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How to write the mood at the end of the month?

As follows:

1, it's the second month. Except this one, I read it a little late, but I feel very happy.

2. I'm going to have a baby, and I'm beginning to struggle about what to wear. I used to want to wear something nice, but now I'm thinking about what to wear for breastfeeding.

3, 30 days. I counted the months, but my elders still asked me to wear a hat when I went out.

4. From conception to delivery, women have to go through three tortures: pregnancy, delivery and confinement. The most painful thing is childbirth! The most desperate thing is confinement!

5. You have to eat like a pig and milk like an ox. Nobody cares whether you want it or not.