Humorous sentences for bad friends

Friends can use funny sentences to increase their feelings. There are many funny sentences on the Internet. These sentences have a high click-through rate and a wide audience. Netizens often use funny sentences as their signatures. The following are humorous sentences carefully arranged by Bian Xiao for his friends. Welcome to check them.

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Humorous sentences for bad friends

1, no matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

The poorest people are nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when they die.

It's windy outside. what can I do for you?

I treat you as my buddy and you treat me as KFC.

5, life is like toilet paper, nothing to pull as little as possible!

I ate too much salt, so I always miss you.

7. What if I have a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!

8, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!

9. Why can't Baidu search?

10, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

1 1. Don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

12, laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

13, money does not necessarily have access, and dare to touch it does not necessarily dare to grass.

14, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

15. In the eyes of the lover, a journey of a thousand miles is only one mile.

16, you have been quite energetic since you got mental illness.

17, who says round face is not cool? I like sheriff black cat.

18, ups and downs to see yourself, ups and downs to see friends.

19. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

20. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

2 1, if the exam can be upgraded, I am afraid I will still lose one.

22, after breaking up, you when I sacrifice me when you die, finished.

23. The bravest thing I did was to help others raise their wives for several years.

24. I am always cute except when I am not cute.

25. People who give up on me, I won't look back, because they are second-hand.

26. Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

27, don't study hard all day, don't take a shower for a month, don't go out for a year, and review for a lifetime!

28. When we were young, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

29. Take out the same fighting power as men and fight against this bumpy world.

30. Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

Send funny sentences to girls in the circle of friends.

1. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

Every time I fall in love, I will keep a turtle and give it the same name as him.

I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

5, being a man is actually very simple, people's hearts change, you are more real, you leave me and turn around!

6. Everyone needs a person who goes out to play as an excuse, so that parents can rest assured.

7. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

8. Thank those who knocked me down. Lying down is really comfortable.

9. What is mine is mine, either my battle or mine.

10, after you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move in next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.

1 1, will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

12, when the class teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing for show, and it can't stop!

13. Later, my face value was high, and no one looked down on it. I was single until now.

14, the ending, what you think differently is called life, and what you think the same is called fairy tale.

15, I haven't understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first day of junior high school.

16, if eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

17, pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

18, why did you scold me for playing the game badly? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.

19, my advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I never feel wrong.

20. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

2 1, what is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

22. Although the school is poor, I am never stingy with printing papers, which makes me deeply moved.

23. Next semester, I hope the teacher will make my homework unknown, and my homework will not know me.

24, please care about the food around you, you may die if you don't pay attention.

25. I understand everything, but I can't help looking back when I hear others calling for beauty.

26. The world is noisy, and I am not good at communication, so I just want to live in your heart and listen to your heartbeat.

27. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.

28, my brother's bed is not big, I am afraid to sleep alone.

29. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for my childhood loss.

30. You have other little princesses, and I am the second best.

Everyday funny sentences of young people

1, hello, I'm the beauty secretary of the host. Please tell me anything, and I will tell him when he comes back.

2. Hello, this is an automatic reply. Your chat partner is temporarily unavailable. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

Now I'm dancing in the laser rain with the spirit guy, so I'll take a jack-o'-lantern home and bring you some betel nuts.

4, the scholar hides in the network, waiting for the beauty; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.

5. If you don't reply, let the cows go. If you don't reply, you will lose the cow.

6. If the wine is gone, you can refill it. If not, can I renew it?

7. The computer is poisoned. I'm on my way to fix it for you.

8. Are you looking for my boss? Let me tell you to eat potato chips. I want lemon and cucumber flavors.

9. Sorry, I'm busy now, and I don't want to contact you in the future.

10, alas, you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

1 1, warm reminder: you have neglected your cuteness for a long time.

12, hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu if you need anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

13. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

14. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

15, sorry, because the other party is too good, the account has been officially deleted.

16, I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful, and I refuse to reply to you.

17, it's time for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

18, you finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

19, the owner is not here. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message.

20. If you don't return the information, you are herding sheep. If you haven't come back, you have lost the sheep. If you don't answer the information, you are studying. If you don't reply all the time, you are stupid. If you don't answer the message, you are sleeping. If you don't reply all the time, you are asleep.