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The little mermaid
She saw her body turn into a bubble bit by bit from bottom to top.
Bubbles floated out of the shackles.
Browse the dresser marked Alier.
Fly out along the window lattice of the carved mural
Farewell to the cage of gold wire
——
"Ceng Yun, the sage of the East:' If you have a sweetheart, you should build a golden house to hide your charming'. Ariel, this is the house I built for you. Do you like it? "
"With the witness of God, I would like to be your lifelong companion."
"Ai Lier, you can't talk, you are a mute, but you have such a vicious idea. God, I can't believe that this person is the same person as my beloved kind girl! "
"For God's sake, I want you to reflect in this unique room. Ai Lier, I like you, but don't go too far. "
-the wizard's kiss gently landed on the little mermaid's forehead.
Bubbles are caught in the whirlpool of time and space.
"Oh, poor girl, I made an agreement with your mother. Now I can let you do it again, so that I can repay her kindness. But remember, my poor child, don't be stupid again this time. People who misunderstand you and don't believe you don't deserve your noble life. "
-Ai Lier shook his beautiful fishtail, and the scales the size of nails shone thin in the sun.
She rolled up a spray and jumped into the sea.
One person will drown today. ...
"Everybody push quickly in the future, I won't save him again, I hope he will get ashore soon," Ai Lier whispered.
"Yes, Miss!" When waves talk, they always make tiny bubbles because they have many mouths.
The prince feels that the waves are pushing him hard today.
Like countless hands slapping his handsome mouth.
"Damn it, she still hasn't shown up," he thought. Eyes quietly opened a small crack.
Forget it, pretend for a while. In five minutes, his little brother will stage the eleventh rescue scene with him.
-"Is there a problem with our boss? Sheng said that she had seen a mermaid, but she was not married. After that, I drowned on time every day, just waiting for someone to save me. Alas, there are still five minutes. When I wave my hand, we'll go together-hey, wait, what's wrong with this woman? "
I saw a girl with a handsome face and luxurious clothes standing barefoot on the beach and running to the drowning prince.
There she is. I won't call you again this time. The tip of the silver tail disappeared at sea level, leaving a string of lonely ripples.
It's over. The prince thought, why haven't the two wild animals come yet? I don't want to be saved by this woman.
But the truth is-"Hey, what are you doing? You have no good eye. What's the hurry? Can being a younger brother ruin the boss's good thing? "
"But ..."
"But what but, this is the boss's a lot, the king of the East pays attention to three thousand beauties, how can we wait for the mermaid to raise our prince for a lifetime? At ease! "
..... So the prince was "saved" by a foreign aristocratic girl under the gaze of three eyes.
The prince thought it would all be over. Not only does he have to eat and drink, but he is always in danger of making mistakes.
"Your Highness Temple, I was originally a girl from a fishing village." The skirt with a string of gold thread shines in the sun, and the rescued girl is like a precious treasure. "This was specially changed when I attended the fishing village dance. Now it is wet by the sea ... I am afraid of being criticized by my parents. Can you ... "
"Oh, what?" The prince scratched his head and smiled twice. "It's a nice day today. When you stand here, you are better than anything. This is done at one time. I am in good health. I'll go first and give you a better skirt another day. " Then he left without looking back.
"Ah-"Who knows the girl suddenly let out a cry and fell unconscious on the ground. Like a beautiful woman suffering from heatstroke.
Two younger brothers just ran out.
"Boss!" Then, without warning, two chestnuts were caught in the rain and both heads were exposed. "Boss a fart! Do you know I'm the boss? Why don't you come to save people after five minutes! "
"This ... this is not ..." The younger brother was puzzled. He is very kind. Alas, he deserves to be single.
Turns out it's not over yet. I saw the prince go over and help the girl up, and put a knife on her slender neck.
"Take it away this time," said the prince at last. "By the way, what little tricks are the African Union countries doing behind his father's back recently?" The prince sneered, "China has always been short of gold. Where did a broken fish village get the money to buy her a Phnom Penh dress? I don't want to choose another color. I'm afraid that gold will reduce my intelligence. I'm afraid I can't recognize a spy. " The prince looked back again. Really. The girl who fainted on the beach, "gaudy thing, still want to be my lover, I really want to eat fart."
However, this can be used. ...
"No, it's the boss!" The two younger brothers left trembling.
-the prince stood alone for a long time, and the sea breeze blew, and the prince's eyes rested on the place where the fish tail disappeared, and he could not move for a long time.
-"I will save myself from the deep sleep and the shock of hearing the rain, and I don't know how to get lost. If you don't arrive in Yingzhou, how can Jade Bird catch birds? " The prince read five stories with an oriental poetry collection in his hand. "Yes, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival in the East …" It has been a long time since the eleventh artificial drowning. Since then, he has never pretended to be dead, and people who pretend to sleep can't wake up. Why bother? But a good fish is afraid of entanglement. "The book crashed to the ground.
Ladies and gentlemen, China has always been a country that strongly advocates cultural exchanges between the East and the West. The prince stood on the stage, facing the people below, and his father sat on the throne behind him, gratified to see his son who finally had some imperial demeanor. "Today coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival in the East. In the East, everyone puts on river lanterns every day to express their good wishes. In order to let everyone feel this atmosphere, I decided to hold a river lantern. " The prince paused, his eyes shining with cunning light. "Winners can fish during the fishing moratorium." Here, the audience burst into cheers. The fish in the fishing season are not only fat but also have roe, and the selling price has always been considerable. "But there are only 30 places, so ..."
"Then tell me how to compare!" "Yes, yes!" The audience was in high spirits. I saw the prince say slowly. "I have prepared all the lights. You just need to copy them on the river lamp according to the patterns on the notes I sent, and then put them in the sea. The winners will be the most. "
On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, the girls in the sea quietly looked at the brightly lit scene on the shore. People seem to be particularly anxious on this day, and some even put their hands together and began to pray.
A pale yellow rose floated in front of her, and there was a small fire burning inside, and something seemed to be written on the petals.
"May the Prince recover soon!" It turned out to be the writing of the ancient ocean.
Flower after flower.
Yellow roses stand for prayer.
She picked up another flower.
"I hope God can give us mermaid scales to heal the prince ..."
The ocean has become an ocean of flowers, surrounded by countless prayers, hanging over her together and deeply caring for him.
She went to the witch without thinking.
The waves beat the yellow petals, and the girl stumbled ashore with silver scales.
-The throb in the prince's heart
Oriental holy book, Qitan, old saying goes, don't deceive me!
-Push open his door at night and smell the roses.
Just a quick glance ... put it down and go. ...
But in the face of people who can't let go until death, she can't help but be fascinated.
I didn't wake up anyway. Take another look. ...
look ...
"pa!" A slight sound.
The light is on.
Newborn feet are covered with red rose petals.
"I know you have been there." She heard him say.
-the sea, the sea, peeping was caught in the sky?
There are bubbles in the blue in the distance, and I shyly replied, "It's up to you ~"
Red roses represent love, or confession?
She took a deep breath and held back the sadness of mixed memories, like pulling a thorn from a festering wound, and asked, "Don't you like the girl who saved you?"
The prince's face was obviously surprised: "How do you know that she saved me?" Subtext: You just let her save me? ! My favorite fish girl has a beautiful voice! !
Yes, Princess Ai Lier, the daughter of Mermaid Sea, changed a pair of disposable legs and used the luminous pearls she had accumulated for many years.
However, without waiting for him to explain, his fish girl put down the scales and went into the sea.
-the wrist was buckled by lightning, and she couldn't break free. He said, "My girl, accompany me in a play."
Since someone wants to be his princess, what would you think if you suddenly heard that the princess was someone else?
Damn it, I'm worried sick, you smelly spy. The prince thought.
-fetters, fetters, dresser with Alier written on it, carved window lattice.
She came in again, voluntarily.
She looked out of the window and thought, it turned out that he knew from the beginning that the girl was furious.
It turned out that she was snubbed and imprisoned just to protect her and lure the snake out of the hole by the way.
Has ... is she misunderstood?
If she hadn't been so impatient, the outcome would have been very different. ...
Or ... forget it, press down a glimmer of hope in my heart, and after this scene, they will still return to the road and return to dust.
-She hasn't seen him in months. What you can see every day is the exquisite food sent by the page.
"Girl," the page opened the door and came in, holding a bunch of keys, and one by one opened the shackles. "Our prince said, Girl, you can go."
"hmm ... good" kept those in her heart, and she suddenly felt that she had no reason to force herself to leave, but if she refused, she had already exported and turned back.
"But ... our prince really likes you, you can, you can ..." Sweet Peggy, what if you don't say, their prince has kept it all his life? But this girl looks like she can't get in oil and salt. Forget it, nothing is more important than the happiness of the boss.
"I, our prince, drowned!" Bomb! "He, he said he had seen a mermaid! It's not that she doesn't marry and plays dead every day and waits for the fish to save her! ..... In fact, he is very good at swimming! He is an expert in swimming in our country! If I hadn't met that girl, I thought our prince was delusional, "the page searched his heart and finally suppressed it." There is not so much fate, just because I like it! If a girl crosses this village, how can she find someone who likes you so much! " And then left heavily.
Run to the corner and bump into a person.
"Boss, I, I, I, I, I, I, I ..." I didn't mean to.
"You did a good job," the prince gave him little Mka. "Take it."
I'm flattered. Let me take a closer look-the fishing license during the fishing moratorium!
-Ai Lier returned to the sea. She thought about it, swam twice and went straight to the witch's house.
She asked cautiously, "Witch, if time can be reversed, will what happened to others change with it?"
The witch gave a mean smile. "As long as 998, as long as 998, the Oriental limited edition reincarnation mirror will be taken home!"
Well, don't be unreasonable. "What do you mean you owe my mother?" I didn't know you had such a gift until I died in my last life, and it's not easy to use in my life.
This young man came prepared ... forget it, anyway, compared with the night pearl she gave me, there is not much money. The witch who soon figured it out pretended to be very excited and waved. "Take it away!" "
Ai Lier did not move. "Is that enough?"
The witch knocked on the table. "What else do you want?" -How much does this young man know? (collapse)
"I want a pair of permanent legs." Ariel talks big.
"You ... don't go too far!" The witch turned away.
"Then I'll go to the mermaid forbidden area to find my mother and complain to her."
..... A witch who holds her breath, mysterious things are the most dangerous ... Anyway, she is arrogant for a while, but if her mother comes, everyone will be more than one bargained for. "Take it away! Little boy, don't let me see you again! "
Ai Lier left contentedly and swam to the door and stopped suddenly. She turned and smiled and said, "Actually, I lied to you. Why is my mother in the mermaid restricted area? I don't even know who she is. Also, I am the daughter of the sea, not the daughter of a mermaid. Have you met Andersen? It's terrible to have no culture. "
Witch: "..." Get out! ! !
The girl in front of the mirror stared at the scene in the mirror with her eyes wide open, and her pupils contracted sharply.
If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes in the reincarnation mirror, no matter who said it, she wouldn't have believed that this disheveled, muddy-eyed, disheveled, delirious and dirty-faced man, who put himself in the barrel and volunteered for the "Human Space Program", was the prince who was alive and kicking, afraid of death and only knew about wrangling.
"The leng wear stem, ignition! How to fire without igniting! "
"Old, boss, this, this is fatal!"
"There are bound to be sacrifices on the road of scientific and technological progress." He spoke loudly, like a broken bellows.
"Eldest brother oh oh! Don't be silly! That man ... fish can't come back from the dead! It's all turned into bubbles! Didn't you see it with your own eyes! " While crying, my boss grew up naked together. Although I was a younger brother when I was a child, I have never been ignored for so many years, just like my brother. There was a crowd, some watching, some urging him to hurry up, and some calling him crazy.
"son! There are no good girls! Dad will find it for you again! You don't want to, you don't want to ..... "The king and queen rushed to see, and when the queen saw it, she covered her heart with calligraphy and fainted first.
When everyone was in a mess, they saw that whimsical madman in the gun barrel somehow turned out a match. Between the electric fire and the stone, people had already flown into the sky and fell into the sea from the sky.
Sigh, drink, laugh, regret ...
He is good at swimming, so he should be fine ... the knuckles holding the mirror are white.
She thought, crazy ... what a crazy person ...
The madman smiled and sank.
Crazy people really face the sea. He stretched out his limbs and embraced the salty and tearful water with all his strength.
He said, hello again, dumb fish. I heard that mermaids sing very well. After you disappeared, I held a conch every day. It is said that it is your accompaniment ... I heard that there is an evil witch in the deep sea who will exchange things. It must have hurt when you lost your voice for me ... but I couldn't protect you. But now, I am yours again ... the sea is your home, and we are finally a family forever. ...
His men have dived into the water at the first time, and now they have swam to the distance where they can vaguely identify him.
But they saw the prince smiling and waving in the sea.
He said that would be great. ...
Later, the prince spit out a silent bubble and disappeared into the endless blue.
It's like a play that is over.
At this time, she woke up like a dream and was already in tears.
-It's Mid-Autumn Festival again.
"Eldest brother, well, the king said you should find a partner, all the ladies are arranged. Look, just look! "
"Good," the prince suddenly smiled. "Now is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Otherwise, this year's competition is a competition to pull relationships. " The magical prince looked at the aristocratic ladies of the girls who fell in love with spring and said, "whoever swims faster than me, I will go with him."
So, if you don't show up again, I'll catch you myself.
I just learned that the younger brothers of the prince's psychological activities secretly squeezed employees. My brother, let alone swimming. Most nobles are dissidents who don't touch spring water, and there is little swimming training in the palace. ...
At this time, some powerful girls are already eager to try.
But the prince just stood and stared at the sea without saying anything.
For a long time, when people thought that the prince was going to get heatstroke, the calm sea made him stare at bubbles, and the sunset made the sea reflect pink light, which made him feel ashamed.
-"Later, when the waves started, the silver fishtail hit a beautiful orphan in mid-air. A little mermaid with a silver tail asked shyly, "Do you think I can do it?" "
"Mom, is this why I swim faster than other children?"
"Otherwise?"
"What about your fishtail, Mom?"
"I told you to give it to the bad witch."
"But I heard from my dad that when my mother was happy at night ..."
Ariel's face turned red and white in the face of the child's naive words and the different meanings contained in them.
The man next to him coughed gently. "Is it time for the baby to go to bed? Sleep will grow taller ... "
"Sleep to have brothers and sisters! The baby wants a younger brother and sister! " The child answered the phone at once, then took short legs and went to bed.
"Dear, dear ..." The man is a little guilty.
"Come and get beaten."
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