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Tell me about Daquan: I'm not a kid who laughs after eating candy.

1, I'm not a kid who laughs after eating candy.

If you are a woman, give me strength, not superficial, but inner.

I clearly remember all the promises I made, but I don't want to turn them out. I can only blame you for forgetting them.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

6. To love someone is to care about everything and forgive everything.

I won't let people who don't cherish me stay with me for too long.

8. The choice is always wrong, because you must give up one thing and strive for another, and you will definitely regret it in the future.

9. I can't say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid of being romantic by myself.

10. Rabbits never cut off their ears because they love bears.

1 1, plain but not mediocre, ordinary and calm, thinking in loneliness, pursuing creation, far-sightedness, a candle in the hole is dim.

12, I want to raise a friend who is most loyal to mankind. They will never betray you.

13, we should spit on a person who grins when you cry.

14, the so-called strong, but because no one can rely on crying.

15, you are soft-hearted You are always afraid of hurting others, so the person who is hurt will always be you.

Anecdotal mood phrase: Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten.

1. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

2. I am losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight. I will lose weight.

I always have the courage to admit my mistakes and will never change.

4. I collapsed when I went to the examination room, and I cried when I saw the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

5. Some things don't need to be argued. They obey on the surface and resist secretly.

6. Adolescence love is like spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.

7. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

8. Liu Hai has been around for a long time, and suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure. I always feel that others are watching me.

9. I have been lost in the long road of life.

10. The Smurfs sang to Avatar: When I grow up, I will be you.

1 1. I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

12. Putting a cross on a bag bitten by mosquitoes tells Jesus to cure it.

13. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

14. Curious: What did the first guy who knew that milk was drinkable do to the cow?

15. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

16. Seeing my boyfriend flirting with my sisters in my group, I broke up the group silently while they were chatting.

17. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

18. I didn't like anyone at school, so I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

19. Every time I take a bath in the street, I feel someone is watching me.

20. Freshmen's opening ceremony is bullshit.

2 1. Today, I saw a message sent by a woman and a boy saying, Don't be so mean and steal someone else's boyfriend. I suddenly laughed.

22. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

23. Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?

24. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation. Healing is a tangled mood, and you can say it as you like. Girls make a scene when they can't eat sugar.

1, don't waste your feelings. And you are careless, because it is useless to waste it.

The last thing people want to see in love is such an ending: we once loved each other, and I feel choked at the thought.

3. There are always many regrets in life. If you give up, don't look back. Better things will definitely wait for you. Come out slowly, uncle and everyone will always be with you.

Others try their best to please me, but they don't deserve your smile, but you don't know it. I cherish you, but you don't cherish me.

Next time, don't consume your best self. Always love yourself, and one day you will meet someone who cherishes you.

6, in order to forgive you, give you an excuse, in order to swallow the wronged person, really cherish. Whether it's affection, love or friendship.

7. I'm sorry, the girl who lost contact for three days is a unique girl. I miss you.

8. Women are easily satisfied and angry, which can only be changed by a small action of men.

9. Girls are all good girls. If she changes after falling in love, it all depends on who she loves.

10, what you love and love you is not love after all. Meeting the right person at the right time is a precious fate. You still have to believe in love, maybe you will meet it someday.

1 1. Many people want to protect her. You are the only one she cherishes and the only one who can hurt her again and again.

12, do you love the wrong person, and all the pain and suffering are finally accepted silently by yourself?

13. You can't blame God for tomorrow's rain.

14, he promised to play with me but didn't go. He didn't come back until two o'clock in the morning when he promised to go home early to accompany me, but he only said sorry. I always expect him to go home early and go out with me. Every time I am disappointed, I feel that there is no beginning.

15, that particularly important person, is becoming less and less important.

16, all the reasons, just because I care, just because I cherish you. We girls don't want much, just hope you can keep us in mind, the most important position, that's all.

17, the love that girls want is very simple, they want to be spoiled, they want to be spoiled and they want to be understood. To put it simply: take her to heart.

18, good feelings will make two people more mature. One person loves you and will always remember you; A person loves you so much that he will remember anything you say. Cherish and bless.

19, it turns out that the girl lost her temper, not because she really wanted to lose her temper, but because she began to be dissatisfied with you. Now I finally understand that it is not easy to say sorry, but I have to do more. I love you!

20. Girls are children who will make trouble if they can't eat sugar.

If you want to cry for no reason, please tell me: I wish I were just a child. If I give a candy, I will laugh. If I fall, I will.

I wish I was just a child. When I gave a candy, I smiled; I cried when I fell down. Don't pretend that you don't recognize it, and don't suppress your feelings.

Second, how many people, like me, sometimes feel redundant. Suffered a lot of grievances, very sad and uncomfortable, but still smiled and told everyone that I am fine, I am fine.

Third, in this world, you are you. If you hurt, you hurt yourself; You are tired and tired of yourself. So what if someone sympathizes with you? In the end, it is up to you to clean up the mess.

Fourth, whether you are sad or not is your own. Whether you are sad or not is a heart. We all like to be brave, and we all like to laugh and say nothing without tears.

Maybe everyone has to go through a worrying effort and get a worrying result. From then on, you will find the benefits of ruthlessness.

Six, there is no empathy in this world, just because you give too much laughter, no one cares about your sadness, so don't be stupid enough to expose your scars and complain to others, there are many people who sprinkle salt in this world.

Seven, you are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person. After all, this arrow that crosses mountains and rivers stabs emotional and morbid people.

Eight, I suggest you drink, don't fall in love, because in wine, you are either dead or alive, but in love, you can neither die nor live well.

Nine, only after experiencing pain, do you know how to protect yourself; I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him.

Ten, everyone's youth can't escape a love. Here, there is love, affection, joy and joy, but there is no eternal loneliness.