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Talk to people who don't care about their eyes.

1, experienced the ups and downs of life, and looked down on the joys and sorrows of the world. Only by taking care of yourself can we continue to shoulder the burden of life.

Don't be a victim, tell everyone about your misfortune. One day, you will understand that your grievances should be digested by yourself. You don't have to tell your story to everyone. Few people really understand you. Most people will peek at your jokes from their own standpoint. All you can do is hide the secret and get stronger step by step.

3, life is alive, grievances are inevitable, digestion is the driving force for growth, and indigestion will become temper.

When fate wants you to grow up, it will always arrange some people or things that make you unhappy to stimulate you. This is the law.

One day, you will calm down, read your story like an outsider and shake your head with a smile.

6. Success or failure is just experience. In this life, this is just to not lose to yourself.

7. Don't try to compare with others, but try to surpass yourself. Cry when you want to cry. Smile happily's own growing character.

You have never succeeded, so you are afraid of failure. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile.

9. We are all farsighted, which often blurs our recent happiness.

Sad Quotations: We are all farsighted, blurring our nearest happiness.

First, advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

Second, there may be several women who don't eat, but none of them are jealous.

Third, when I miss you, I feel a little happy and sad.

Fourth, if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

5. Love should not be rekindled. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will go up in smoke. If we don't meet again, maybe I will miss him deeply and live together until my body rots; However, at this moment, I hate him. All the good days are gone forever.

Six, after the pain, you will not feel pain, and some will only be a cold heart.

Seven, time is still there, we are flying.

Eight, listen to sad songs and watch happy dramas.

Everyone thought it would be forever far away, but in fact it might be short and you can't see it.

10. Everyone comes or goes in an odd number.

The cello sounds like a river. The left bank is a memory I can't forget, and the right bank is a glorious time I deserve to persist in. What flows in the middle is my faint sadness every year!

I didn't know him at first, but I didn't know him at last.

Thirteen, we are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

Sixteen, what is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

Seventeen, from beginning to end is you, let me too thoroughly, if the story is doomed to tragedy, why give me beauty.

18. Sincerity is the closest to sadness.

Nineteen, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!

Twenty, there are too many helpless choices in life. Society, like rivers and lakes, always makes people involuntarily and insincerely.

Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

Twenty-two, lovelorn is more precious! But how much love can come back? When love comes back, I will give him a deadline, not long, only this life.

Twenty-three, quarrel with people you love, and tell the truth with strangers.

Twenty-four, why do you want to forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

25. Happiness tells me that you are still too young.

We are all farsighted, which often blurs our recent happiness.

First, I always thought that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grew up, I found that letting go was what made us stronger.

Second, the four philosophies of a tortoise ① Always be down-to-earth and never bluff, the quietest in a group is often the most powerful; (2) Always endure loneliness and don't be hot-headed, because tossing is the standard for testing talents; 3 always be steady and not eager for quick success, because the way of thinking determines the way out and the state of mind determines the state; Always keep a low profile and calm, don't worry about getting angry. Turtles take a thousand years, and turtles take ten thousand years. Accumulation is very important.

Third, the space formed by songs allows the years to come and go freely, so the faces of people who are still protected never change and have great and endless hatred. I dare say I love you. I love you so much that I am happy and sad for you every day. I dare say that I love you so much that I am crazy and stupid to be with you. I dare say I love you so much that I miss you crazily all the time. I don't need a lot of promises from you. I don't need your warm love. I just want to love you simply and insipid. I love you, and I will try to love you until the day when you don't love me.

Fourth, it is better to have a fortune than to have a skill; Learning is not as good as kindness; It is better to keep your mouth shut than to speak; A long book is worth 1000 dollars. Be grateful to others, restrain yourself, try your best and cherish things. Killing time is destroying yourself, and wasting energy is destroying yourself.

5. The troubles that marriage brings to men: If you marry a beautiful woman, you will feel insecure; If you marry an ugly girl, you are afraid to inherit the next generation; If you marry a poor man, you will feel sorry for your life; Marry a rich man and you will feel sorry for yourself; If you marry an understanding person, you will be afraid that he is a playboy outside; If you marry a big woman, you will be afraid that he is a bitch at home; If you marry an incompetent, you will have no fun; If you marry someone, you will be afraid that you can't control yourself; What about yours

Sixth, will you do the same: when you want to cry, close your eyes and make it stop crying; When you are sad, find a place to be in a daze quietly and tell yourself to be strong; When I am lonely, I miss a person quietly and listen to the songs I have heard together. When I am sad, I learned to pretend to smile at others; When you are lost, smile and say nothing to yourself; When I fail, I will stand up, even if I am weak, and tell others that I am strong.

Seven, our life is limited, youth is shorter, don't live other people's lives, because you are you. We can't choose when we were born in this world, nor can we choose where we were born, what country we were born in and what kind of environment we grew up in.

Eight, people go high is the pursuit of life, and the heart goes low is the pursuit of life. The happiness of life is nothing more than doing what you want to do, loving the person you should love and looking forward to the future. People spend almost their first half of their lives tossing about these three things. I have seen the prosperity of life, but it is still plain and true. When people's hearts are getting tired when they are going higher, they find that going lower is the realm of life. Let the mind tend to be peaceful and quiet, and this is the meaning of life.

Nine, the quiet night, the breeze is fine, and the fragrance is swaying. I stepped on the moon with the wind, studied homesickness into ink, raised my pen, filled in half a volume of clear words, missed you a thousand times in my stationery, and traced my attachment through the window of time. A trip to mountains and rivers will be enriched by one person; For a period of time, it will be lush because of an encounter, and the heart will be like an elegant violet, which will exude beautiful and distant tranquility, dusty, and stare at the first sight.

Ten, once there was a smile in my life, but in the end it dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river hidden deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

Xi. 2 1 Crapandora Love: One gram of tolerance; One gram of acceptance; One gram of bracket; A gram of talk; One gram is unforgettable; A gram of romance; One gram intercommunication; A gram of prayer for her; A gram of apology; One gram admits mistakes; One gram of consideration; One gram of understanding; A gram of thanks; One gram to correct mistakes; One gram of consideration; One gram of solution; One gram is unbearable; One gram is not a problem; One gram is not necessary; Do not forget one gram; Don't just hold hands, put down the last gram.

12. Keep in mind the responsibilities and obligations of mankind, go your own way and plant your own fields. At the same time, we must have the confidence to walk by the river without getting wet, and we must have people who can be calm in the rivers and lakes. When going uphill, lower your head and be more humble; Hold your head high and feel more confident when you go downhill. Learn from the ancient sages, sit on the bench, and endure long loneliness; Only by enduring poverty alone can we forge our refined character and have a broad mind and boldness of vision.

Thirteen, secular noise and light, secular happiness and happiness, like a clean stream, in the wind, in front of my eyes, Mimi, warm as a spring, I have no extravagant hopes, I just hope you are happy, not sad.

14. Young people always fantasize about what will happen in the future, while older people always regret it. If I had done this, how different I would be now.

Sometimes, indifference is not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt.

Sixteen, when I really want to see myself, I may still get hurt, but I no longer expect others to heal. I know that if I go deep into the reality of life, I can heal all the wounds myself. I don't want to ask for love from others. When I can heal myself and love flows out of my heart, I know that one day, I will become love itself, and everyone who passes by me can smell the fragrance of compassion.

Seventeen, life is a rain, how many cold, how many wet, how many helpless and lonely days. If this time coincides with the rainy season of your life and everything goes wrong, drinking cold water will plug your teeth. In fact, this is the time for you to forge toughness with your innate spirit. At this time, you must grasp yourself, create sunshine for life and collect sunshine for the future. Always believe in the philosophy that the sun shines and the haze disappears. If you can embed the sun in your heart, then your life will be full of spring, and the reed of your life will always be full of vitality.

18. Those who create opportunities are capable people, those who wait for opportunities are ordinary people, and those who give up opportunities are fools. We are all farsighted, which often blurs our recent happiness.

Nineteen, philosophy sharing 1 There is no despair in life, despair is only because your own heart is not open; The most important value of life is the happiness of the soul, not anything external; Opportunity can't accompany you forever, only your personal ability can accompany you all your life; 4 Diligence can make up for the deficiency of cleverness, but cleverness can't make up for the deficiency of laziness; ⑤ The ship can temporarily berth, but the sail can't stop choosing the direction.

The road of life is very long. No matter how we choose, we must be mature and reach the end. Learn to constantly deny that the world is right and we are wrong, and slowly get rid of the paranoia and frivolous youth; Learn to observe others and cultivate a tolerant attitude. In fact, there is no absolute right or wrong, depending on how broad your spiritual realm is. Learn to be simple If you are simple about the world, it won't be too complicated.

Twenty-one, the top ten names in life: cherish everything if you have it. Light profit: money is a thing outside the body, so it is good to be moderate. Light reputation: justice is liberated from people's hearts. Shame: Honor and disgrace are often associated with * * *. Pale: I'm not ecstatic, I'm happy inside. Simple loss: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. A hedge between keeps friendship green. Light drink: excessive drinking is harmful to health. Light food: Fat is the root of all diseases. Calm down: mentality determines and changes fate. I wish you indifference and happiness every day!

22. Happiness is a sharp thorn. I accidentally pricked his finger. Maybe I am a cactus, willful under your tolerance.

Twenty-three, waiting for your concern until I close my heart. Walking through the same street, returning to two worlds, thinking of you, some happiness, some sadness. The most unforgettable thing is that I have never thought about it, but I will never forget it. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom, thank you for your rude feelings, let me learn to give up; When tears come down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.

Twenty-four, don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but they hurt themselves. In this world, people who watch your jokes will always care more than you do.

25. If you are happy, don't be kicked around like a football. If you are troubled, don't be reluctant to give up like a jewel. A person's life is like a parabola. No matter how high or how far you fly, you will eventually land. If a person sets a high goal, he must make his own efforts and sweat. Even if he tries hard, he can't reach it, but at least he has gone further and achieved more than others.

26. Don't listen to some words. Please listen to your own voice.

Twenty-seven, the top ten best times for health and wellness ① Brush your teeth: 3 minutes after meals; ② Tea drinking: after eating 1 hour; 3 drink milk: before going to bed; ④ Eating fruit: 65438+ 0 hour before meals; ⑤ Sunbathing: 8 am to 10, 4 pm to 7 pm; 6 Beauty: from 24: 00 to 6: 00 the next day; 7. Walking: 45 minutes to 60 minutes after meals; 8 bathing: before going to bed; 9 Sleep: 13 o'clock, take a nap at 22-23 o'clock in the evening; Attending exercise: at night.

28, don't be a mean person, keep a warm heart, in case the world gets cold? It turns out that we can always be blind to the net, and we are not interested in beautiful women. We will gradually become calm, no longer give ourselves an excuse to hurt others, and no longer give others the opportunity to hurt ourselves.

29. Some people have the right to criticize you, such as those who love you; Some people have no right to criticize you, such as people who don't know you at all. Wear your own shoes, go your own way and let others talk. Since your goal is the horizon, what you leave to others is only a shadow. To be true to yourself, all you can eat is yourself. What if the world changes again?

Thirty, you must understand: ① You are not brave, and no one is strong for you; Children without umbrellas must run hard! (3) choose your own way, kneel and walk; 4 don't be angry, try to live up to expectations, don't see through breakthroughs, don't be jealous, appreciate, don't delay, be positive, and don't be tempted to act; I would rather run around and be knocked down countless times than take the right path all my life. Even if you fall, laugh bravely.

Thirty-one, there are five teachers in life. How many do you have? 1 knowledge is the pocket of fate and teaches you how to change your life; 2 interest interest is your best teacher, it teaches you to pursue your own ideals; 3 efforts are the ladder of progress, teaching you to win results with sweat; Optimism is a gas station in a good mood, teaching you how to laugh at life; ⑤ Self-confidence is the cornerstone of success, and self-confidence+hard work = success.

Thirty-two, those loneliness, loneliness, scars, death, parting, missing, waiting, fleeting warmth and eternal despair are like gorgeous eulogy in the night.

Thirty-three, people get cold as soon as they leave tea, and talk a lot. After a stranger, he becomes a stranger. In some tolerant forgiveness and disdainful pride, they have the wisdom to survive. Why do you attach so much importance to the world? This world is like this, and those indifference are the truth. The beauty of life also includes cruelty. If you are kind, it will be beautiful, if you are dark, it will be cruel.

Thirty-four, there are no two people who are completely inappropriate, only those who are unwilling to compromise for each other. Women want men to tolerate us and let us go. It's a pity that the only man in the world who can do this married our mother. Don't count on it Love is bought with love after all. -Su Qin

The best mood says: we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

1. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Sometimes when their eyes are red, their hearts are black.

Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

People who like to take the initiative to pay the bill are not because they have too much money, but because they value feelings more than money.

The degree to which a person likes you is generally proportional to the speed at which he replies to your information.

There is a difference between giving up and letting go. Giving up means sacrificing what belongs to you, and letting go means letting go of what never belongs to you.

No matter how much I care about you, you are a passer-by from the moment you leave.

7. What can I do when I go out with you besides eating? Then disappear.

8. Don't expect to lose weight if you walk fast. Bajie has walked a hundred and eight thousand miles and hasn't lost weight yet. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

The reason why you are unhappy is that you can't stand loneliness and don't like making friends.

10. People who can see through three aspects of you are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.

1 1. There are two roads in life, one is called a dream; One who needs to walk with his feet is called reality.

12. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

13. In this world, we don't lack a friend to talk to, but we long for a partner who knows and understands ourselves.

14. It's not a skill to corrupt me. If I have the ability, I can't stand up.

15. After marriage, men always say that it is not easy for my mother to raise me, and it is better for my mother; But a few men will say to their mother, mom: it's not easy for my wife to come to our house without parents. You should treat her well.

16. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

17. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

18. I am so overbearing that I just want to take you for myself.

19. In fact, the person who yells at you every day won't leave you. True parting is silent and wordless.

20. Men should not think that it is glorious to have many spare tires, because only broken cars need spare tires. Women should not be proud of having many suitors, because they are all bargains!

2 1. Because there is no, I never worry about losing it; Because you want it, you will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

22. Cats like fish best, but cats can't swim. Fish like earthworms best, but they can't go ashore. God has given you many temptations, but you won't get them easily.

23. I was not born with thorns. Don't touch me if you know I'm bad.

24. The harder you try to please someone, the more likely that person will make you feel pain.

25. Ten thousand bright futures are not worth a warm gift; Every real present is the future we once imagined.

26. Dogs lick dogs when they see them, and people are acting.

27. Time is like an eraser. It can easily erase what you missed intentionally or unintentionally, but it can't erase the imprint branded in your heart because of mistakes.

28. Sometimes, one injury is a lifetime; Once you miss it, it can't be redeemed. Treating people's hearts requires sincerity; It takes heart to treat feelings.

29. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

30. Forgiveness is not because of forgiveness, but because of reluctance. Not forgiving is not necessarily because sin is unforgivable, but because the heart has left.