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Montage Golden's Quotations of Characters

1. I, I, I, everyone ... is called ... butcher, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's called tiger killer ... expert ... expert.

2. Have a good cup of tea ... this is this ... this is definitely the best red ... red ... beauty tea. It is said that it is a young girl ... clear and clear ... early in the morning, facing the dawn ... morning glow ... one after another ... fighting ... fighting. ...

3. This person is no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

4. How how ... how ... are all ... running ... running away?

5. So is the wife ... So is the wife ... No, no, no,no. Never mind. No, no, no, no,no. No, no, no,no. It's immoral!

6. Brother ... Brother ... I, I, I ... I didn't scream! I, I, I ... I mean, say, say, say. Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother!

7. Pingping ... Working days ... Don't ... Everyone else is suffocated by me ... suffocated! Today, I, I, I ... I, I, I ... I'm suffocated by you!

8. That, that, that ... that's ... just a killer! Me, me, me, who am I? I am ... I am the future killer ... supreme! I, I, I ... I'm a killer in the sun! You can live a normal life. I, I, I, I … are unique!

9. This, this, this ... The right and wrong of this tauren is ... very ... not simple. (of beef)

10. I despise you. I don't understand. I was a baby. This is called half-covering and half-covering. If you want to talk, you need this style. ...

1 1. Yanyan ... Yanyan ... you are so beautiful! Bing Bing … Bing Bing … Bing Bing, you are beautiful, too! Grandpa ... Grandpa ... Grandpa ... Grandpa ... You are beautiful, too! (To Yan Qingcheng, A Bing and Yin Ying)

12. If you don't start work, go to the palace where the fish sink and the geese fall. My 300 million statues are thirteen times a night. ...

13. Yanyan ... Yanyan, Bingbing ... Bingbing, Grandpa ... Princess, see you later ... You ... Come on!

14. Dugu ... Sword ... Foundation ... Foundation ... Magic ... Touch it.

15. Brother ... Brother ... Dude, this is ... you are wrong, this is really ... true ... true temperament, this is ... this is really ... really chic.

16. Yes, yes, yes ... it's grandpa. This deity ... arrived at ... Zhi Ye. Everyone ... is called ... killing ... killing tigers ... specialist!

17. It's really ... yes, yes, yes ... tiger body, with ... God-given tattoos, brothers ... Brothers, come on, the price is the price ... priceless white tiger skin. ...

18. ok, ok ... what a big sum of money! The old ... tiger's ass can't be touched, but but but ... but it's true ... Xiao Chen cut it off. Very good, very good ... A lot of money is gone, meaningless ... White tiger ... Pippi ... lost layers ... checkpoints!

19. Ignore ... Let your mother fart! Mom ... mom ... mom ... mom's, pay ... pay. Two hundred thousand gold ... gold gold ... empty gold coins ... Sorakara Ku ... space ... roll up ... scroll!

20. You, you, you ... you said that. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that too.

2 1. this, this, this ... this is not a dream, this is called having ... ideals and ambitions! No, no, no ... I've never heard a great man say ... I knew it ... Did you? No, no, no ... I don't want to eat swan meat ... clam clam ... toad won't ... no, no, no ... not a good toad.

22. Uncle ... Uncle ... take ... take you to ... go to ... see the goldfish, ok? (For Linglong and Tutu)

23. No ... No ... Uncle Will ... takes you ... to see the goldfish. Oh, no, no, no, here ... I'll exchange goldfish for you ... for the broken bag.

24. Uncle ... is a good man.

25. What do you want ... Oh, no, no ... Needless to say, it must be a handsome brother. Look at me.

26. Wait, I I ... I'll get you a bullet.

27. How ... How? This is ... completely ... absolutely. Boss, horned slug ... first time? (For Linglong and Tutu, it refers to the cow kernel)

28. Tall ... noble? Justice ... integrity? Respect ... honor? Ass, ass, ass! At the age of 666, she secretly ... watched her sister take a bath when she was 88 ... At the age of eight, she secretly ... watched her aunt next door change clothes ... and stole her underwear when she was 10. A 12-year-old scholar was beaten to a pig's head when picking up girls. From then on, no, no, no ... doing nothing, following women's ass every day. But but ... but when I was eighteen, I didn't ... I didn't pick up girls. Finally, I was bounced back by a 40-year-old man ... old lady. This time, I, I, I ... I just accepted the entrustment of the old man ... the old lady came to take you back. (Totti's)

29. rustling ... Xiao Chen, you, you, you ... you're here. Ying Ying Ying ... is so handsome and charming ... I'm here.

30. You, you, you ... You are in a daze first, and I, I, I, I will shout first. Look, look ... look at this beautiful view.

3 1. No, no, it's not just a four-headed dragon. Which one, which one ... which one is obedient to me. I'm telling you, this is this is this is the legendary first horse. But it has not completely changed. Don't believe ... you'll see.

32. Hahahaha ... Lori has three virtues, clear voice ... soft body ... easy to push down.

33. No, no,no. Don't play cool with me. To you, I will always be a legend. Come and say hello to me.

34. Isn't it obvious that two bald men have lice on their heads? Bird, bird, bird hair! Brother, where brother wants to go, no one can stop him.

35. Who am I to believe, believe, believe, believe that you will get … eternal life.

36. Fork, who ... who said I was obscene? I am a handsome holy king! Who is like him? A face of decline.

37. I use a fork Stay out of it? It's all on my neck. Your own own own oolong not only besieged my brother against the Dragon King, but also almost killed my mount, the first donkey in the world. I'm not finished with you!

38. what I just cut you. I can't believe you bit me.

39. I fork! No, no, no, just kill a big lizard. Why did you bring a group of ghosts and gods here?

40. His mother's. Yellow, yellow ... the golden lizard came out first. Is Lao Wu finished?

4 1. haige, be good ... what a coincidence, you, you, you ... you are here-haihai ... haige, don't hold grudges. Okay, okay, I'll make amends. Take it back ... take back what I said before. Hey, hey, hey ... Hagrid is a real man, a real man with a stone in his chest and a horse on his arm. ...

42. Dance ... Dance sister is so domineering. But I like it. Who will compete with the snow dance when it comes out? Sister Wu is absolutely beautiful. Glorious coronation of the world Is the first jade man in Kyushu. ...

43. Brother predestination. My name is Montage Golden, and we hit it off immediately. I have sisters at home. Oh, don't get me wrong It doesn't matter if you don't ...

44. This, this, this guy is dead and there is no peace. It was very kind of you ...

45. I, I, I can also be the host. Call me, call me, third brother. I'll help you.

46. What do you, you, you little girl know? Haven't you ever heard of the softest peach eye?

47. Don't, don't, don't ... People laugh at my wife for being crazy. I, I, I ... I laugh at others to see if she wears it. ...

48. Toto, come and massage my back.

49. Dangdang is of course alone. You fight with the five of us.

The most unhappy thing in the world is that cats don't eat fish, dogs don't eat meat, and third brother, I don't get enough sleep every day.

5 1. Niu Niu Niu, get up. Mom, mom is up. Curl up. Liu Weiming got up.

52. Buddha, when will you turn that old witch into a pig? We look forward to your radiant moment. ...

53. Goodbye, beautiful girls. I, Montage Golden, will come back!

54. I am excavating the beauty in the ordinary. Anything beautiful needs us to explore and discover.

55. It's a pity that there are so many laymen in reality that it's hard to see such elegant people as us. A bosom friend is hard to find. Alas, this is loneliness.

56. Life is really lonely as snow. Alas, there are so few elegant people like me.

57. Tragedy, is this the helplessness of being too high to be too low? Qier, you really have a wife and forget your brother. It's too vulgar. You have become a layman.

58. A thousand reasons to be sad. Finally, my love slowly became outdated in the story. ...

59. When you meet a strong rival in love, don't consider tea or rice. Life is so tasteless.

60. It's okay. The disaster will last for thousands of years. He lives as long as I do, and he can't die if he wants to.

6 1. You two wood know what tonight means. Tonight is a wonderful night. Brothers, don't make mistakes. Sisters should slap hard.

62. gnome male-". I said don't run, old man. When I followed you here repeatedly, I made people think I was kidnapping you. Now you can not only see that beautiful women have achieved the eternal throne of half ancestors, but also see a half-ancestor-level war for free, and want to run after reading it? Is it time to repay me? (to Santa Claus)

63. Hey, old man, haven't you seen such a handsome brother? Don't look at me like that. Actually, it's nothing. I heard about a god named Cupid. You seem to have a set of artifacts in your hand. It's good. Looks like some kind of bow and arrow. You asked him to shoot an arrow for me. Oh, no, just shoot an arrow. Of course, he can't shoot too many arrows at me. Of course, you tell him clearly that when shooting an arrow, keep your eyes open and at least reach the level of that beautiful woman over there to hit the target. Of course, these seven or eight people or seventeen or eighteen people should include Bing Lan and Xue Meng. Of course, if he is really busy, he can send the set of artifacts. I don't mind, just shoot him with an arrow.

64. Brother, you are really my bosom friend. Geniuses like us are really lonely.

65. delay ... mop, we will be brothers in the future, you and I will be in ... brilliant today, we will laugh and forget hostility. I won't settle accounts with you, even if ... you feel sorry for me.

66. Seeing mountains is mountains, and seeing water is water. Seeing mountains is not mountains, and seeing water is not water. See mountains or mountains, see water or water. I'm back to basics now This is 3333 ... the three products of Yajing, also known as Sanjie.

67. Damn, I have reached the third level. How can we see that the virtual image is not today's virtual image? Should we look at the mountains or the mountains, the water or the water?

68. Hehehe ... His sister's! It's really worthwhile to ride on Banzu's neck, but but but ... I just don't know if there is a chance to show off.

69. Shit ... It's better to be poked by the legendary war spear. ...

70. meow, dare you throw me? ! Without divine power, who is afraid of who! Ping-pong, jingle and crash ...

7 1. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

72. Aren't you trapped by Chugole? I abuse people of your level now. Do you think you are still arrogant?

73. Lord Wu Zu, the first master ever, please give me some treasures at will, just one or two grandfathers …

74. In order to use the doomsday day, I decided to pull out my wisdom sword to cut the dust and let all my sisters go alone. Since then, the third brother's heart is like iron, and he has not reached the semi-ancestral realm and is no longer romantic.

75. Why am I waiting for Loli less and less? ! As a teenager, how did I become two radish heads again? Third brother doesn't like this kind of food.

76. What's the chase? ! Is it interesting to be a follower?

77. Heaven is unfair ... It is unreasonable that a great being like Third Brother has not been chosen. Ancestors ... you're mistaken. Genius like me is rare throughout the ages. How could you not take me away? ! The gift of jealousy ...

78. I'm unlucky. Under the clear sky, I was struck by lightning!

79. Which bastard is plotting against his uncle?

80. Shit, I'm in the mood when I fly meteors during the day, aren't I? Make a wish and let the Zulong boat turn around and pick me up. .....

8 1.Chugorema You can't be so lucky, can you, third brother? Should I have been struck by lightning that day?

82. That's ridiculous. There is no Uber in the world. Even meteors have traveled in space. .....

83. If the road is rough, shout. I'll help when it's time to do it. ......

84. How can such a good girl be the daughter of a lonely iron knot? Nothing like it.

85. Ascend to heaven ... March into heaven, and it will never die. If you believe in third brother, go.

86. What if a father is born, even an animal? Marrying a peerless beauty, a vigorous love between man and beast, people are absolutely envious.

87. It's none of your business!

88. Love is beautiful and fragrant, but when it deteriorates, it will turn into hate and give birth to a sting. While hurting people, you have already hurt yourself first.

89. Love is beautiful and dangerous. Don't let it turn into hatred. If love is no longer fragrant, don't hurt yourself or others unless it disappears completely.

90. Youth doesn't exist often, and there is not much love. Let's splurge.

9 1. I decided to live a good life from now on. Thank you, Shanshan.

Well, I can't live up to my junior sister ... she wants me to live a good life. In that case, I will follow my heart and live a good life. The great world is at my disposal.

Alas, although it's leisurely to sit in the God Village and watch beautiful women every day, I always stay in one place, and it's almost time to talk about birds.

My former sister didn't have my third brother. How have you been these years?

What's your face? ! Why am I so handsome that men and women kill each other?

96 ... My brother's name is Montage Golden, so elegant people are hard to find in the world! My biggest hobby in my life is watching beautiful women take a bath.

97. What is this, what is this, you, your little white tiger? In the evening, we ate Long Hudou stew. (referring to Keke)