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Suddenly want to commit suicide, want to jump off the bridge 100 meters high, I have been a waste for so many years, and I have made no contribution to anyone or society.
The universe is clear. Come and go, free. If you want to live, don't look for body double. "
Don't underestimate this son. These words are equivalent to the first book. Although they are ignorant, they come and go freely. -Excerpt from "Introduction to Jue Yuan Classics"
This sister-in-law comes from the following story in South Jue Yuan's Classic Introduction-
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Speaking of ignorance, let me tell you a story.
This story happened in Wanxian County, East Sichuan. One of the prisoners in the prison also tried to escape. This person has never read a book, only heard that there is a the Monkey King in Journey to the West, which has changed a lot. So, in prison, he read the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Monkey, every day. Please help me and teach me some skills to escape, read and beg every day.
Strange, as a result, I dreamed at night, and the Monkey King came and taught him to play Monkey Boxing. I spent seven or eight years in prison and practiced monkey boxing for seven or eight years. Monkey boxing is great. With a wave of his iron bar, he bent and swaggered out of the prison.
After he escaped, he made a living by teaching boxing, and at the same time did a lot of good deeds, repented and reformed.
One night, I saw a girl dressed in white hurried into a house. Out of curiosity, he followed him with his monkey fist. However, after I went in, I couldn't see anyone. Could it be Pig Bajie's apprentice?
A closer look shows that there is a room with dim light, in which a young woman is ready to hang herself, and a woman in white also appears. The young woman put her head into the rope and the woman in white knelt on the ground. He knew that in prison, he had heard that ghosts were at work when anyone tried to commit suicide, so he quickly stood up and pulled the woman who hanged herself down, and the female ghost also ran away. The whole family came out to thank him, no problem.
After he came home, the female ghost followed. While he was sleeping, the female ghost found him. The female ghost said that you ruined my business and you had to die. He said I was the Monkey King's apprentice, which was useless to me. The ghost said no, you must die. All right! He picked up the rope and hung it up. When his neck is lucky, of course he won't die. The female ghost knelt down to worship, and he immediately felt an invisible gravity coming down from his shoulder; The female ghost bowed her head for the second time, with greater strength and the rope broke.
The female ghost couldn't help him, so she began to cry, because she couldn't find body double's body and couldn't be reborn, so she was very sad. He thinks this female ghost is also quite pitiful. He said it was a good idea. We work together. You are a ghost. You know better than I do which one is in trouble. I know martial arts. We will save lives, and our merits have been exhausted. You can be reborn, and I can make it up to you. Female the ghost also agreed, no longer to harm people.
Well, these two-one is the Monkey King's apprentice and fugitive, and the other is a female ghost. Let's work together. I have done many good things since 1956.
One day, the female ghost knelt down to him. The Monkey King's apprentice was surprised and said,' Yo? What happened? "Here we go again."
No, I thank you. I have followed you and done a lot of merits in recent years. Now the prince has informed me that I can be reborn directly, without looking for a double body. The female ghost also told him where to reincarnate, and it was a boy, and went to see him in a hundred days.
He said,' Good! Congratulations! However, after you left, no one asked me for information. "The two exchanged treasures and then said goodbye.
However, the female ghost went out and came back. Why? Anything else? '
I forgot to tell you a spell, and then you helped me with my merits. If someone is angry, sad and wants to drown, hang himself or commit suicide, the ghost will follow and tell him that as long as he says this spell, he will be fine. "
What spell? '
The universe is clear. Come and go, free. If you want to live, don't look for body double. "
This spell is clever! I met several people who told me that I was bored and wanted to commit suicide. I told him to read it quickly. Hey! Very clever! I'll be fine after reading it. Sometimes I see this person's eyes are wrong, so I tell him this story. Of course he knows. Because sometimes things are unclear, the more you persuade him not to commit suicide, the more he will die for you to see. That's terrible. Tell him this story, go back and think about it, and the suicidal mentality will be removed. Go back and tell this story and do merit for that female ghost.
—— Excerpted from South Jue Yuan Jinglue.
In addition, you can think about problems from multiple angles, and don't blindly delve into dead ends. I hope you can make good use of your rare popularity to practice-
"Trees move to death and people move to life."
Buffett's story: trees move the dead and people move life.
When Buffett 12 years old, his father ran for Congress and his family moved to Washington. Buffett Jr. said: This is a relief. I don't have to do manual work as a porter anymore.
In the summer vacation, he went to chevy chase Golf Club as a caddy. The main job is to carry the ball bag for the guests, and carry a bag of clubs to the next hole dozens or even hundreds of meters away after playing a hole. I didn't expect this to be a manual job. Because the club heads are all metal, and different holes and different balls are played with different clubs, it is still very heavy to carry several clubs at the same time. Little Buffett, a thin man, has been carrying a big stick all day, and his shoulders are covered with blood. When I came home, my mother saw it and felt distressed. So I sewed a towel under my son's shirt shoulder, which was lighter. Some guests, especially female guests, looked at such a small guy carrying a big and heavy bag, panting with fatigue and grinning with pain. It's pathetic. They just carry it themselves. But little Buffett earned much less tips. I didn't make much money carrying bags all summer, but I learned that lesson again: I'm really not suitable for manual labor.
Dad later had an idea: you deliver the newspaper. When I was your age in junior high school, I delivered newspapers every day. Later, when I was in college, Dad, I was the editor-in-chief of the school newspaper. Later, I recruited your mother as a reporter and gave birth to your three brothers and sisters.
Mom said: Hum! My family is a newspaper family. Your grandfather ran a newspaper that year. I have helped your grandfather run a newspaper since I was five years old. I am proficient in typesetting and printing. Son, I think delivering newspapers suits you. Don't worry. Mom fully supports you.
So 12-year-old Buffett began to deliver newspapers in the Spring Valley community near his home.
In the first year, there were three newspaper delivery routes, one was Washington Post, and the other two were pioneers of the times.
Most Americans live in single-family houses, and the subscribers are not all close and scattered. Three lines together, the road is quite long.
Buffett has to get up at 4 o'clock every morning. Every day, even at Christmas, he delivers newspapers. His family can't start celebrating until he comes back. Buffett is sick with a cold and fever. His mother delivers newspapers for him, but the money he earns still belongs to him. There are several piggy banks in his room, which are full of coins. Large bills are put in drawers and packed in small boxes. Nobody moves, not even my mother. Everyone knows that Buffett loves money as much as his life and counts it several times every night. If anyone takes a penny from him, he is eager to fight you hard.
Later, Buffett added a route to send the evening star in the afternoon. The Star Evening News is the biggest selling evening newspaper in Washington. After school in the afternoon, Buffett galloped along the street by bike and came to a yard. The car stopped and people didn't get off. He grabbed a newspaper from the front basket, rolled it into a roll and threw it on the lawn in the yard. You have to stuff it into the mailbox on rainy days. When he approached the last house, he rode his bike very carefully, because there was a tall, big and fierce dog in that house.
Maybe it's the inheritance that both parents have run newspapers. The better Buffett delivers, the more he likes to deliver newspapers. Delivering newspapers is neither as tiring as carrying a golf bag, nor as busy as working in grandpa's shop, and no one is in charge of you all the time. Working alone, I can still think while riding a bike.
From grocery boy to feed warehouse porter, to golf caddy, to newsboy, Buffett finally found a job that he could do and enjoyed.
If the tree dies and people move to work, money and happiness may increase a lot.
2. Everything is illusory.
What do you mean? People are born to eat, drink, wear and have a good reputation, but when we face death, what's the point? There is no despair in life, because you will despair sooner or later.
Look at everything from another angle! I want to know how everything came from, how it existed and where it went.
This is much more interesting than all appearances.
Even the universe won't live long, what can you despair of?
Excluding external factors, the sun still has a life span of 5 billion years. At that time, the earth will be destroyed, the world will end, and all human civilizations will disappear in an instant. The good, the bad, the living, the happy and the sad are all gone, and everything that once existed is gone.
4. It's hard to be confused, just be happy.
There is only one kind of heroism in the world, and that is to love life after recognizing the truth of life.
6. Human feelings are as thin as paper, and things are as new as chess.
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