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How are all the chickens around you?
I was born on September 9, 8 1 year. Alas, it's a long story! I think I live to pay my debts. I don't know how many crimes I committed in my last life, and I need to pay with a feather in my life. Forget your own suffering, but suffer with your children. This is the most heartbreaking.
My husband, 1969 chicken, is honest and diligent, and has no ambition all his life. He just wants to live a plain life ... there are not many bad habits, only a few cigarettes secretly (he was bullied and quit before, and recently I found him hiding in other places to smoke); A little vain and boastful; Hard-working employees in public institutions have average wages; Filial piety, love for daughter, afraid of two suites and one car at home (one of which is still in mortgage); I have a daughter who is about to graduate from college and a "bitch" wife, that's all.
/kloc-committed Tai Sui in 0/8 years, and rushed Tai Sui in 0/9 years. Twenty years later, I thought I would celebrate the Year of Quan Yi, but I met COVID-19. This year, I broke my old age again. I feel 8 1 it's too difficult to be a chicken. It's good to be alive. Lu Ran 8 1 year-old Liu Mu Chicken has had a hard time these years, but I still wish myself that I can break the waves in the future and be a chicken.
A chicken retired for more than three years, born in 57 years, has nothing to rely on all his life. He works hard, treats people kindly, is independent, smart, has passed many exams, has excellent studies, a successful career, a harmonious family and a carefree and economical life. He is an ambitious man.
I am an 8 1 year-old chicken. I think I've been lucky since I was a child. Someone always helps me when it's critical. Although there is no one to rely on, I have lived on my own all the way. Chicken people are strong, face-saving and indomitable, but their self-discipline and self-improvement are doomed to a better life!
My mother is a chicken and has been miserable all her life.
A person's fate is fixed from the moment of birth, which is very consistent with her.
My mother was born in a backward village in Yunnan, and she has many brothers and sisters. My grandmother gave birth to 1 1 and raised eight. My mother is the penultimate, and there is a younger brother under her, that is, my little uncle. Son preference and poverty didn't let her go to school, so she can't study now. I haven't learned menstruation for five times. Only my grandmother's favorite fourth aunt has been to school, but she doesn't like reading, so she can't read. Other menstruation and my mother basically have no chance to go to school. But other menstruation is well married.
At the age of 9, my mother began to earn work points with the production team. My uncle basically has the opportunity to study, but his grades are not very good. My little uncle gets good grades, but he can't get past the age of marriage. Because of this little uncle, my mother was beaten by the family next door, and my father stood by. That house is not far from my home, because my little uncle fell in love with his daughter, and later she was going to get married. As a result, the woman broke her word and her uncle committed suicide by drinking pesticides. Later, my mother was badly beaten by their family, and I don't know the specific reasons. At that time, when I was young, I only saw their family beating my mother around, and my father watched silently and didn't pull my legs.
My mother married my father at the age of 23. She was forced to marry my father by my grandma and grandpa. She gave birth to me at 24. A year after giving birth to me, she was pregnant for six months. My grandfather said that her stomach looked like a girl and asked my father to take my mother to the hospital. As a result, she was induced into a boy. Later, she was pregnant with a third child. As a result, she was born a woman. She was sent to the mountains by my father and starved to death. It took me more than a year to give birth. As far as giving birth to a child is concerned, she suffered four times, and no one served her four months. My grandmother was in poor health and sent some eggs to my mother for confinement. She was even stolen by my grandmother. My mother said that my grandmother stole eggs, so my grandmother asked my sisters to come over and beat my mother together. My father watched, but she didn't make any noise, contribute or stop the fight.
Now when it comes to getting married, I got a certificate and went to the provincial capital for two days before I got married. After three days of marriage, I came home, but I didn't get any. I gave my mother the land I deserved, and I also gave my mother some land. Nominally, all the land was given to my mother, which means that my mother has to pay public grain to all the land and population of my grandfather's family, so I didn't eat for the first three years, and I paid public grain to grow rice. Later, if you don't pay public grain, you won't have your own rice. Furniture is just a cabinet, with clothes on both sides and a TV cabinet in the middle. At that time, my little uncle used radio and black-and-white TV for my mother at home. Two bowls and two pairs of chopsticks. My grandfather and my family live separately, but when installing the electric meter, my mother pays for my grandfather's household appliances. At that time, rural families had to install antennas when watching TV. At that time, two families also installed one, because my father listened to my grandfather, who asked me to install it, and my mother paid for the antenna. My mother scolds my father for it every day.
Let's talk about my dad My father is lazy and very timid. He dare not say no to the outside world. They are all laughing. The village recognized as a nice guy, who doesn't blush with anyone, is also very diligent in helping others' families. He builds houses, repairs furniture with wood and paints walls. Whoever has a job can run fast, no matter whether he has money or not, he is also a good cook. But when I went to my house, I was very lazy, lying at home reading novels all day. My mother and I basically farm at home. When I was five years old, I started working with my mother behind my brother's back. At that time, my brother was over one year old and I was five years old. Later, when my brother was able to walk, I didn't have to carry it. I am responsible for watching him every day. I followed him there and brought him back when he was far away. At the age of six or seven, I began to take my brother to herd cattle. My mother works in the field, and I herd cattle by the field. I go to primary school on weekends in winter and summer vacations, and work in the fields with my mother during busy agricultural holidays. Sometimes I go alone, sometimes my father takes me, I work, and my father sleeps in the shade. My mother often scolds my father because he is too lazy. My mother scolded my father, and when my father hit my mother the hardest, he fainted. My dad went to find someone to buy a coffin from him and buried my mother. The man scolded my father and threw a pot of cold water to wake my mother up. If that man doesn't splash water, my father may bury my mother, and my grandparents won't do anything to my father, because they never do it again and again. What a violent family. My mother passed 18. When I was a child, I was afraid that my mother would be killed by my father. When I was in primary school, I would think that I would cry. At that time, I wanted them to divorce. My mother went to work in the city to support herself, but she didn't divorce, saying that she couldn't bear to part with my brother because my brother wanted to talk to my father because of the divorce. 18 years later, they still divorced.
Because of the divorce, some villagers began to work in Guangdong to prevent them from fighting. In order to make my mother live a better life, with my encouragement, I want to make a fair contribution to support my family. In this way, my mother will be exhausted. My mother and my father will go to work in Guangdong. In the first month, Guangdong will wash powder, and dad will sleep. My mother can wash powder, and her monthly salary is 3500. Two parents-in-law made washing powder for five or six thousand and one month. Because my mother can't read, my father pocketed the money after checking out. As a result, the money disappeared the next day and the two men had a fight. When I called back, I felt unfair and didn't achieve the purpose of my work. After I resigned, I told my mother that if I entered the electronics factory, my salary would be less, at least I would go to work. There are four or five thousand for two people Not less than powder washing, and then he entered the electronics factory twice, and his work was much easier and the time was longer. It was okay for the first six months. Half a year later, my father began to doze off at work. It is dangerous for a man to turn on the phone and the person who turns it on to doze off. Even if the factory is afraid, change jobs. And I often doze off. During the day, I sometimes sleep on the grass in the factory aboveboard, and go to work for two days for three days, because this is also a fight every day. Once, my mother was badly beaten. A Sichuan man saw her lying on a stool by the side of the road and sent her to the infirmary. The wife of that Sichuan man died. Later, after a complete divorce, my mother lived with the Sichuan man and continued to work in Guangdong, while my father returned to his hometown village after the divorce. I don't know what he does. I heard that he keeps several cows. The house in my hometown was demolished, and I don't know how much it cost. My father has them all. Two years ago, my brother took 1.5 million yuan to engage in pyramid schemes. I don't know if there are any more now.
My mom and dad, farming in the countryside to earn some money, didn't save, also didn't build any house, because earning Qian Qian every year is always a little unexpected. My dad drove the cow to fetch water and died. Finally, he recovered. My uncle drove the cow to fetch water and died. At that time, a cow was harvested for almost two years, and then it finally recovered. My father spent his stomach bleeding in the hospital. Then I went out to work. I finally saved some. It took my brother 200,000 yuan to get sick, and it took several years to pay it off. I dare not ask her for living expenses at school, and my father doesn't care whether he eats or not. My brother's illness was finally cured and his money was paid off. My mother saved another 70 thousand or 80 thousand My brother went to MLM again, and my mother gave it to my brother. Now my mother is still working to make money and help my brother pay back the online loan of pyramid schemes. My mother is almost 7788 to my brother, which adds up to about 400 thousand, but it adds up to about 50 thousand
Maybe many people will think that I should be nicer to my mother. I always thought so. I can understand her preference for boys as a child, because she will be raised by my brother in the future, and all I can do is to help her do more work. Because I don't help her, I want to do it myself, but I haven't changed her attitude towards me, and I haven't asked her to be friendly to me. I've always been grateful to her. After I graduated from primary school, my father stopped me from studying. If it weren't for her, I might not have gone to junior high school. I was admitted to a good junior high school, and his face lit up, so I went to high school smoothly. My father left me alone after my brother went to Guangdong to work in high school. I asked him for living expenses, but he wouldn't give it to me. I was sad for a long time. Although I have always known that fathers prefer sons to daughters, it is cruel to accept this fact. Later, I only took a junior college exam, and my mother didn't want me to study. My grandmother and I are both. At my insistence, my mother still gave me 1 10,000, plus the living expenses she gave me in high school, which almost saved 1.8 million. I took 10 thousand yuan to go to school and paid the fee, and I still have some money left. Later, my brother became ill in the second half of the year, and I transferred 5000 yuan to my mother. I know she's in trouble. I know my brother is her lifeblood, and I'm just the product of my sex. In my sophomore year, my mother and my stepfather gave me 8,000 yuan to pay my tuition. Dare not call for living expenses during college. Working in a factory in winter and summer vacation costs 8 yuan an hour. And I was eaten by an intermediary. But it's also higher than serving food in a hotel, only 7 yuan an hour, but I can only make a living from it. I didn't tell my mother about it, because she didn't care about me at all, just like she called my brother to ask if he had any living expenses, but she never asked me. Maybe she thinks I can stand the northwest wind. I finally graduated. At first, it was only 2800 per month. She said my salary was not as high as hers. She asked me to quit my job and go to work with her. At that time, it was 4,000 yuan a month, so I could save 3,800 yuan for my brother and spend it on 200 yuan myself. I said I'm not going. She asked me to save 2500 yuan every month to buy a house for my brother. I didn't listen to her, but I felt bad too. Later, the salary rose to more than 5 thousand a month, and at the end of the year, the double salary and bonus were 10 thousand, which was 60 thousand to 70 thousand a year I only told her that it was only 3 thousand a month. She may think there is no hope of saving money from me, so she began to play the idea of bride price. The bride price in my hometown is several thousand yuan, but there are many people in the factory. The bride price in Jiangxi, Henan Province is extremely high, so people who work in the factory chat when they have nothing to do. A fellow villager in her factory married a bride price of 250,000 yuan in Jiangxi. I didn't know any Jiangxi men she met there, so she asked me for a blind date. Almost a man came, and I stood up to her. I hacked her phone, so I won't go if I can't see her. I will visit her during the New Year. She can drag me to a blind date. Looking for men everywhere with my high school photos. Later, I didn't go to see her during the Chinese New Year and stayed in the dormitory to eat instant noodles. I didn't know how they got online until I had a cousin who got married in Sichuan. My cousin was cooking for my husband at the construction site. Cousin told my mother that giving my mother a bride price of 200 thousand would make my brother and my husband hundreds of thousands a year, and my mother would cook for him 70 thousand or 80 thousand That's good. When my mother told me, I refused. Then she cried and complained to me. After so many years, she said that she was almost 50 years old and didn't want to go to work in the factory. She is too tired to work in the factory for more than ten hours. She asked me to marry my husband and have a baby. She helps me look after the baby, and it's almost time for her to retire. My brother left her. She divorced my father who was with him. As soon as I heard it, the requirements were not very high, and then I got married. I'm going to have a baby. When I asked her to resign, she said she would save money to buy a house and a car for my brother. I was so angry that I wanted to break up with her Later, about 40 days after I gave birth to my baby, my brother began to engage in pyramid schemes. She came and pulled me over and asked me to take my husband and carry 200 thousand to my brother's home. I was angry at that time, and then she scolded me. When she left, she said to take the baby with her, and I followed. I said, you can take it. I don't want it anyway. I wanted to give it to you then. Then she went back to her hometown to ask her relatives to borrow money and scolded me for not lending it, saying that I told my relatives not to lend it to her and that she was engaged in pyramid schemes, which was extremely ugly. Then I hacked her again. It's been two years, and I haven't let her out. I called her the other day and asked her why. She said she would save money for my brother and pay back the online loan. I bought her moon cakes from my hometown online, and I remember that she likes them.
This is my real mother. My mother who makes me feel sorry and hateful is a chicken.
She often tells me that chickens are hard luck.
I think she was born with a destiny. Not because she is a chicken, but because she was born in such a family. If her parents treat her better and find her a good family, it may be different. If she was beaten by her husband's family for the first time and her parents helped her waist once, she might not have been beaten so many times. If she divorced and remarried when I was young, it might be different. Her attitude towards me may be the best in her opinion, because it is much better than his parents, but I am desperate. Rome was not built in a day. Maybe my pattern is small, but I don't feel much maternal love.
8 1 chickens are pomegranate trees, smart and capable, and have a straightforward temper. In fact, what I want to say is that no matter what kind of animal, as long as it is hardworking and capable, it can live a good life.
I am a chicken in' 69. I have worked hard and been busy all my life. My previous frugal lifestyle has completely changed now. I don't have to work after retirement. My wife is still at work and my daughter is a civil servant. Now go home every day to see what is missing in the refrigerator and buy it back. I'm particularly worried about us. I am very satisfied now and live the life I want.
My father is a chicken. He was born in February 1957. I don't think he is good at cooking chicken. It was rough all the way, he paid his whole life and ended up with nothing!
Every time I go home, my family says that your father is a poor man. Take good care of him, especially after this illness.
According to the older generation, my dad didn't take on the responsibility of the family until he was 16 years old, because my grandfather fell ill and died early, leaving three unmarried aunts, my dad and a grandmother, but grandma was not the kind of woman who took care of the family. Every time my dad comes back to earn money, she will take it away to buy food and drink, instead of buying it. I don't know why I don't like my dad. My dad said he grew up with his wife. So grandma left this house later and went to find a man.
I was already there at that time, and it was the time when I needed someone to take care of me. I remember my grandmother tricked me into the door and told me that she was going out and told me to wait at the door, so I stood until my father came back at night. At that time, my dad held me in his arms and cried, and found that all the valuable things in the house had been taken away. This time, my mother abandoned him again!
As for the aunts, I heard from the older generation that my father sent them to get married one after another, and the dowry was paid by my father. At that time, everyone in the village gave his father a thumbs up.
Maybe you'll wonder. Where is my mother? It's sad to say, my mother didn't sit well the second month after giving birth to me, leaving the root of the disease, and later left us because of illness. My dad was beaten like this again.
Then it was just the two of us, and it was bumpy all the way. My father raised me as a father and a mother. I also looked for my stepmother, but I haven't been together for various reasons. ) Then I grew up and got married.
I thought I would have a good life, too, but I was at a loss about menstruation, and finally I was ungrateful! I often advise him not to care so much and just live your life well, but he just can't let go. He thinks he is their big brother and should make decisions and worry for them! He also often says that he is worried about his life and works hard!
Indeed, my father can't be idle, and he is full of energy when he has a job. If he is idle for two days, it hurts here and there. I wonder if people who are chickens are like this? My father is still a little suspicious and often makes wild guesses. Is this also related to the zodiac?
When I reach retirement age, I just want him to get some pension and have a good rest. Why do I feel that his construction unit disappeared as early as 20 years ago (at that time, my father worked in the unit for more than ten years), and now I go to the department and people don't admit it. I didn't get my pension, and I got sick.
You can see from my dad that people who are chickens are so strong and suspicious! Emotional intelligence is low, but also love to worry. But heavy feelings, responsibility is also very heavy!
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