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Pig Love Story
1. Pig and cabbage
The pig fell in love with a cabbage
In order to get it
he went to get it every day
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The pig thinks that I love it
The cabbage thinks that it loves me
In the relationship between pig and cabbage
Gong is love< /p>
To be loved is to be loved
To be stalked is to pursue
Hard work pays off
Finally one day, The pig knocked over the cabbage
and carried it back to the pig pen
They fell in love
2. Pig and pig
In pig In the pen
The cabbage turned into a pig
Now, the relationship between the pig and the cabbage
has become the relationship between two pigs
It used to be about humping and being humped
Now it’s two pigs humping each other
Almost every day
They will calculate who will hump
There are too many
Who has too few?
The more they count, the angrier they become
A pig thinks to himself, does it not love me anymore?
Otherwise, why wouldn’t it hump me as much as I hump it?
In fact, the other pig thought the same way
So, these two pigs
never fell in love with each other. It turned into a war
The two pigs began to feel that
the essence of the relationship between the sexes is war
3. Cabbage and cabbage
Finally one day
The long war made the two pigs exhausted mentally and physically
They could no longer move
So they turned into two cabbages
No one wants to humiliate anyone anymore
One cabbage thought, it has changed its mind
The other one also thought the same
Tiredness gradually turned into boredom, Over time
They became as indifferent as two strangers
One cabbage said to the other:
We have no feelings anymore, let’s separate
Another one answered: No
One asked: Why
Another one said: This is life
This is how life is
It’s bland and cumbersome
It makes people feel stale and hard to throw away
The cabbage is absolutely right
All new things will become worn out as soon as they are used
All worn out things together
It is life itself
If you never throw away worn out things If you drop it
it will become eternity and taste
Compared with eternity
What is freshness?
4 , Baicai and the Swan
In the end, Baicai did not persist until entering eternity
New desires began to ripple in its heart
It imagined that there was a swan Flying over the pigsty
With dizzying joy
Washing away all the shabby life
Baicai secretly thought:
Life is either love or dust
Cabbage’s heart
flew away with the swan it fantasized about
The swan came That day
Baicai was so excited
It wanted to turn into another swan right away
But Baicai had no wings
And, Pig The pen also blocked it
Baicai said
Can you wait for me
After hearing this, the swan waited for Baicai next to the pig pen
< p> Waiting, waitingThe swan suddenly thought: But why should I wait for a cabbage that has been passed over by a pig?
Thinking of this
The swan flew away Gone
5. Swan and Swan
On the road
A swan met another swan
They never bowed to each other
Never talk about love
This is what the swan thinks
If you like
Another swan
You feel so happy when you look at it every day
Why do you have to support it
Where am I?
It will follow wherever it goes
Why put it in the pig pen?
The swan cannot understand love
Just like the pig and the cabbage cannot understand the pure gaze
With the pigsty
You lose your vision
6. Baicai runs away
Baicai feels that she is about to be suffocated by life
It cried out for help in its heart
But only it heard it
It tried to lift itself up
But it sank deeper
What's going on with all this
What's going on with this world
Why do I live in such a situation
Baicai wants to do something for himself Troubles and melancholy
Find all the answers and meanings
Cabbage ran away
It screams for love when it meets people
Putting itself away Dedicated to all the people passing by
It wanted to grab everything firmly
But those people picked up the coins and put them in their pockets and left
< p> So the cabbage became even more confusedIt felt more and more like it had nothing left
7. The leap of pigs
After the desolation of love
p>Pigs, like cabbages,
are also in a spiritual crisis
In order to overcome this emptiness
This is what pigs think
< p> The significance of the arch does not lie in the purpose of the arch, but in the arch itselfIn life, only the arch is left
Pig feels that he can only spend the rest of his life like this< /p>
Otherwise, it will go crazy
So it started to hunch over the pen and look at the road
In the eyes of the pig, life has become a pigsty Railings
It has to cross life, and crossing is practice
The pigs knocked down the pig pen and walked towards the boundless fields
In the eyes of practitioners, wherever they go It's a pig pen
Every pig that can jump over a fence is proficient in spiritual practice
People who are not dirty do not need to take a bath
People who are not mentally ill do not need to practice either< /p>
8. Cities and forests
It is desire that drives pigs and cabbages to run around
Wherever desire reaches, the world is divided into two< /p>
Part of it is a city, part of it is a forest
People who live in cities are called soil
People who live in forests are called wood
The love worlds of natives and wooden people are different
Love is so thick in the city
But it is so thin in the forest
Thick, like smoke, like honey, like a wall
Thin, like air, like a dream, like thunder
On the highway
Many natives They fell down as they walked
They were crushed by the wall in their lungs
In the forest
As they walked, the wooden people turned into various shapes. All kinds of animals
They walk in the world just like breathing air
In the eyes of animals
Only suffocating natives need love
Suffocation is poverty of air
9. Mole and Wren
The wren nests in the deep forest
It is just a branch
A rat drinks from a river
But his stomach is full
10. The moon and loneliness
At night
The animals sleep
p>The forest is asleep
The earth is asleep
The moon is staring at it intently
With eyes like a lover
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