Xiao Ming’s joke

Collection of Xiao Ming’s Jokes

Jokes are short in length, simple and clever in plot, often unexpected, and give people the wonderful feeling that the God of Laughter has suddenly arrived. Most of them reveal the perverse phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different levels of interest. The following is the relevant content of Xiao Ming’s jokes that I have compiled for everyone. It is for reference only. I hope it can help everyone.

Xiao Ming’s joke 1

1. Xiao Ming dreamed and sent a text message: "Withered vines, old trees and black crows, thousands of Coke leather shoes, the world is declining, heaven: let me come!" No After a while, there was an eight-word reply from the other end of the phone: "Tickets are expensive, there are many people waiting in line!"

2. Xiao Ming's name has appeared in various stories N times in the past few decades. Xiao Ming was not only angry but also angry. I didn’t receive the copyright fee. I’m angry that everyone has no creativity. I always have to use his name to write stories. I’m also angry that I don’t get the respect I deserve! Xiao Ming said that he is already dozens of years old since he was born. I hope everyone will respect him and call him Lao. Ming. In addition, his friend Xiaoqiang also asked him to tell everyone that since he starred in Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang and is now 19 years old, please everyone call him Daqiang!

3. Once, a friend came to play with me, Call me by my real name. I quit and immediately reminded her: No, you have to call me by my nickname. After a few seconds of silence, she carefully opened her mouth and shouted softly: Xiao Ming.

4. One day after kindergarten, I took Xiao Ming on the road and passed by a transformer. I pointed at the transformer and said, "Do you know what this is? This is called a transformer." Xiao Ming looked next to him with a look on his face. He asked me in confusion: "Mom, where are all the ducks that were conjured up?" Xiao Ming's Joke 2

01 Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor, why was everything okay?

Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

02 During the ten years of the Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was so hungry that he made dumplings stuffed with human flesh for breakfast. When he arrived at school, he opened his lunch box and found that 2 dumplings were missing. He closed the lunch box and opened it again, and 2 more dumplings were missing... Just like that, all the dumplings disappeared in the end. Xiao Ming was very scared. Where did the dumplings go?

Answer: The dumplings got stuck on the lid of the lunch box.

03 During the ten years of the Anti-Japanese War, the people were in dire straits, but Wang Xiaoming lived a life without worries about food and clothing. Why? Answer: Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.

04 Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor, why was everything okay?

Answer: Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.

05 Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor again. Why?

Answer: Because there is no 14th floor.

06 An adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert. Why could he come back safely?

Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a camel.

07 Later, the adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert again. Why did he never go back this time? Answer: Because Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor and died.

08 Another adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert and never came back. Why?

Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

09 Xiao Ming is missing and no one can find him. Why?

Answer: Because Xiao Ming was abandoned in the desert.

10 Later people knew that Xiao Ming was abandoned in the desert, but they only found the lunch box in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found. Why?

Answer: Because they don’t know Xiao Ming is the lunch box.

11 When people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming, where should Xiao Ming go?

Answer: Jump off the 13th floor.

12 Xiao Ming was heartbroken because he knew that he was a lunch box and would not die if he jumped off the building. So how should he change his destiny?

Answer: Become a camel, and Adventurers go to the desert together.

13 God fulfilled Xiao Ming’s wish to turn into a camel, but Xiao Ming was still very sad. Why?

Answer: Because he found out that he would die if he was thrown from the 13th floor.

14 In the end, Xiao Ming was alone and could not escape the fate of being thrown to death.

After his death, he made a wish to God, hoping that he would no longer be alone in the next life and have many brothers and sisters, and he also wanted to get rid of the fate of being thrown from the 13th floor... Time passed, and a new reincarnation began. When Xiao Ming was reincarnated, When he opened his eyes again, he was very excited because God had fulfilled his wish again. But at the moment when he looked back, Xiao Ming felt discouraged again and lamented that fate was playing tricks on people. Why?

Answer: Because Xiao Ming found himself placed on the supermarket shelf, surrounded by lunch boxes...

15. The teacher asked Xiao Ming a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up but Silent.

Teacher: Xiao Ming?

Teacher: Xiao Ming?

Teacher: Xiao Ming! What’s the matter with you? Do you know the answer? At least give it a shout. Ah!

Xiao Ming: Squee~

16. Xiao Ming: How many degrees is it today?

Xiao Hua: Minus 3 degrees!

Xiao Ming: No wonder it’s so cold. Xiao Ming's Joke 3

NO.1

In Chinese class, teacher: Xiao Ming asks you to make "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will give you an ocean" An imitation sentence exercise!

Xiao Ming: If every flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath!

Instantly the whole class was shocked!!!

Teacher: Go, go, go right away!!!

NO.2

The teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom.

Teacher: "Your homework is getting worse and worse. What's going on?"

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, let me find out the reason and let you know in the afternoon." "?"

Teacher: "Okay!"

In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom again. Teacher: "Did you find the reason?"

Xiao Ming: "I found it. My grandfather said that the homework is getting more and more difficult, and there is nothing he can do about it."

After the exam, the teacher lectured, Teacher: "We are all students, how come some do well and some do poorly."

Xiao Ming: "It's not because the invigilators are different."

Teacher: " Get out!"

NO.3

Today, the politics teacher was chatting on the podium for an hour, always talking about the relationship between money and life. Finally, when get out of class was over, he assigned a question. We thought: "If you have money, can you change anything?" Xiao Mingjiao snorted: "If you had money, I wouldn't have to listen to your nonsense here."

Teacher: Please use one sentence , proves that you can’t find someone’s anger.

Xiao Ming: Bastard, where are you?

Teacher: Quality.

Xiao Ming: Turtle, where are you?

Teacher: Get out...

NO.4

Teacher: Please explain environmental factors and genetic factors!

Xiao Ming: Looking like your father is a genetic factor, and looking like your neighbor is an environmental factor!

Teacher: Old rules.... ..

Xiao Ming stood up silently...

NO.5

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, Shuangshuang and Li Huashan who were standing outside the classroom. Person: "Exactly what you three did in class, please tell me honestly."

Xiao Ming: "Pointing to the country, inspiring words, the dung and dung are thousands of households."

Teacher: " "

Xiao Ming: "Fight the Landlord."

Teacher: "Stand outside for a day."

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I like you.

Teacher: I don’t like children.

Xiao Ming: I don’t like children either. We don’t have to have children.

Teacher: Get out!

NO.6

In math class, the teacher asked a question: There are eleven students in our class, and now the teacher has brought How can we distribute ten apples equally among the students?

Xiao Hong: Xiao Ming, get out!

NO.7

Teacher: Hello, classmates!

Students: Teacher, happy Teacher’s Day!

Teacher: Thank you, classmates, where is Xiao Ming?

Yaoyao: Xiao Ming said, today you are celebrating the holiday, he I won't be angry with you anymore, just get out of here.

Teacher: Xiao Ming is a sensible child, go and ask him to come in.

Yaoyao: I guess he’s already home at this point.

NO.8

In the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head on the chair and did not listen to the class.

The teacher asked with concern: "Are you sick again?"

Xiao Ming said without raising his head: "Yes, I have a headache."

The teacher said : "Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest!"

Xiao Ming said: "It's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so I have a headache."

Teacher: "Get out..."

　NO.9

In the physical education class, we had to do the leap frog. The teacher asked: Who has been injured before? You don’t need to do it.

Classmate A said: I have broken my foot.

Classmate B said: I have broken my wrist.

Xiao Ming: My umbilical cord was severed.

This time Xiao Ming didn’t get out, he just skipped a class as a penalty.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, what will you do if you grow up and fall out of love?

Xiao Ming: When I fall out of love, I will return to my wife honestly.

Teacher: Get out...

NO.10

Teacher: Please tell us your wishes.

Xiao Ming: Go to Shandong Lanxiang to learn excavator.

Teacher: Give me a reason.

Xiao Ming: Dig your ancestral graves.

Teacher: Get out......Xiao Ming’s joke 4

1. In math class, Xiao Ming stood up and asked: "Teacher, what are you talking about?" Does this cosβ mean pretending to be B?"

Teacher: "Get out!"

2. Teacher: "After the midterm exam, what will happen to your parents when you see the results? "

Xiao Ming: "Having a second child. "

Teacher...

3. In class, the teacher educates students on the issue of love. : "Can you talk about the Civil Affairs Bureau when you are in love now?"

Xiao Ming stood up and said: "Teacher, most people talk about the hospital in one breath."

4 ,Teacher: The exam is coming soon, tell me what you are most worried about?

Xiao Ming: Worry about your parents.

Teacher: Why are you worried about them?

Xiao Ming: Worried that they will struggle to death after seeing my results...

Teacher : What does it mean?

Xiao Ming: Every time my father hits me, my hands and feet are sore and weak. My mother scolds me until my mouth goes dry. I feel so distressed when I look at it...

5. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: "What books do you like to read?"

Xiao Ming: "Young League Secretary!"

Teacher: "Get out!"

6. Class At that time, the teacher said: "You have to endure hardships to become a master. Who knows where this sentence comes from?"

Xiao Ming: "It came from my mother's mouth?"

Teacher: "What's the explanation!"

Xiao Ming: "Dad's kidneys are not good, so he takes medicine to replenish his kidneys, but the medicine is very bitter. Dad won't drink it, so this is how my mother coaxes her."

Teacher: "Get out!"

7. The teacher asked me to make a sentence using not only...but also...

Xiao Ming: "Not only do I have a butt, I also have two halves" < /p>

Teacher: “It’s so fucking disgusting, get out!”;