Boyfriend's humorous message sentences (selected 5 1 sentence)

I licked my finger and cried.

I can stand up straight only if you don't want a gift first.

Let me see your gentle fangs.

5, with a grain of salt, temper is the sea.

6. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.

7. Memories are deposited in the traces of years.

8. In rhetoric, the way you speak is called La.

9. Everyone's first screen name is an idiot.

10, it's okay to step on my foot, don't step on my shoes!

You are a bag that can only be used to hold pens.

12, when you are sad, kneel down and hug yourself.

13, love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

14, the doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

15, I am mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

16, the weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

Work is very interesting! Especially reading other people's works.

18, happiness is the same, there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

19, there is always an eventful man behind a failed woman.

20. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

2 1, you asked me if I had any religious beliefs, and I said, does narcissism count?

22. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

23. Leave a message for your boyfriend. Doby boyfriend might as well use some humorous sentences.

You have the right to remain silent, but we will shut you up soon.

If you wake up at night, don't forget to tuck your roommate in.

26. I like you. It's none of your business. You like me if you can.

27, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out and be idle every day.

28. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm.

29, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not stay.

If you don't get married in the future, I will quietly become the old king next door.

3 1, I want to make a download software called Muer. Because thunder is better than covering your ears.

32. All the bad emotions come from exams, getting fat, having no partner and having no money.

33. When summer comes, I know that it is really not a matter of keeping cool.

34. Although he came to An, he was gentle and neat, and he couldn't see the style of the Qin figurines at all.

God, please let me grow another five centimeters. I'm willing to lose ten catties in exchange.

36. It is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, all three will feel like light bulbs.

37. The face is something outside the body. You can live without it. Money is a necessity, you must have it.

38. I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online and I am alive. Why don't you die?

39. Many people in school dress so dangerously, but they look safe!

40. My ex-boyfriend texted me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

4 1, many teachers asked me what kind of person I want to be in the future, and I thought, can't I stay original?

42. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

Now you scold me because you don't know me. When you know me in the future, you will hit me.

44. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.

45. It is not easy to cheat if you are good-looking. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I am often found.

46. The second row of letters on the keyboard means to cry after falling in love with each other. On the other hand, it is love to open chrysanthemums to attack and defend.

47. Hearing a foreigner talk on the subway doesn't love me at all! You just study English with me!

48. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

49. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for such a long time, and you have grown so big.

50. Confucius' father gave birth to Confucius quickly, while Confucius' mother was. It seems that while waiting, we have to find a girl to have a Confucius.

5 1, all love that does not aim at marriage is a dirty hooligan, and all love that aims at marriage is an upper-class hooligan.