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Message to Xueba after graduating from junior high school

1. Heaven descended on Sri Lanka. You must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, in order to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth page, the senior is reading the eighth page, and I am reading the catalogue.

3. Knowing the results of the bully show, show love.

You see the thin man clamoring for losing weight and complaining that he failed the exam again. The local tyrant frowned and cried and said that the poor goddess sent Weibo Singles Day is another one.

5. Xueba exam doesn't go through the brain, because the cerebral cortex has already learned very well. You don't have to go through the brain to take the exam, because it is directly obtained.

6. Look at the thin man clamoring for losing weight and complaining that he failed the exam again. The local tyrant frowned and cried that the poor goddess sent Weibo Singles Day. Living alone is too hypocritical.

7. [The schoolmasters are all about the same, so don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam. ]

8. Xueba said that I failed this course, which means that he didn't get an A, and Xuezha said that I failed this course, which means that he failed!

9. Have any seniors sent me an answer ~ I thank your whole family ~

10. After passing the exam, scum asked Xueba how to do the last question. Xueba said I made a mistake! After the results come out, learn to bully and learn to be scum! Damn it! !

1 1. [Prayer: Xueba helps me take the exam. ]

12. [I hope that Xueba will accompany me in the morning and evening and take me to study and brush thousands of questions]

13. You only remember how promising your dream of learning hegemony is, but forget that the person I love has always been you.

14. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter and I am still reading the catalogue.

15. Xueba blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba. . .

16. [I have heard that the most beloved reason for wanting to be a schoolmaster is probably: I don't want her to ask others questions. ]

17. I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

18. I want to be a master and teach me math and physics.

19. Xueba blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba. . .

20. Tomorrow is the son of Xiuen Ai Xueba's dazzling achievements.

2 1. [Two scholars, two scholars, the college entrance examination, one without a name and one without an answer sheet, so happy]

22. There are only three things I can do in my school life, that is, look at my academic performance, show my love and show off my wealth.

23. What I hate most this week is not the results of Xiuen Ai and Xueba Show. But those who show their achievements and love ~ ~ ~ understand, spend it away.

24. Xueba, you know everything. Why do you pretend to be a water turtle?

25. Combined with academic performance, Xiu En 'ai shows off his wealth: he just passed the exam and his wife is full. Alas, I lost to her another local gold!

26. After the mid-term exam, the schoolmasters said, "I'm finished!" We said, "Shit, it's over!"

27. Next week, it will be a dazzling achievement of Xiuen Ai.

28. I have heard that the most loving reason for wanting to be a schoolmaster is probably: I don't want her to ask other people questions.

29. [Niu Yi; I am not a good person. I am not a bully. I can't talk about people's love stories I am not rich. People who love me will naturally accept me! ]

30. This week is another week for Xiu En 'ai to show off her achievements.

3 1. I finally found the two most liars in the world. 1. Local tyrant: Alas, I really have no money. The second is Xueba: Oh, I'm really blind on this question.

32. Next week will be a dazzling achievement for Xiuen Ai.

Doing nothing at school can only do one thing tragically:. Watch the results of Xueba Show; See show love; See local tyrants show off their wealth;

34. Would you please control these scum? Please don't keep yelling when the teacher is commenting. How can we learn when the teacher doesn't talk?

35. There are only three things I can do in my school life: look at my academic performance, show my love, and show off my wealth and local tyrants.

36. What's the result of showing off wealth together with Xueba Xiu, Xiuen Ai and local tyrants? I just passed this exam, and my daughter-in-law got full marks. Alas, she lost to another local gold.

37. Young man, you are neither a schoolmaster nor a lover. Let me ask you, did you feed your youth to the dog? ! (ignition)

38. Xueba, don't hang around in front of me. If I am unhappy, I will beat you with strength and speed that you can't calculate.

39. The most terrible thing in school is not to watch the results of the show, not to show love, and not to show off the rich and local tyrants. The most terrible thing is to watch Xueba show love and show off the achievements of local tyrants.

40. You don't know how hard I want to be the principal with you. That's a real pity.

4 1. Two seniors, two seniors, the college entrance examination, one without a name and one without an answer sheet, so happy.

42. On this day, you saw the thin man clamoring for losing weight, the schoolmaster complained that he had failed the exam again, the local tyrant frowned and cried poor, and the goddess in Weibo said that Singles Day was coming again.

43. Next week will be the son of Xiuen Ai's dazzling achievements.

44. Next week will be a dazzling achievement for Xiuen Ai. ...

45. Next week, Xueba dares to say that his brother who did badly in the exam will beat him together.

46. Tomorrow is another time for lovers to show off their love and achievements.

47. Now the schoolmasters are showing off their achievements.

48. 【 The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba 】

49. Xueba blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba. .

50. Prison Sand: If we learn from tyrants, can't we learn from scum?

5 1. I have heard that the most beloved reason for wanting to be a schoolmaster is probably: I don't want her to ask others questions.

52. The treatment of schoolmasters and scum is underground.

53. I clicked the mobile phone four times to play games, and the monitor clicked the mobile phone four times to do homework. This is the difference between a school scum and a school bully! ! !

54. Long hair and waist are not hot, and learning to bully is on fire.

55. He is a headmaster. I am a scum. If you think we will be together, send a flower. If we don't feel together, give me an egg.

56. People who want to be schoolmasters often don't know how to write the word "schoolmaster". . . . .

57. Xueba blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

58. I am the deskmate of Xueba.

59. There are only three things I can do in my life at school, watching performance shows, watching love shows and watching local tyrants show off their wealth ~

60. Next week will be a dazzling achievement for Xiuen Ai.

6 1. Xueba, we scum are not without self-esteem. Please find a schoolmaster who is better than you when showing off. We can't afford it.

62. Xueba said, actually, I don't want to learn. . . It feels a little dull

63. Scums are friends, bullies are dogs. Just order a flower if you agree.

64. [The schoolmasters almost understood. Don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam]

65. Tomorrow is the son of Xiuen Ai Xueba's dazzling achievements.

66. Two principals ... Two principals ... answered quickly ... one forgot to write ... one left a question ... very happy ... so happy. ..

67. I am neutral if I am not scum.

68. Doing nothing at school can only do one thing tragically:. Watch the results of Xueba Show; See show love; See local tyrants show off their wealth;

69. I have heard that the most loving reason for wanting to be a schoolmaster is probably: I don't want her to ask other people questions.

70. The only two things I can do in high school life are watching the results of Xueba Show and showing love.

7 1. You are a scum, and you will never be a bully.

72. I have heard that the most loving reason for wanting to be a schoolmaster is probably: I don't want her to ask other people questions.

73. The teacher is in the first chapter. Xueba is reading a chapter. I'm looking at the catalogue.

74. This is just an ordinary Monday. No owner. No, only the result of failing that subject.

75. As a result, Nima dared not ask Xueba how to learn.

76. Next week will be a dazzling achievement for Xiuen Ai.

77. The most terrible thing in school is not to watch the results of Xueba show, show love and show off wealth and local tyrants, but to watch Xueba show love and show off wealth and local tyrants.

78. Happy Sun, learning results = =

79. Why are there hundreds of millions of scum in China because there are no handsome schoolmasters in the school?

80. The most terrible thing in school is not to watch the results of the show, not to show love, and not to show off the rich and local tyrants. The most terrible thing is to watch Xueba show love and show off the achievements of local tyrants.

8 1. What happened to me? Is it shameful to learn from scum? Anyway, scum is better than a schoolmaster who plays the fool! Things are propped up ~

82. My ambition to learn hegemony still failed to overcome the blood of the scum.

83. I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you in the name of Xueba to lift the seal!

84. Xueba, marry me. Let's create the love crystallization of weak schools and schoolmasters together.

85. What's the distance? Distance means that the teacher is talking about the first chapter, Xueba is doing the first chapter, and I am reading the catalogue.

I want to be a dam, so I can't write ~!

87. I want to be a bully, a local tyrant, a beautiful girl, a handsome guy, a man, a thin girl and a cute girl. Theo, for those who don't know themselves,

88. Boys talking to boys is friendship. Boys talking to boys. It's like primary school students telling primary school students a topic. That's love for boys. Tell boys a topic. Then the exam is coming soon.

89. [The schoolmasters are all about the same, so don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam. ]

90. A real schoolmaster can not only score more points in an exam, but also send more assists …

9 1. Hope to be a master of mathematics and physics @

92. Xueba blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

93. The academic performance of Xueba Show will be stimulated next week.

94. I want to be a master and teach me math and physics! ~

95. Xueba can't beat scum. They are all busy calculating strength and error.

96. I am Xueba, his deskmate. .

97. I study hard at midnight. Because I am a bully ~ ... Click the red button to encourage me. ...

98. If you want to be a headmaster, put out your paws! !

99. [Turn a few words and say it, and you can attack Xueba. I don't know anything]

100. Tomorrow is the son of Xiuen's dazzling achievements.

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