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have one's head shaved clean—score no points in a game

"To be the best career in the world, use the best efforts in the world". There are many idle China people with infinite wisdom. With a quip, the daily trivial matter of shaving and haircut is pulled to the top of the world-class cause, and at first glance it is tall. Every time I talk about this, I often laugh at his serious, pretentious and serious humor.

When I was a child, I was full of curiosity and yearning for haircut. I often fantasize that one day I can scratch someone's head with a knife, or arch with scissors and watch others "clean up and change their faces" because of me.

Looking at Sanmao's wandering story, Sanmao learned to shave his head. The master asked him to practice tricks on the gourd. He is practicing. As soon as the master called, he cut the knife on the gourd. Habit becomes nature. When you really shave someone, you hear the master shout that he is chopping again-think about how much psychological shadow that person will have! I always remind myself that once I get a chance to shave someone's head, don't make a mistake.

I used to secretly use my father's razor and operate it on my head in front of the mirror. After a few strokes on my forehead, I found that I couldn't finish the work by myself. I found my second cousin Hongyan with a towel, borrowed a hair clipper from him, hid in a passageway, and shaved my bald head like a dog. From this, I also understand that baldness is more difficult to shave. People who don't know how to shave their heads have uneven hair, uneven hair and different shades, which looks like bald sores.

With this failed attempt, I admire those hairdressers even more, and feel that the way they use knives and scissors is so magical and imposing. Especially Master Xie, nicknamed "Lao Bai Mao", is slender, with dry hair, clean face, quiet, white hair and beard, and still meticulous in doing things. His knife skills are the most powerful. His eyelids, auricles, nostrils and ear holes are light and delicate. Finally, I played it gently in my ear, just like the sound of nature when plucking the strings, which made my little boy's heart gush with an inexplicable heat flow.

Later, when I was in college, I really learned this craft, and slowly prepared a bunch of appliances such as nail clippers, flat scissors, flower scissors, brushes, combs, curtains, etc., which were widely praised for their good face shape and gradually got several fixed "customers". Every time the children have their hair cut, they will boast that they have cut a good ear. Because of fellow villagers, Mr. Cao from the history department also came to see me. He likes a short crew cut, which tests his technical level. Later, he went to the Provincial Academy of Social Sciences and the Provincial Planning Commission, and then to Ocean University and University of Finance and Economics. He still remembers me for a long time. After work, my colleague Liu Zhe, who lives in Agricultural University, likes to look in the mirror and tell me to look around. If I want to be handsome, I should pay more attention. He also repeatedly asked me to "recruit the top"-this gentleman, how can I do without a hair dryer?

At that time, there were always a few friends and brothers at school and work, who helped people shave their heads and get a haircut after work. Everyone likes to let him get rid of his troubles, not because he can't afford to go to the barber shop, but for convenience, which also reflects the spirit of Lei Feng who helps each other and contributes selflessly. March is the "Spiritual Civilization Month" every year, and some activities to learn from Lei Feng will be organized or spontaneously carried out, and there will be stalls for voluntary haircuts in the street.

Few people regard shaving as a hobby now. The traditional names of "barber shop" and "barber shop" have long been replaced by the names of XX hair salon and X hair salon, with neon flashing and impressive.

Out of professional sensitivity, Mr. Bai, an art historian living in the United States, found a roadside shop in the "backcountry" of Sichuan, and wrote a book "Getting Rich in Juanjuan" in a folk style, which looks fashionable and foreign.

Shaving hair has evolved from the traditional livelihood of handicraft workers to a time-consuming industry. The service content is not limited to shaving and cleansing, but also a series of services such as baking, perming, dry cleaning, massage, manicure, eardrum and mask removal, and hair nourishing. And the price is high, and the woman sends thousands or thousands of dollars.

/kloc-in the 0' s and 970' s, it was only 50 cents to shave your head, which was similar to going to the cinema. The hairstyle is also very simple. Most people just get a crew cut, and if they are particular, they will leave a split head or a back. In order to save trouble, some people in rural areas shave off their children's hair-that is, they only keep the hair on the fontanel, which is called "bird's nest", which is a very vivid name. This kind of head is shaved with only one razor, the left and right sides and the back of the head are cleaned, leaving only a long pinch on the top of the head, which looks like a bird's nest. Several spoiled children still have "old hair", which my uncle kept for several years and dragged on the back of his head like a small tail.

Many children "protect their heads", shave their heads and get a haircut, just like killing pigs, struggling and wailing. My primary school classmate G, who is still protecting his head in his teens, often sees the "half-pull project" on his head. A few years ago, I saw him from a distance, and he was broken. It is said that he is a security guard in a bank.

Hairstyles have obvious characteristics of the times. Intellectuals in the 1920s and 1930s paid special attention to hairstyles. Look at the characters in the photos of that era. They are all well dressed. Look at Hu Shi, Guo Moruo and Xu Zhimo. They are extraordinary in temperament and personable, showing a passionate spirit of resurrection-"one cut lightly drives away troubled dreams, and three combs make me feel dejected." Hairstyles can really shape or even change a person's appearance. Modern people emphasize individuality, pursue novelty and Excellence, and have to renovate after all kinds of tricks. But you can also find something about sex. From a person's hairstyle, we can roughly judge his age, class and even occupation and knowledge.

Before the Ming Dynasty, Han people didn't shave their heads. Both men and women have long flowing hair tied to the temples on their heads, which is a "bun". A few years ago, I made a sentence online. I don't know who wrote this sentence, "Treat me with long hair and waist", thinking it was a rare charm in ancient times. In fact, waist-length hair is a common sight in ancient life. When it comes to a person's age, it will be expressed by "total angle", "weak crown" and "hip", which is very vivid. For example, in classical literature, there are descriptions of "a bun on her head and a bright moon in her ears" and "her clouds are fragrant and foggy, and her shoulders are cold." The ancients used combs and combs to "comb their hair", which is called the grate head, and is also often called "haircut". If you often read ancient poems, you will surely read the sentences of "getting a haircut every ten days, and combing your hair every time is dusty" and "getting a haircut at dusk is refreshing, and writing poems at night is tiring".

In ancient times, having long hair was not only as simple as a hairstyle, but also had a heavy symbolic significance of Confucian culture, potentially inheriting the tradition of filial piety. "Parents with physical problems cannot be extinguished, and filial piety begins." Not shaving is the material symbol of filial piety culture. Today, there are still many places that abide by the old rule of not having a haircut in the first month to show their respect for their loved ones. Cao Cao, a fierce generation, once "cut off his hair for generations" and "ousted a hundred schools of thought and respected Confucianism alone" in the Han Dynasty. Under the background that cutting off hair is also a great sin of disobedience and unfilial, it is really a great treason and a very serious offense to his biological parents to cut off his hair before joining the army to replace the first generation. With hair cut like this, long hair won't do. A person with long hair is lazy, confused and embarrassed in the eyes of the ancients, not a gentleman's wind.

In fact, the word "haircut" appeared relatively late, probably in the middle and late seventeenth century after the Qing people entered the customs and sat in the Central Plains. The god to be worshipped in the noodle shop is Luo Zu, and Lv Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals. No matter who he is, he started and protected the cause. Originally, he wanted to clean all beings, but he inadvertently became a thug who unified the country and controlled the people in the early Qing Dynasty. At that time, the Qing court issued a "haircut order", ordering the Han people who had been wearing a bun for thousands of years to shave off the head of "suncus murinus's tail", threatening to "leave the hair headless, leave the hair headless". Hanging a chain on a hair-shaving pole patrols the market with its load, and shaves your head when you meet a Han Chinese-don't shave your head? Take off the lock at once and flatten it over your shoulders. It's terrible.

Tatars are really strange. They say whatever they say in the golden palace, but they have no confidence in their own cultural civilization. You let the royal aristocrats and the children of the Eight Banners learn Chinese, learn Chinese studies and read Chinese classics, and you also brutally forced a strange hairstyle by thunder, which is puzzling.

However, judging from the Qing court's strategy of governing the country and forcing it to submit, shaving can really be regarded as the "first-class cause in the world", hehe.