Funny quotes about Chinese Valentine's Day. Funny quotes about Chinese Valentine's Day.

Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that you don’t spend it with the same person every year.

Treat Chinese Valentine's Day as Singles' Day, and you will feel less lonely and less painful.

I feel heavier during Valentine’s Day than during Qingming Festival.

On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played a whole day of pair-pairing. I clicked the mouse and clicked out one pair, one pair, and another pair.

I hope the typhoon on Chinese Valentine's Day will be more violent and blow away as many pairs as possible.

I wish that tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day will be a sunny day, turning couples into big pancakes.

Valentine’s Day is still the same, just get drunk. When you wake up, Valentine's Day is over.

On Chinese Valentine's Day, people go to the streets to play pranks and break up couples.

Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine’s Day? Nonsense, of course laugh it off!

Pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so that we can enjoy the Chinese Valentine's Day!

It’s too late to play Lianliankan on Chinese Valentine’s Day. It’s great to play against each other. You can eliminate a pair and even bring a mistress.

On Chinese Valentine's Day, lovers will eventually get married, but lovers will suffer for life.