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The weather is hot and cold.

First of all, talk about the humor of cold weather.

1. Cold weather causes illness, and chilling is fatal.

It's cold, only a coat, no hugs.

When I met you, I felt it was getting warmer and warmer in winter.

I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.

7. I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

8. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

9. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

10. I plan to meet you in a sunny winter

1 1. It's too cold. If anything happens, hide under the covers and tell me.

12. Remember to wear more clothes in cold weather, and one can have a good view.

13. It's too cold to give you a hug, and I don't want you to take medicine.

14. I am the most rogue in winter and always like to freeze my hands and feet.

15. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

16. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

17. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

18. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold to move and the machine is stuck.

19. It's very cold. If you have an object, hold it, and if you don't, add clothes.

20. Be nice to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

Second, the weather is hot and cold.

1. It's cold, so you should put on more clothes and don't freeze my whole world.

It's cold, he won't give you a hug, you can only add your own coat.

I really envy those people with short legs. In cold weather, quilts can at least cover their feet.

It's cold, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

5. There is yearning for autumn water, but also indifference to forgetting to wear long pants.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

7. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

8. What makes you put your cold hand on his back in cold weather is absolutely true love.

9. The weather is very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

10. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

1 1. Cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

12. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

13. On such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to full of ice and ice!

14. Put an extra coat on yourself in cold weather, and don't expect someone to give you a hug.

15. When it is cold, we should earn more money, because clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.

16. It's very cold. Take care of yourself. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug.

17. It's very cold. A daughter-in-law holds her daughter-in-law, and a husband holds her husband. If you don't have a date, wear more.

18. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

19. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like streaking.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.