Such a debt collection line script

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Xiao Li (protagonist) - 26 years old, a college student who has just graduated. Cheerful and lively, creative, a little clever, shrewd but sometimes informal. Like challenges and adventures. After graduation, I started my own business and opened a debt collection company (i.e., a debt collection company). With my tactful approach and good eloquence, the company managed quite well.

Wang Datian——55 years old, nouveau riche. Rich and rich, but not very educated. Think money is everything. In his early years, he worked as a butcher and raised pigs in his hometown. Because of an accidental opportunity, he suddenly became rich and his business grew bigger and bigger. I am away from home all year round and rarely come home because I am busy with business. He has a son, Wang Xiaozhuang, who dotes on him materially.

Zhou Haonan - 28 years old, Wang Datian's bodyguard and errand boy, has always regarded Wang Datian as his idol. Personality: Talking about people and talking about ghosts. He likes to flatter his boss Wang Datian the most.

Jiaojiao——28 years old. Wang Datian's secretary is pretty and loves to dress up. An unmarried older leftover girl who wants to marry a rich man always tries her best to attract Wang DaTian's attention.

Wang Xiaozhuang—17 years old, Wang Datian’s son. He is currently in his third year of high school. He appears to be well-behaved and sensible, but in reality he is rebellious and has his own personality.

Chen Wuhua——53 years old. Tu Feiyuan, Wang DaTian's wife, once started from scratch with Wang DaTian's wife. Strong and forthright personality.

Xiao Li appeared while walking and fixed a certain spot on the stage

Xiao Li told the audience: The sun is shining in the sky, money is smiling at me, all debts are wiped out, and the New Year is so lively. Don’t look at the ads, look at the results. If you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later. Brother, I have just graduated from college three years ago, and I have a good way of making money. I opened a debt collection company, and debt collection has been effective every time. What, you don’t believe it? If you don’t believe me, please take a look at my tips.

Xiao Li: Look, the phone rings. This is good for gang gang (pronounced in the second tone), and business will naturally come to you. Answer the phone. Hello, this is 1818 Debt Collection Company. For telephone debt collection, please press 1. For door-to-door debt collection, please press 2. For manual service, please press... The tone suddenly changed, and I was delighted and enthusiastic. It's you, yes, yes, yes, Don't worry, I'm on my way and I'll go get the debt you mentioned right away. Hey, wait for the good news, bye. After hanging up the phone, to the audience, God helps me! This is the first time I have encountered this kind of transaction. how? Do you want to know too?

Xiao Li: To the audience, I took on a business a few days ago. It seems to be a good business, but in fact the reward is quite high. He said he was going to Futian Construction Company to ask for a huge sum of money. The mysterious huge sum of money was packed in a big red box, and it was said to be a priceless treasure. Although it is a bit strange to come to collect debts during the Chinese New Year, but since I can get it, I will do my job well. Hey, look, here we are.

Xiao Li was about to knock on the door, as if he was talking to himself in a script but telling the audience, don’t knock on the door in a hurry, I’ll change my equipment and show it to you. He took out his sunglasses and jacket from his bag and dressed up like a gangster. When he stopped there, he didn't believe that he wouldn't obediently hand over his things!

Xiao Li started to "smash the door", and Zhou Haonan opened the door

Xiao Li saw Zhou Haonan's aura suddenly weakened by half, and his sunglasses collapsed on his face in fear, but he pretended to be calm. Is Wang Datian here, lowering his voice and pretending to be a young and Dangerous boy?

Zhou Haonan: He was stunned for a moment, and then pointed his finger at himself.

Xiao Li: Take two steps back but still pretend to be calm. That’s right. I’m looking for you. Let's go inside and talk slowly.

Zhou Haonan: Pulled Xiao Li in, Xiao Li’s sunglasses almost fell to the ground

The two sat on the sofa, Xiao Li put on his sunglasses that were broken

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Zhou Haonan: If you have anything to say, just say it. If you have nothing to do, please do whatever you want.

Xiao Li: Pretend to be serious and make up nonsense. Do you know the fight at the entrance of the feed factory 5 days ago?

Zhou Haonan shook his head

Xiao Li: Do you know the murder case of the headless female body outside the pig farm three days ago?

Zhou Haonan shook his head with disdain and no interest.

Xiao Li: The mysterious thing is actually...none of this...was done by me! Strengthen your tone. However, if you don't hand it over to me soon, don't blame me for doing something more outrageous than this.

Zhou Haonan is disdainful. Which path are you on, buddy?

Xiao Li: On the banks of the Fuxi River, on the top of Futai Mountain, in the Hongheba compound, I am the legendary dragon who can turn over rivers and pour sea salt. Everyone calls me, Brother Long.

Zhou Haonan: A dragon that you disdain? You should hire a moving team to provide one-stop service. Young man, go where you should go, I don't have time to talk to you here.

Xiao Li: Young man? I think back then, when I debuted, you didn’t know where to move the bricks.

Zhou Haonan: I despise you, you are such a small body, you are still a brick, so be careful with your waist.

Xiao Li: Pretend to call and say hello, Ah Hu, my brother Long, are you guys ready? Yes, bring more people and steel pipes. Yes, Futian Construction Company, hurry up. Zhou Haonan will be there soon. However, as long as you hand over your things, we can talk about everything slowly.

Zhou Haonan: You angry thing, I will beat you into nothingness today! Ready to step forward and pick up Xiao Li

Xiao Li put his hand into the bag and felt for something. Watch the move! Zhou Haonan was stunned and stepped back

Seeing that it was just a water gun, Zhou Haonan snatched the water gun away with one hand, knocked Xiao Li on the head, and prepared to open the door and kick Xiao Li out with the other hand: "Fuck you, you psycho."

As soon as Zhou Haonan opened the door, he "threw" Xiao Li out, just right on Wang Datian who came back from outside and stood at the door. Wang Datian was followed by his little secret Jiaojiao

Xiao Li said to Zhou Haonan: Ouch, ouch... Brother Datian, I was wrong, I was wrong...

Wang Datian was surprised Staring at Zhou Haonan, he jumped with excitement: What is going on?

Zhou Haonan's momentum immediately weakened, and he followed up like: Boss...this...listen to me...

Wang Datian: Talk about it, it's nonsense. If I don't tell you that you can't even look at the door, but you still dare to pretend to be me, do you want to be fired? This month’s bonus will be deducted in half.

Zhou Haonan: Timid, flattering boss, please do well, so am I...

Xiao Li looked at Wang Datian to the audience and muttered: So this is the original. Genuine.

Wang Datian: Why are you still standing still with Zhou Haonan? Didn’t I ask you to transfer the 10,000 yuan of lucky money to my son’s bank card? Go quickly!

Zhou Haonan: I’m sorry, I’ll go right away. As he walked, he muttered to the audience, "Is this easy? One day, I will have money too. Let's see if I don't open a company and destroy you...

Wang Datian to Xiao Li: Are you...?"

Xiao Li was embarrassed at first, then pretended to be calm and recited in a tone of voice that I am not a homecoming, but a passer-by and ran away immediately. Xiao Li stepped down

Wang DaTian: crazy...

Jiaojiao helped Wang DaTian carry his bag and said flatteringly: Oh boss, calm down, these people just don’t understand anything. "You just came back. Go and have a rest." He said while taking Wang Datian in. "I will write the copy for tomorrow's meeting for you right away."

Wang Datian: Nod, you and I will go to the meeting at noon tomorrow.

Jiaojiao was excited, flattering Wang Datian's retreating back. It is really the greatest honor of my life to be able to work with you, boss. I will definitely write the copy as soon as possible to ensure your satisfaction... …

Wang Datian stepped down

Jiaojiao curled her lips, talking to herself and to the audience: Tsk, still indifferent. Isn't he just a pig-raising upstart? If I hadn't wanted to catch a rich husband, I wouldn't have lowered my stature to treat you like this. Look at me, I'm also a beautiful woman like a flower. As stupid as you are, even an 8-megapixel camera can't capture your resolution. I really thought of myself as Daniel Wu... After saying that, he sat at the table and wrote copy

Xiao Li came on the stage from the other side of the stage. This time he changed into a suit and leather shoes, put on a beard, and The Dressing of Successful Middle-aged People

Xiao Li: Talking to oneself is like talking to the audience: the devil is one foot higher, and the way is higher. As long as you have a thick skin, all your debts will be recovered.

Everything has to be done skillfully, and I don’t believe he doesn’t do this! Tell me to the audience, can I get it?

Xiao Li knocked on the door

Jiaojiao was writing a copy when she heard the knock on the door and was a little impatient. She said like a shrew: Who is who? The door is not locked. I don’t know that I have come in. ?

Xiao Li pushed the door open

When Jiaojiao saw Xiao Li’s suit and leather shoes, her tone immediately changed. Are you...?

Xiao Li pretended to be an elegant and profound successful person: Hello, this is my business card. She took out her business card and handed it to Jiaojiao

Jiaojiao looked at the business card and read: Zhao Youfa, CEO of Youfa Real Estate Company, immediately changed his smile, it turned out to be Mr. Zhao, hello, hello, You sit down first and I'll get you a cup of tea.

Xiao Li: If you pretend to be polite and graceful, that will trouble you.

Jiaojiao looked infatuated and excited, and said to the audience: Oh my, this is really no place to be found, it takes no effort at all. Just now I was talking about a wealthy son-in-law, and now a diamond king comes here. I have to seize this opportunity.

Jiaojiao brought the tea to Xiao Li and said delicately: Mr. Zhao, please have some tea.

Xiao Li: Thank you. Is Boss Wang here?

Jiaojiao: Deliberately concealing it, Jiao Didi, tell me, boss, he just went out for something. I am his secretary Jiaojiao. If you tell me anything, I will discharge it at Xiao Li.

Xiao Li: I was secretly happy, but I pretended to be polite while enjoying the tea. It’s like this. Some time ago, our company wanted to cooperate with your company on a project. I also discussed it with Mr. Wang in private. , Mr. Wang himself expressed his great willingness and expectation. Originally, I wanted to come to Mr. Wang today to get the contract, but unfortunately Mr. Wang is not here now. It depends on whether you can...?

Jiaojiao: It’s artificial. I see. The boss will be back soon. If you don’t mind, Mr. Zhao, why don’t you just sit here and wait for a while, and we can chat casually. Chatting?

Xiao Li: That’s right, because there are still a lot of things waiting for me to deal with at the company, so I have to go back as soon as possible. Mr. Wang told me on the phone before that this contract is placed in a big red box. If he is not there, he will ask me to pick it up myself...

Jiaojiao rolled her eyes. Oh, that's it, I'll go look for it for you right now

Xiao Li continued to pretend to be polite, sipping tea and reading the newspaper, while Jiaojiao pretended to "look for" the box

Jiaojiaohua It's so crazy that the audience can actually drink this 25 yuan green tea and taste like 250 yuan, and they are tall, rich, handsome, and tasteful! The more I watch it, the more I like it!

Jiaojiao walked half a circle around the office sketch room, pretending not to find it, and then came to Xiao Li

Jiaojiao: Mr. Zhao, who is pretending to be serious, I have already gone I searched carefully from front to back, left, and right, but never saw a big red box.

Xiao Li: How come? How about I join you and look for it together?

Jiaojiao: Pretending to be reminiscing, I remembered that my boss must have been left behind when he was on a business trip the day before yesterday.

Xiao Li: What are you surprised about? !

Jiaojiao: How about we go out and have a coffee or something first, and then I can ask the boss when he comes back?

As soon as Jiaojiao finished speaking, Wang Datian walked out from the other side of the stage

Wang Datian: Jiaojiao, have you finished writing?

Jiaojiao is in a dilemma: I haven’t… started writing yet. As soon as the conversation turned to the boss, Mr. Zhao said that he wanted to see you for something, and that he was talking about a contract with you...

Wang Datian was confused: Mr. Zhao...?

Xiao Li: That’s embarrassing, I am Mr. Zhao’s driver.

Wang Datian: How come I don’t know Mr. Zhao that I have met before?

Xiao Li sang to Wang Datian: You don’t know why I am so careful, but now there are many things in the sky that you can’t see that you don’t know... He ran away after singing, Xiao Li Step down

Wang Datian was furious: crazy...!

Jiaojiao: I’m disappointed...it turns out he is not Mr. Zhao...

Wang Datian: Look at you, you can’t handle such a small matter well, what else can you do? Copywriter, hurry up and help me deliver the document I asked you to print yesterday to the office building opposite!

Jiaojiao: Yes, yes, boss, I will send it to you as soon as possible.

Get off the stage with the documents

Wang DaTian was sitting alone in the office, and then the phone rang. Wang DaTian: Answer the phone, Wu Hua, um, you can have the New Year's Eve dinner first, I can't come back. What doesn't come back after a while? It’s only been three years since I came back to celebrate the New Year. It’s not like you don’t know that I’m busy here. Well, have you received the two mink coats I bought for you in Hong Kong a few days ago? I just asked someone to give my son 10,000 yuan as a gift, but I won’t be back. You guys have a good New Year and hang up the phone

Wang Datian: What should we have for New Year’s Eve dinner? Let’s eat some fire whip from my hometown. When the beef is over, start looking for Fire Whip Beef in the office

On the other side of the stage, Xiao Li dressed as a fortune teller (wearing sunglasses, carrying a bag, and holding a fortune-telling sign and a fortune-telling sign in his hand)

Xiao Li: Let me tell the audience that in ancient times, Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times to seek talents, but I visited the rich fields three times to collect debts. All roads lead to Rome. If one method doesn’t work, let’s try another one. Law. If we can't get it, we have to use a trick, that is... steal it out mysteriously... low-key and low-key... Xiao Li knocks on the door

Wang Datian: Are you confused...?

Xiao Li was nagging: Oh, this big brother, look at your full heaven, round earth pavilion, strong body, well-dressed, you really look like a rich man! Wang Datian was delighted: Oh, this is the first time I have seen such a discerning person. Are you...? Xiao Li: At the foot of Zhongyun Mountain, next to Miaoguan Temple, I am known to everyone within a hundred miles... Li Banxian.

Wang Datian: It suddenly dawned on me. No wonder I’ve never heard of it. So that’s what it’s called... Yes, the real person doesn’t show his face. Come on, little plum, come in and sit down.

Xiao Li: Brother, I am very responsible to tell you that I confirm that I have not held any official position in the palace. Please call me Li Banxian, or Banxian Li.

Wang Datian: Look at me, I’m sorry. I haven’t read any books and I just can’t speak. Don’t be surprised, half-immortal. Let's come in and talk about something. Xiao Li entered the room, first looked around, and then took out the "demon mirror" to look around.

Wang Datian: Why are you so nervous? Half immortal?

Xiao Li: Have you encountered anything strange recently?

Wang Datian thoughtfully: There seems to be something strange happening. Just in that moment, he encountered two lunatics...

Xiao Li: Just count with your fingers. Mysterious: One of them is wearing sunglasses and the other is wearing a suit, right? Wang Datian: That’s a good nod. Half Immortal, you are really awesome!

Xiao Li: I'm sorry... I'm not being alarmist. In the near future, these two people will pose a serious threat to your career and wealth...

Wang Da Tian was in a state of panic: Huh? What to do?

Xiao Li: To find a solution to the consolation statement, we must first start with the reason. The reason, in the final analysis, is that there is a problem with the layout of your office, so it is easy to attract villains. We just need to change the position of this thing, and the time will come naturally.

Wang Datian suddenly realized: Oh (prolonged ending), I see, what do you think of changing the half-immortal?

Xiao Li: If I calculate correctly, there should be a big red box in your house

Wang Datian: I admire you, half-immortal, you are really a master of calculation. , it’s under my desk, I’ll take it out for you to see. Wang Datian went to move the box under the desk, and Xiao Li was snickering next to him.

Xiao Li said to the audience: The opportunity has come.

Wang Datian moved the box: Look, this is it.

Xiao Li: My eyes are bright, but I pretend to be calm and clear my throat. That’s the problem. I see your house is so tidy, and there is no other place to put this box. So we will implement the second method, that is, let me take this box back and cast a spell on it for you, and I will return it to you in two days.

Wang Datian hesitated: This...Half Immortal, do you think there is any other way? This box contains very important things, so...

Xiao Li: Oh, (Drawling) I can understand that. So I plan to cast a spell on your box now, so that it can be soaked with the aura of this half-immortal?

Wang Datian: How to cast a spell?

Xiao Li: You just need to do as I ask. First, close your eyes. Second, open your eyes after dozens of sounds. I will do the rest.

Wang DaTian: Okay, it's all up to you

Xiao Li: Let's get started

Wang DaTian: Close your eyes one, two, three, four...

Xiao Li moved the box sneakily and prepared to leave. Just as he was about to walk to the door, he suddenly heard an angry shout

Wang Datian: Stop! !

Xiao Li was frightened, turned around tremblingly, and found Wang Datian behind him, so he was embarrassed: I...I am not casting a spell...

Wang Da Tian: If you catch Xiao Li, do you really think that I have a crippled brain and cerebellum hydration? I have long thought that you are not a good person, you are a thief, I will call the police now! Looking for the phone in his pocket

Xiao Li: Don’t be scared...don’t...you misunderstood, I’m not...At this time, there was a knock on the door. After the door rang for a while, Wang Datian Pulling Xiao Li over

Wang Datian: Look, you must have committed too many crimes and they have already begun to arrest you. I asked you to steal... While pulling Xiao Li, he opened the door. Chen Wuhua took his son Wang Xiaozhuang. Standing at the door

Chen Wuhua: Raise your voice, Wang Datian! It’s okay if you don’t go home to celebrate the New Year. I’ve been knocking on the door for so long and you’re so angry that you don’t even say a word!

Wang Datian: Wuhua, you are here just in time. Let’s send this little thief to the public security bureau together!

Chen Wuhua: That’s enough. I asked him to come.

Wang DaTian and Xiao Li were surprised and said at the same time: What? !

Xiao Li: So...it turns out that the employer is you?

Wang Datian: This...what is going on?

Chen Wuhua pushed Wang Datian with his hand: What’s going on, you don’t know yet? Tell me yourself, how long has it been since we last seen you, and how many years have you not been home for the New Year?

Wang Datian: I want to quibble: I...

Wang Xiaozhuang: Yes, Dad, you don’t know, my mother and I miss you every day. My friends and classmates are all a family of three, and they are happy every day, but our family is always missing you.

Wang Datian: I...I'm not busy with work...Besides, why did you ask someone to steal this box?

Chen Wuhua: What's in this box? As he spoke, he opened the box. Xiao Zhuang and I used to give you a gift every birthday, right? Our family takes a family photo together every year during Chinese New Year, right? What are these? It's memories, family affection, and our love for you. You owe us these, and now I want to get it back! Go grab the box

Wang Datian: Wuhua, I...

Xiao Li advised: Sister-in-law, please don’t get excited. Brother Datian also wants to make more money to make you and your son live a better life. Okay...

Wang Datian: Yes, I also want to buy you some more brand-name clothes, so that Xiao Zhuang can wear a Mercedes-Benz and BMW every day to school

Chen Wuhua: Angry money, money, money, you know money. In the past, when you were killing pigs, we started from scratch. We had two steamed buns and a plate of pickles for one meal. Although we were poor, we lived happily. But now, we have money. , but you are out every day, ignoring me and my son, and sometimes I don’t see you a few times a year. Do you know how we feel?

Wang Xiaozhuang: Yes, Dad, even though you ask Uncle Zhang to pick me up at the school gate in a BMW and Mercedes-Benz every day, I still like when you picked me up from school on your bicycle.

Wang Datian felt guilty: I understand... It turns out that all this time, I have only been focused on money, and ignored the people around me who really care about me, and ignored what you really want. I... ...Incoherent

Xiao Li: For Sister-in-law Chen Wuhua, please forgive Brother Datian.

Wang Xiaozhuang: Yes, mom and dad, let’s go home to celebrate the New Year together.

Chen Wuhua: Actually, I have never blamed him. I just hope that he won’t be so tired for us, don’t treat money as a burden, and come home more often when there is nothing to do, so that our family can be harmonious and happy. Heartfelt.

Wang Datian: Let’s go home and celebrate the New Year together! To Mr. Li, I'm sorry, I just misunderstood you. Now I want to thank you. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't understand so much today. Otherwise, you can join us.

Xiao Li: No, I haven’t spent time with my family for a long time. I have to go home to celebrate the New Year. Take out the phone and say hello, Mom, hey, I'll be back right away to have New Year's Eve dinner with you.