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Talk about 221 classic earthy love stories

1. Never leave! You are mine ... and I am yours.

2. The happiest moment for a person is to find someone who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

3. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like someone.

4. What I fear most is not that two people who love each other hurt each other, but that two people who have loved each other for a long time suddenly separated.

5. I like to find your feelings at any time.

6. I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

7. Don't wait for love to be lost before you know how to cherish it. Distance is not a problem.

8. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

9. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything else.

11. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer, and you have me all the year round.

12. I want to stay and live with you, share some hardships and enjoy happiness.

13, love, not a lifetime without quarreling, but quarreling, can last a lifetime.

14. Love is not a vigorous oath, but a dull companionship.

15. I wish I could accompany you through every walk and see every scenery. Classic love stories

1. For you, Qian Qian has been bruised all over the world, but he will not hesitate. Perhaps this is life, and life is not just about doing worthwhile things

2. My world only has you, so I give you overbearing and willful possessiveness, give you cautious humility, give you uneasy and fearful eyes, and.

3. I want to dress up as a courier girl, so I can go downstairs and say, hello, sir, please go downstairs and get married when your baby arrives.

4. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

5. The person I admire most is you, because you have my love, and you can be so ungrateful.

6. I am willing to wander around you, be a wild ghost for seven days and follow you. Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.

7. I like you at the top of my heart. When others get close, I am full of jealousy and feel wronged to cry.

8. Liking you probably means that you are always ready to risk your life and get away with it.

9. You are my first pleasure, my eyes, my gentle destination, and the reason why my mouth is lifted.

1. What's it like to like you? Sometimes you have to cry for a long time, and sometimes it's too hard to like you because you fly happily. Tell all the earthy love stories to the object

Tell all the earthy love stories to the object

1. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So this is called oysters like mud

2. There is something on your face. What is it? Kind of beautiful.

3. I wish I could grow old together with you if I am not careful, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you as the ending.

4. I never envied anyone when you were with me.

5. please remember that when I look for you, I miss you explosively, and when I don't look for you, I just miss you.

6. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like% of me.

7. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words!

8. If you don't want to be in a different place, I'll level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I'll set foot in Wan Li for you.

9. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can protect you secretly"

1. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you strike a chord with me?"

11. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs, so that it can be closest to my heart.

12. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

13. I am as sure as a gun. Why? Without a kiss.

14. I want to share a room with you for three meals and four seasons

15. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

16. "You know what? We both went too far. You are too beautiful and I am too fascinated. 17. Why do you have stars in your eyes? 18. I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

19. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yes, "take me home if you want"

2. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!" Tell all the earth-flavored love stories to the object. Part II

21. Childhood friends are not you, seed of love is not you, I only hope that the long-flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the white head is also you.

22. "What do you bake first when you have a barbecue?" Barbecue first. I'll consider you first. "

23. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I am happy at first sight, but I miss you for a long time.

24. It was the most beautiful encounter in my life to hit it off with you at first sight. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

25. "Are you very good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you hold my heart?"

26. "How can I relieve my worries? Only violence …"? Huh? " "... hug you"

27. "I have a super power. Guess what it is" "What?" "I like you very much"

28. You are the joy of youth, and so is the reverse.

29. I don't know what to drink when it's winter.

3. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

31. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "The day with you, the day with me, the day when you and I become us"

32. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness

33. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry him."

34. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

35. what is "there is a way to save electricity for mobile phones"? "By your side"

36. "The sun appears for an average of 12 hours a day. Do you know why it is so long?" I don't know "because I want us to have love for a long time"

37. I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's chat.

38. I like you so much, from the south to the north, from the old to the barren.

39. Feel the fabric of my dress, and see if it is your girlfriend's material.

4. I like the feeling of being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics together, but that I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk. Tell all the earthy love stories to the object. Part III

41. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I'm tailor-made for you.

42. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take care of you.

43. "Inside your heart"

44. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I'm chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world "

45. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, more than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.

46. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

47. What time is it? (12 o'clock) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

48. "I want to go somewhere" "Where" and "Go to your heart"

49. "I count on my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am a charming man, and you are charming."

5. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster and I can't breathe every time I see you?"

51. "Can you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

52. I was born stubborn, and I have a clear distinction between love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different opinions.

53. You are a cute boy and I am cute

54. It's good to meet you when you see the world.

55. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

56. "What's your material?" Pure cotton is "no, I think it's girlfriend material"

57. When I met you, I haven't eaten sugar. Why are you too sweet?

58. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

59. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

6. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't say anything?" "Then why is your voice all over my head?" A comprehensive collection of earthy love stories

Here comes a collection of earthy love stories. You can try to tell male tickets and female tickets how they react. Sweet love needs earthy love stories.

A Complete Collection of Earthy Love Stories:

-1-

I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks

but I can't help thinking about you

-2-

Do you know any plastic surgery hospitals that are better?

I want to give you my whole heart

-3-

Do you know? We both went too far.

How?

You are too beautiful and I am too crazy.

-4-

I drink sugar-free. Do you know what sugar is suitable for you? Slight sugar? No, it's my chest

-5-

I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how can I always miss you ~!

-6-

The firecrackers rang again on the 3th night, but I didn't think as much as you did.

-7-

I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do. What? Won't leave you.

-8-

If people have tails, it's a little embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail.

-9-

You must have hung up. Otherwise, how could you be a perfect score in my heart?

-1-

My hand was cut, so go and cut it, too, so we will be a couple.

-11-

Time is the medium, and youth is the employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

-12-

Guess where my heart is?

left?

wrong, which side are you on?

-13-

I always drink sugar-free. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you?

Slight sugar bar

No, it's my chest

-14-

There's a rumor recently that I like you

I want to clarify

That's not a rumor

-15-

Guess what constellation I am

Gemini?

Wrong, I made it for you.

-16-

Did there just be an earthquake?

No.

Then why did I see you and my heart was shocked?

-17-

Do you know what my shortcomings are?

It's a disadvantage. You

-18-

Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?

Your Forever

-19-

Are you nearsighted? Not nearsighted. Then why can't you see that I like you?

-2-

Why are you so overbearing?

What?

You dominate my whole heart

-21-

Do you know what day it was yesterday?

what day?

it's the day when I love you

-22-

I love you, and I love you.

The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart

-25-

There are 3, floating worlds, and I love three days, the sun, the moon and Qing, and the sun is in the morning, the moon is at dusk, and Qing is in the morning and evening.

-26-

childhood friends are not you, and seed of love is not you. I only hope that the long-lasting water will be you, the daily necessities will be you, and Whitehead will be you.

-27-

Do you know the difference between you and the stars?

The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart

-28-

Let's eat the whole family bucket

So we are a family

-29-

Guess what uniform I like

Being subdued by you

-3-

I know three people who like you

-32-

I don't have to feel sorry for others, but you are not others. You are my girl.

-33-

I'm sure I only need a kiss from you.

-34-

I still want to like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

-35-<

That's my heart burning for you

-37-

You must have hung up

Otherwise, how could you be a perfect score in my heart

-38-