.

Marriage is not 1+ 1=2, but 0.5+0.5= 1. Two people each cut off half of their own personality and shortcomings, and then make do together to be complete.

I keep banging on the keyboard with my hands, so that I can write your words better.

34. The smell of a woman lies in the smell of a man standing beside her.

35. Sunflowers should face the sun all their lives.

36. Tears are for the victims-confidence is for the strong Sichuanese-I hope Ya 'an is as safe as its name.

With love around, you will have strength, and you will face difficulties and obstacles with a smile. We hold hands and let love light up the world. Ya 'an, I pray for you.

38. In the world of love, no one is right or wrong, only those who don't know how to cherish!

39. I will stand in the same place bravely and wait for you to become brave.

40. People who know me worry about me, and people who don't know me ask me what I want.

4 1, let the sun shine on yourself heartily, and let all the sadness be exposed to the sun.

42. If you miss it, you will meet new people. Fate is neither too early nor too late, just right.

If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.

44. The first person in my heart is you, past, present and future.

45. Because of the storm, happiness is more worth cherishing.

46. Good love ☆ The time to win the war is worth passing, leaving and yearning for. ...

Because I know that the deepest love is the most silent.

We all need courage to believe that we will be together.

49. I miss the touch of the past, quietly blow away the heaviness brought by growth, and learn to adapt with a smile.

50. Sometimes giving too many opportunities can make people feel indifferent.

Talk about the mood of 202 1qq

1, it doesn't matter if you have a heart.

On a cloudy day, your distant figure is so calm that it turns over and dies.

I looked back and thought it was you, but it wasn't you.

I miss you when it rains.

5, the water is flowing, the years are quiet, and you need a clear heart.

6. Meeting you is the most beautiful accident.

7. I will wait and wait, even if I fall, I will always be there.

8. My heart is wild, and you are my greatest ambition.

9. I am a liar, so I have never loved you.

10, although we are far apart, we can look up at the same starry sky.

1 1, I came to the road we walked and picked up our shameful happiness.

12, I began to learn to accept the plunder and gift of reality.

13, I broke up with him, and my best friend sang to me to make me happy. With my best friend, I'm not afraid of anything.

14, I am not a gentle person, but I have done everything gentle for you.

15, unable to speak and not good at comforting. Please forgive my clumsiness.

16, many people dream together, but few people travel together.

17, share joys and sorrows * * * This is the way I love you.

18, people who have been idle for a long time are still depressed every spring.

19. If I meet you again after many years, how can I greet you with tears and be silent?

20. If you don't have a chance, why are you smiling with me?

2 1, the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't. ...

22. For the first time in my life, I met you with no regrets and love.

23. People are too long, and people are too far away to hurt people.

24. In fact, everyone is a potential stock, but someone is dead!

25. Where are you going? Where should I go? Today and every day after tomorrow.

26. You smile at me. I will treat it as forever.

27. The dream is too tight and will be broken; If you don't hurry, you will fall.

28. Is a future without a future doomed to tragedy?

No one understands me, no one tries their best to please me, no one really understands me. ...

30. It's not that I live pessimistically, but that life keeps me from being optimistic.

3 1, not every "sorry" can be exchanged for "it doesn't matter".

32. Love hurts, crying and laughing, and then continue to be strong.