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Pig Love Story

1. Pig and cabbage

The pig fell in love with a cabbage

In order to get it

he went to get it every day

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The pig thinks that I love it

The cabbage thinks that it loves me

In the relationship between pig and cabbage

Gong is love< /p>

To be loved is to be loved

To be stalked is to pursue

Hard work pays off

Finally one day, The pig knocked over the cabbage

and carried it back to the pig pen

They fell in love

2. Pig and pig

In pig In the pen

The cabbage turned into a pig

Now, the relationship between the pig and the cabbage

has become the relationship between two pigs

It used to be about humping and being humped

Now it’s two pigs humping each other

Almost every day

They will calculate who will hump

There are too many

Who has too few?

The more they count, the angrier they become

A pig thinks to himself, does it not love me anymore?

Otherwise, why wouldn’t it hump me as much as I hump it?

In fact, the other pig thought the same way

So, these two pigs

never fell in love with each other. It turned into a war

The two pigs began to feel that

the essence of the relationship between the sexes is war

3. Cabbage and cabbage

Finally one day

The long war made the two pigs exhausted mentally and physically

They could no longer move

So they turned into two cabbages

No one wants to humiliate anyone anymore

One cabbage thought, it has changed its mind

The other one also thought the same

Tiredness gradually turned into boredom, Over time

They became as indifferent as two strangers

One cabbage said to the other:

We have no feelings anymore, let’s separate

Another one answered: No

One asked: Why

Another one said: This is life

This is how life is

It’s bland and cumbersome

It makes people feel stale and hard to throw away

The cabbage is absolutely right

All new things will become worn out as soon as they are used

All worn out things together

It is life itself

If you never throw away worn out things If you drop it

it will become eternity and taste

Compared with eternity

What is freshness?

4 , Baicai and the Swan

In the end, Baicai did not persist until entering eternity

New desires began to ripple in its heart

It imagined that there was a swan Flying over the pigsty

With dizzying joy

Washing away all the shabby life

Baicai secretly thought:

Life is either love or dust

Cabbage’s heart

flew away with the swan it fantasized about

The swan came That day

Baicai was so excited

It wanted to turn into another swan right away

But Baicai had no wings

And, Pig The pen also blocked it

Baicai said

Can you wait for me

After hearing this, the swan waited for Baicai next to the pig pen

< p> Waiting, waiting

The swan suddenly thought: But why should I wait for a cabbage that has been passed over by a pig?

Thinking of this

The swan flew away Gone

5. Swan and Swan

On the road

A swan met another swan

They never bowed to each other

Never talk about love

This is what the swan thinks

If you like

Another swan

You feel so happy when you look at it every day

Why do you have to support it

Where am I?

It will follow wherever it goes

Why put it in the pig pen?

The swan cannot understand love

Just like the pig and the cabbage cannot understand the pure gaze

With the pigsty

You lose your vision

6. Baicai runs away

Baicai feels that she is about to be suffocated by life

It cried out for help in its heart

But only it heard it

It tried to lift itself up

But it sank deeper

What's going on with all this

What's going on with this world

Why do I live in such a situation

Baicai wants to do something for himself Troubles and melancholy

Find all the answers and meanings

Cabbage ran away

It screams for love when it meets people

Putting itself away Dedicated to all the people passing by

It wanted to grab everything firmly

But those people picked up the coins and put them in their pockets and left

< p> So the cabbage became even more confused

It felt more and more like it had nothing left

7. The leap of pigs

After the desolation of love

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Pigs, like cabbages,

are also in a spiritual crisis

In order to overcome this emptiness

This is what pigs think

< p> The significance of the arch does not lie in the purpose of the arch, but in the arch itself

In life, only the arch is left

Pig feels that he can only spend the rest of his life like this< /p>

Otherwise, it will go crazy

So it started to hunch over the pen and look at the road

In the eyes of the pig, life has become a pigsty Railings

It has to cross life, and crossing is practice

The pigs knocked down the pig pen and walked towards the boundless fields

In the eyes of practitioners, wherever they go It's a pig pen

Every pig that can jump over a fence is proficient in spiritual practice

People who are not dirty do not need to take a bath

People who are not mentally ill do not need to practice either< /p>

8. Cities and forests

It is desire that drives pigs and cabbages to run around

Wherever desire reaches, the world is divided into two< /p>

Part of it is a city, part of it is a forest

People who live in cities are called soil

People who live in forests are called wood

The love worlds of natives and wooden people are different

Love is so thick in the city

But it is so thin in the forest

Thick, like smoke, like honey, like a wall

Thin, like air, like a dream, like thunder

On the highway

Many natives They fell down as they walked

They were crushed by the wall in their lungs

In the forest

As they walked, the wooden people turned into various shapes. All kinds of animals

They walk in the world just like breathing air

In the eyes of animals

Only suffocating natives need love

Suffocation is poverty of air

9. Mole and Wren

The wren nests in the deep forest

It is just a branch

A rat drinks from a river

But his stomach is full

10. The moon and loneliness

At night

The animals sleep

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The forest is asleep

The earth is asleep

The moon is staring at it intently

With eyes like a lover