Talk about heavy taste

1. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

2. My aunt is a bloody ghost and sanitary napkins are vampires.

3. Every time I tell you a lot, you answer well, did you take a shit?

Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.

Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

6. Wash your proud bangs, and you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

7. I actually fell in love with a six-year-old girl, which is a heinous crime! Getting rid of the person you like is really sinful! ! ! !

8. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

9. I liked to pick my ears when I was a child. Once I accidentally dug a thick and hard earwax, and I held it in my hand for a long time. I'm very upset. I really thought this thing was probably an accessory in my ear, so I kept thinking about putting it back in my ear.

10. I feel that I am not going to school, but learning from myself. I am simple and rude without wearing a condom.

1 1. If the relationship is long, it's not too late to do it again!

12. Teng's old tree is a faint crow, the price of the school canteen is rising, and the students are hungry and become thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

13. A man will never grow up. Don't expect him to wean before he is 60.

14. Will you die for me? I'll feed you earwax.

15. The little sunflower mother started her class. The child always has a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

16. Boss, a bowl of noodles with old phlegm and Chinese sauerkraut.

17. I'm sorry to tell my boyfriend what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my menstrual period.

18. Brother is not lonely, but spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

19. acne is more than 700 million years old, and acne can circle the earth twice together.

20. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator. I shouted that something was burnt, so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

2 1. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

22. Write poems for you. What? Feed you?

The physiology teacher gave us a lecture yesterday. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday.

25. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely break your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.