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How to teach Chinese medicine by yourself

Learn acupuncture first, then Shennong's Herbal Classic, Huangdi's Internal Classic, Treatise on Febrile Diseases, and Synopsis of the Golden Chamber.

How to treat a cold

Chinese medicine believes that there are two main reasons for the disease:

The first is the so-called "internal cause", an endogenous disease, that is, syndrome differentiation of six meridians.

The so-called internal factors are joy, anger, worry, thinking, sadness and fear. Too much happiness can also lead to diseases, just like Jin Fan's actions in ancient times. He was angry because he was so happy. He's crazy. As a result, he had to find a woman Jin Fan was most afraid of, the lion roar. When Jin Fan saw her, her hands and feet trembled. As a result, when she shouted loudly, she woke Jin Fan up on the spot and regained consciousness. So it's no good being too happy. Too angry, too worried, too considerate, too sad, too scared. Excessive anger will hurt the liver, and excessive worry will hurt the lungs, so if you cough, things that you worry too much will get worse, and you will not get better for a hundred days. If you think too much, you will miss your boyfriend and girlfriend seriously. For example, if you miss them very much, you will hurt your spleen, so the spleen will control your appetite, so eating is like chewing wax. Next time you ask your boyfriend or girlfriend if she is lovesick, just look.

Sorrow and worry are the same, both of which will hurt the lungs. Let's talk about fear. There are many old people who are afraid of loneliness, children are not around, and they are afraid of hurting their kidneys. They have the paranoia of being killed every day, thinking that someone will hurt them, thinking that once the kidneys are hurt, the kidneys will control their heads, the memory of their brains, the strength of their kidneys, and their bones. Hair loss and fatigue are caused by fear. But those who think they can overcome fear and those who are afraid give him joy, such as giving him a birthday, so that he can have a lot of joy, and joy can overcome anxiety. Therefore, these five kinds of emotional therapy complement each other. Happiness hurts the liver, anger hurts the lungs, thinking hurts the spleen, and fear hurts the kidneys. However, thinking can conquer fear, fear can conquer joy, joy can conquer anxiety, anxiety can conquer anger, and anger can conquer thinking. So after you understand the relationship between people's secular desires and five emotions, you can adjust yourself and reduce diseases caused by internal factors.

The second is the so-called "exogenous diseases", that is, wind, cold, summer, dampness, dryness and heat. This is a disease caused by climate change. Wind, cold, summer, dampness, dryness and heat enter the human body, but this change occurs step by step, not once. One is muscle surface symptoms, including solar apoplexy, solar typhoid fever and solar fever. At the seaside, the wind is very strong, so it is called a stroke. Symptoms are a little sweating, stiff neck, headache and fever. At this time, Guizhi decoction (five herbs) was used for treatment. And typhoid fever caused by the sun. For example, if the weather is too cold in winter or working in an air-conditioned room, patients will catch a cold because of a cold. My whole body aches, and my joints are as painful as being whipped. At this time, Mahuang Decoction (four herbs) should be used for treatment. Then there is solar fever, which child gets more. Fever is a disease in a warm environment. At this time, it is completely wrong to talk about southern medicine of traditional Chinese medicine. They think that the south of the Yangtze River is a fever. Because it is warm, there is no typhoid fever in the south. At first, Zhang Zhongjing talked about fever. You were hot, you sweated, and you caught a cold while sweating, so it was called fever, not that it only existed in warm places, so it derived the Southern School of Traditional Chinese Medicine of the School of Febrile Diseases, and then said that there was no typhoid fever in the south, so the Treatise on Febrile Diseases was abandoned.

In fact, I used to treat a lot of typhoid fever in Florida, which was treated with Mahuang decoction (ephedra, cassia twig, almond and roasted licorice). So when I first had symptoms of cold and sun exposure, these were three choices.

Children have a cold and sore throat, suffering from pueraria decoction. Pueraria decoction (compound, seven herbs) is used to treat fever. It should be noted here that many people have a wrong idea that ephedra is not good, in fact, it is because some people refine ephedra with a single taste into diet pills. When using ephedra, traditional Chinese medicine in the north has always used only drugs, so now the federal government of the United States stipulates that only doctors can use ephedra. When treating typhoid fever, ephedra must be used. I use ephedra to treat many asthma, such as chronic bronchitis, cough, asthma and whooping cough, but ephedra is not used alone. Ephedra must follow cassia twig, because ephedra is to open the table, which means to open pores and disperse sweat; If you only eat a single flavor of ephedra, your heart will definitely beat fast, so you need to add roasted licorice to relieve your trembling heart without speeding up your heartbeat. Ramulus Cinnamomi is used to relax tendons, while almond is used to replenish body fluid in the lungs. Therefore, when Mahuang Decoction goes down, because we know that the patient has cold exterior and cold water in the lungs, we have to excrete the virus in the body through sweating. I'm worried that Ephedra just quickened its heartbeat, didn't reach the surface and couldn't sweat, so I opened the muscles first and added cassia twig, just like a horse. Ephedra is riding on horseback, using the power of cassia twig to open muscles and push Ephedra into the skin, which will not accelerate the heart. In order to prevent ephedra from making the heart beat faster, roasted licorice was added to relieve palpitation, so this is a very good prescription. However, many pharmaceutical companies in the United States extract ephedrine as a diet drug, because people who eat ephedrine can't sleep, just like taking amphetamines. If you don't sleep, you will naturally lose weight, so you are an asshole and ruin the reputation of Chinese medicine.

These are all symptoms of the sun. Symptoms usually last for a week in the body. It will be fine if you take my medicine, but once you catch a cold and it is not cured, it will send out your original symptoms again. So, now that you have taken my medicine and cured your existing symptoms, it is very simple and quick to take Chinese medicine once you catch a cold. You may never recover from a cold so soon in your life. If the symptoms last more than a week, there are two situations. One is that your own immune system has solved the cold, and the other is that the cold has gone inside. There are two ways to walk, one is to enter Shaoyang and the other is Yangming. Entering shaoyang means entering your lymphatic system, your endocrine system, and the symptoms are cold and hot. In the case of solar disease, patients will only feel cold. Afraid of cold and wind. However, when entering Shaoyang, patients will feel hot and cold, pain in both temples, nausea and vomiting. With these symptoms, we know that the patient has shaoyang. At this time, there are two kinds of decoction: Xiaochaihu Decoction and Dachaihu Decoction. If it is cold and hot, headache, nausea and vomiting, but the stool is good and normal, take Xiaochaihu decoction; If you are constipated, eat Dachaihu decoction. If you go further in the case of shaoyang, you will get yin syndrome.

It is possible to enter Yangming instead of Shaoyang. Yangming syndrome means entering your stomach and large intestine system, and the patient will be hot and dry. The so-called Yangming without cold syndrome is all hot and hungry. If they don't put anything into their stomachs, they will immediately shake their hands, sweat all over, have fever and be constipated. However, if they enter Yangming, the virus will be excreted.

Some people go into shaoyang shallowly, and if shaoyang is not cured, they go into yin. Yang refers to the outside, Yin refers to the viscera, and Yin refers to the liver, heart, spleen, lung and kidney, and enters the five internal organs. The first one is the foot Taiyin, which refers to the spleen, including what western medicine calls the pancreas. The pancreas will affect your blood sugar and weight. Spleen dominates abdomen. Spleen governs muscles, joints and limbs; The spleen is in charge of appetite and the pancreas is in charge of taste. Whether there is a taste in eating, it is in charge of the pancreas, whether you are hungry, how much you eat, and the spleen. Therefore, in Taiyin disease, the spleen dominates the muscles of limbs, the spleen dominates the abdomen, and the spleen is soil, just like a river. If the river is well done, it will not flood, so the spleen can control water. If the spleen can't control water, the body will be fine.

When Taiyin syndrome is not cured, it enters Shaoyin. Shaoyin has two places, the heart and the kidney. The first symptom is drowsiness. After sleeping for eight hours, I still feel sleepy after ten hours. Sometimes I fall asleep while driving. This is going into the kidney. Moreover, if you enter the heart through the pericardium, you will definitely lose sleep and sleep well at night. I have abnormal bowel movements, sometimes diarrhea, sometimes constipation, chest tightness, chest pain and so on.

Deficiency of yin is not healed, and it enters the final stage, which is called Jue Yin syndrome. Jue yin syndrome enters the liver pericardium meridian. We know that there are hepatitis A, hepatitis B and hepatitis C. In fact, hepatitis C is not a liver disease at all, but a cold virus. The virus enters your liver from the sun syndrome. Therefore, after we treat hepatitis C, the symptoms of patients before recovery are all cold symptoms. Because all the way from Jueyin to the sun, the disease will be fine. Clinically, many patients are cured in this way, from Jueyin to Shaoyin, Shaoyin to Taiyin, Taiyin to Shaoyang, Shaoyang to the sun, and the symptoms are all receding. So we are sure that hepatitis C is caused by cold virus. Both liver meridian and pericardium meridian are Jueyin. Everybody's here. Many people say that cholesterol is high. What you have learned, western medicine tells you that cholesterol has good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol can prevent heart disease, and bad cholesterol can lead to heart disease. It's nonsense, because western medicine wants to have one more name and one more medicine to sell. In fact, bad cholesterol will coagulate and clog, depending on triglycerides. So the real high triglyceride is a problem. Cholesterol is related to diet. For example, if you eat a lot of egg yolk every day, your cholesterol will be high, but as long as the triglycerides are normal, it will not be blocked. In this way, if you take cholesterol-lowering drugs, the sequelae will cause short-term memory loss and kidney problems. Therefore, if your neighbor's old lady is annoying, you can give her cholesterol-lowering drugs to ensure Alzheimer's Harmo's disease. I forget who she is, so this medicine is for your enemy. The symptoms of the real pericardium meridian, the symptoms of Jue Yin syndrome, are in danger in the end, but I can't sit down and sleep at night. Later, because of liver disease, the patient sat there in the middle of the night and couldn't lie down, because the yang was dying, and the lower body was extremely cold and the upper body was extremely hot, which made him dying.

Jue Yin syndrome is entering the stage of serious illness. A good doctor will find the disease before it happens and will not let it happen. Therefore, the Northern School of Chinese Medicine has formulated six principles to judge his health:

The first one: I can't sleep until dawn. Of course, something will bother you. For example, quarreling with her husband and getting divorced can't sleep. This is normal.

Second: normal appetite. The so-called normal appetite is not overeating, but eating a normal amount, not eating a lot, not eating enough, but eating again.

Third: the first thing to do when you get up every morning is to defecate and go to the toilet, and then have breakfast after going to the toilet.

Fourth: urinate five to seven times a day, with a large amount of urine and a light yellow color.

Fifth: All the year round, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, no matter where you are, in Alaska, Florida or California, your head and body are always cold, and your hands and feet are warm.

Sixth: both men and women have it, which is called morning yang reaction. When women get up in the morning, their breasts are very sensitive, and men's penises will erect. Generally, men will have a normal reaction in their teens and twenties, but not in their fifties and sixties. If you take drugs that lower blood pressure and blood sugar, or drugs that lower cholesterol and triglycerides, anyway, all you have to do is start taking any healthy western medicine, and everything is still high. But one thing must be healthy, which is why Viagra sells so well. Men's sexual function is controlled by the heart, so Viagra can cause heart disease. Just like women after menopause, their hearts are in charge, so you don't know their hearts are in charge. You give women hormone medicine, but women's hormone secretion is actually controlled by the heart. If you take hormone medicine, it is equivalent to calling your heart to rest, and your heart will degenerate.

So after you take my medicine, these six symptoms come out, which means that your illness is completely cured. If your feet are cold after taking my medicine, it means that my Ni Xia Hai is terrible and my medicine is useless. Then you should stop taking it and ask another doctor. You should think for yourself, not for me, nor for any doctor. When you know this health standard, you can look at it the other way around. It doesn't matter whether you have pancreatic cancer, spleen cancer, heart disease or lung disease today. It doesn't matter whether I have chemotherapy, cobalt 60, surgery, Chinese medicine, acupuncture, anything, any treatment or vitamins today. If your hands and feet are getting colder and colder, it means that you are going the wrong way and you are ready to die. You're going the wrong way, so stop quickly. But if you do chemotherapy, your feet are cold before doing it, and your feet are hot after doing chemotherapy. You can sleep until dawn, you don't need to take any sleeping pills, and you can continue to do chemotherapy because it is very useful, but it hasn't happened yet. So remember these big principles.

Also remember that girls have a cold during their menstrual period, and all prescriptions can't be used, such as Mahuang Decoction, Guizhi Decoction and Pueraria Decoction. Only one dose of medicine can be used, called Xiaochaihu Decoction. Because menstruation comes, menstruation comes down, and when I get to the uterus, I catch a cold. The cold virus enters the uterus directly from your appearance and does not stay on the muscle surface at all. At this time, cassia twig and ephedra can't be sent, so we can only rely on reconciliation, Xiao Chaihu.

We have a big green dragon and a small green dragon. One is a cold cough, and the other is a hot cough. After catching a cold, I cough up a lot of yellow phlegm, and my appetite is good, so I use Maxingshi dry soup, ephedra, almond, gypsum and roasted licorice. If you cough with yellow phlegm and have a bad appetite, it means lung cold, and the symptoms are also yellow phlegm indicating lung heat, which is called internal heat and external cold. At this time, Mahuang decoction should not be used, so it should be used together with Maxingshi dry soup, cassia twig, ginger, jujube and seven herbs, which is called Daqinglong. Daqinglong decoction treats exterior cold and interior heat. There is also a cough when you have a cold, but coughing is phlegm-clearing, not thirst, and it hurts all over. It is called cold inside and cold outside, and the phlegm is white and clear. At this time, you should take Xiao Qinglong. So it's not that the big green dragon is stronger. Small Qinglong is used to indicate cold in the interior, while big Qinglong is used to indicate cold in the interior. Internal heat and internal cold are very simple, depending on whether the patient is thirsty, thirst is hot, and thirst is cold. Yellow phlegm is heat, while white phlegm is cold. If your illness enters Yangming, there are two situations: meridian fever and fu-organ fever. Meridian fever is the whole body fever, and Yangming has no cold syndrome, which is all heat syndrome. At this time, there are two kinds. One is no constipation. Only fever, no constipation, use white tiger soup. In addition, Yangming has fu-organ disease. If constipation occurs, the first one is rhubarb licorice soup. There is something under the stomach of rhubarb licorice soup, which is constipation and stomachache. The symptoms presented by the patient are vomiting all day, and the fried dough sticks eaten in the morning are still fried dough sticks at night, indicating that this thing is stuck in the stomach. At this time, rhubarb and licorice can be cured. If it is blocked in the duodenum, we will use seasoning Chengqi decoction, that is, roasted licorice, rhubarb and mirabilite, to block it in the duodenum. The patient will have constipation, nausea, a lot of exhaust, and pain in the middle of the stomach. Then there will be a small bearing gas (Magnolia officinalis, Fructus Aurantii Immaturus, and Radix et Rhizoma Rhei), which will be blocked in the small intestine. The patient's urine I am talking about now is yellow because it is blocked. There is nothing in the large intestine, so you keep farting, only farting, and you clean the small intestine with a small bearing. When you enter the big bearing gas, you will get stuck in the large intestine. At this time, you won't even fart. Because the large intestine is full of shit, you can use Magnolia officinalis, Fructus Aurantii Immaturus, rhubarb and mirabilite, and it will become a big bearing gas. Glauber's salt can attack, break up all dry stools and excrete them.

Therefore, patients with fever and headache should take traditional Chinese medicine and never take antibiotics again. If they have vomiting and diarrhea, they should make up for it with Xiaochaihu decoction. If they have tonsillitis, they should take a throat moth prescription. These are all on my website, so I won't go into details here.

You can eat Hantang No.39 or Hantang No.81for runny nose, depending on whether it is yellow or clear, cold or hot. Therefore, there are drugs for tonifying deficiency and drugs for removing excess. Western medicine does not distinguish between cold and heat, only between deficiency and excess, so western medicine has laxatives and antidiarrheal drugs. Western medicine is divided into exterior and interior, but not yin and yang. Chinese medicine has yin and yang. For example, the water in the well is dark, so it is cloudy water; The water in the river is sunny, so it is sunny. Together, it is yin and yang water, which is specially used to treat food poisoning. Therefore, Chinese medicine talks about medicinal properties and eats physical properties. So all coffee, sweet things, sugar, because it is artificial sugar, will become smaller after processing. Because they are small, viruses or cancer cells can be eaten, and cancer will be more serious at this time. Its physical properties are originally alkaline, like sucrose, which is relatively large, so cancer cells or viral diseases can't be eaten. Therefore, natural things, like lemon, don't think that lemon is sour, acidic, wrong, it is still alkaline, but if it becomes lemonade after processing by merchants, it will become acidic. So as long as it is natural, natural acid, sour taste into the liver, bitter taste into the heart, sweet taste into the spleen, spicy taste into. Bitterness: Chinese medicine is bitter, and so are vegetables; Sweetness: natural sugar, sucrose; Spicy taste: natural pepper; Salty taste: the physical properties of Polygonum hydropiper are salty, and the artificial salty taste is sour. Normal human body is more salty than acid. If acid is higher than salt, there will be many diseases and obesity. So the cake and cream outside are artificial sugar, and the physical properties of coffee are acidic, which is even more acidic with sugar. Therefore, it is very simple to treat your enemies with coffee, cake and bread every day.

When I cure your heart, you can rest assured that you won't gain weight again. Also, when you eat something sweet, make sure it's Taiwan Province sugar products, not me promoting Taiwan Province sugar. Taiwan Province sugar has nothing to do with me, nor is it my relative, because it is made of sucrose. Everything made of sucrose is good, because it is natural sugar. I will do my best as long as it is beneficial to the people.

Traditional Chinese medicine mostly uses pill powder, so the decoction is specially designed for you personally. After taking it, 80% is cured, but in order to maintain the consolidated curative effect, if there is no follow-up, it may return to its original state. Therefore, they will be made into capsules or pills. Why did you prescribe pills when you were not sick? Because pills are called "slow-acting drugs", and their properties are slow, but their strength is single-minded. Sometimes, you must use pills to clean up places where the medicinal properties of water and medicine can't reach. And you should use a little common sense, not too much. For example, you can see that tigers drink tiger milk, lions drink lion milk and elephants drink elephant milk, but people drink milk and eat like cows, which gives you beautiful legs. But if you are a worker today and then live on the top of Colorado Mountain or Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, you must eat milk and goat milk, because the environment is very special.

People just eat too much and have too much nutrition. For example, eating fruit, it is good to have vitamin C, but it must be based on the season. For example, oranges are now produced in Florida. 1 1 from next month to next February, nature is telling you to supplement vitamin C in these three months. For example, if you live in Southeast Asia, you must eat durian because of the local climate. So it means to eat locally harvested fruits at this time and not go against nature. Not easy to get sick. You have to get used to it, so people can't go against the laws of nature. This is the spirit of real Chinese medicine. Don't make it up casually. It's better to make it up with medicine than with food. You should eat white, red, green, yellow and black food in a balanced way. The so-called white enters the lungs, red enters the heart, green enters the liver, yellow enters the spleen, and black enters the kidney. Bitter, bitter, sweet and salty should also be balanced, and the body is naturally healthy.