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The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.

2. After marriage, you must take off your clothes and beat your husband, because wearing clothes is called domestic violence, and taking off your clothes is called emotional appeal.

3. "You and your girl tickets are so sweet. You are holding hands when you go to the street!" "I'm afraid she will go shopping as soon as she lets go."

4. Mom: "Go out with a mask." Me: "It's okay, Mom. My cold has healed! " Mom: "No, you are not married at that age. How dare you go out? "

I recently made a girlfriend, beautiful and lovely. I don't care if I have a house or a car, and I dare to give Levi a diamond ring. Watch the ball game with me every night, thoughtfully. The only drawback is a little leakage.

6. Actually, it's easy to wake me up. Turn off the wireless network. There is no electricity in the mobile phone, and there is a particularly delicious 0. The person I like asks me out. It's that simple!

Please take good care of your children when visiting relatives during the Spring Festival! Don't call me aunt as soon as you see me, call me sister.

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19 wish: make a salted duck egg. Idle to death, rich and oily!

Nine. Generally, girls who like to tell dirty jokes are very beautiful, because they must have their beautiful appearance to cover up their wretched hearts. 10. The biggest sorrow is growing up. Watching students get married one by one is like handing in papers one by one in advance. Are you sure you don't want to check again? Or wait for me?

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

12. High school students should not sigh that "this class will probably get together after graduation". I tell you, in college, classes don't get together.

Thirteen. Since I missed the woman who loves to rummage through her mobile phone, I have met all the women who love to rummage through her wallet.

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18 is over. I asked many friends if they made money this year. Most friends earn and earn.

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Eight doors: some earn a fart, some earn a hammer, some earn a hair, and what's more, some earn a girl, which is extremely extravagant! The scariest thing is to earn ghosts! Some are ok, make a ball. I met a friend yesterday and asked, did you make any money this year? He looked at the sky and muttered, be a bird! See, as long as you work hard, you can earn anything.

15. Just like pandas and pigs, they are equally lazy, just because their faces are different and their fates are completely different. One is coquetry, the other is stabbing, so it is very important to hang out.

16. Experience only girls can understand: There are always some clothes in the closet, so it's a pity to throw them away and wear them. I used to buy it as a poor dog, but now I think it is ugly! Every season will say, no clothes to wear.