How to satirize flattery with elegant sentences?

Irony and flattery with elegant sentences are:

1, I hate that incompetent and flattering person, who is still young and pretentious! Who's disgusting?

2. I found that my mother and I have something in common, and I don't know whether it is an advantage or a disadvantage. They are all people who are particularly bad at flattery and hate flattery.

3, you are too flattering, you can fart three times. You don't have enough hands to shoot with your mouth.

I hate some flattering and self-righteous people, who are self-centered and super disgusted.

I hate those pretentious people. If you want to flatter yourself, go ahead. Why should someone else be involved?

6. Why do many people have different opinions, say that they hate it, and they will continue to kiss up to it, which makes people unpredictable.