Classic mood phrase: Please move 360 degrees in the opposite direction to me-get out!

1. When you are lovelorn once, it seems that you suddenly understand the meaning of all love songs.

Please move 360 degrees in the opposite direction to me-roll!

I refuse everyone's ambiguity, just to wait for an uncertain future.

I won't suffer without you, and I am still pure without you.

Maybe I'll become stronger, and I won't be hurt or involved anymore.

6, sponge has a baby, Doraemon has a dream, then what do I have.

Even though my strength is insignificant, I will defend you to the death.

8. A good man quarrels with his wife with the mentality of losing.

9. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, and stand up and do your homework.

10, now you are not the teenager who blushes even when holding hands.

1 1, I'm not awesome, I'm not hard, touch my man and I'll kill you.

12, even if I am the only one in the world, I will take good care of you. Su Nian

13, sometimes I love you on the tip of my tongue, but I don't love you when I say it. It's really amazing.

14, you don't know why you like him, or even find a reason. Maybe he just entered your heart and blocked the blank.

15, I am sick, but there is no disease that you will die.

Direction determines the future, and mode determines success or failure.

A person dies when he is alive, but as long as you are alive, you must live in the best way.

Before finding the right person, the only thing to do is to make yourself good enough.

Love, time is the most important thing. You can't get to know each other too early or too late.

When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

Waiting is like wandering aimlessly, unable to find the direction.

Don't cling to who you are, and don't let vicissitudes crawl over your face while waiting.

Don't love wrongly because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love.

I can only bear the pain of lovelorn by myself. I can never afford it, and neither can you.

Since then, I have used my life's atonement to soothe my heart, which has nothing to do with you.

No one needs to be disappointed A life that suits you is the best life.

The tragedy of love lies in: getting better and not giving each other space, and hating not giving each other opportunities.

Layout determines the outcome, direction determines the future, and mode determines success or failure.

People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away; Careless people are close at hand but far away.

Life is like a road, you must walk out of the bustling scenery in the desolation.

Don't be afraid to take risks when you are young. Even if it fails, there is enough time to reverse it.

When you have nothing, that's when you start to gain something.

This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

I stayed in the depths of my memory, looking for the rest of my happiness.

The story of two people should be written with heart, and the ending will be the most beautiful.

Anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple.

Prosperity is exhausted, leaving only the sadness of blood.

Life is very tiring, half of it comes from survival and the other half comes from comparison.

What a liar gets is that no one will believe him even if he tells the truth.

Sometimes do you feel that the more people you love, the less you understand?

If you know there is no end, you won't stop easily.

Sometimes, a simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

It was clearly a story of one person, but suddenly it became the suffering of several people.

The youth that you and I once stirred up is the most beautiful memory of my life.

It turns out that our hearts are all an unknown corner and we don't want to be exposed.

Time is divided diagonally, stop your kindness to me and disintegrate our dependence.

The most perfect picture in happiness can only be fixed in the time in my memory.

If love can't reach two of a kind, there is bound to be a person reduced to the wilderness.

Miss gradually lost its strength with time, and love also lost its original light.

Love casts a shadow over youth, and sadness is hidden in the original clear eyes.

A person's love, no matter how sentimental, is the truest appearance of true feelings.

Bump memories make each other's faces eternal under the blue sky.

One day that person comes into your life, and you will understand that true love is always worth waiting for.

Sometimes it's not distrust, just because you care more than others and are more afraid of losing.

When people leave, either they have changed or you have changed.

The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.

Companionship means that I am by your side whether you need it or not.

Let love bloom forever in the years when I refuse to take a curtain call.

You are the only protagonist in my life, and I can only be a passerby in your story.

Do not give up what belongs to you; What has been lost is left as a memory.

Fate determines who will come into our lives, and our hearts determine who we will stand with.

All human sufferings are essentially anger at their own incompetence.

Perseverance is not a long-distance race, but one sprint after another.

Some people, some things, deliberately do not think, do not read. I wish I could forget.

Roll the calf, 30 funny phrases

Guide: My wife wants to cook for herself one day. Call your husband and ask what he wants to eat. Hearing this, my husband said happily, have a vinegar cabbage! After work, my husband saw his wife walking in the yard. Holding a bottle of vinegar in his hand. There is still a rope tied to the vinegar. There is a cabbage tied to the other end of the rope. Husband asked why! My wife is so tired that she is sweating profusely. Say you don't want to be jealous of cabbage? But this vinegar won't slip cabbage. Let me take the cabbage with vinegar. You really can eat, let me cook such tired dishes.

1. Today my little nephew asked me: Uncle, do you know who Kim's mother is? I said, I don't know. What is this? My nephew said to me with a contemptuous face: mother Jin is going to be dirt! I was speechless in an instant. The nephew added: apples are all gold in the mud. So it's called local gold.

I handed in my paper in advance. The teacher asked me, "Why are there so many black spots on your paper?" I smiled: "I won't order anywhere."

Tell me something that just happened. I didn't brush the cup (thermos cup with tea partition) that I drank for about a week. I wanted to drink some coffee today, so I took the tea partition away and wanted to pour some coffee. It turns out that a big fly is almost soaked ... I've been drinking flies for a week ...

4. In the political examination, the average score of a classroom in the whole class is the first in the whole grade, and the average score is the last in the whole grade. Then the political teacher gave our class a sentence: unity is strength, and your class is really United!

5. 16-year-old sister-in-law went to high school and lodged in my house. Last night, I told my wife: Your sister broke my mobile phone. The wife said, "Fix it!" I said, "I'd better buy it!" " Wife, then buy it! "... the sister-in-law who was sitting beside watching TV was wronged and received:" Brother-in-law! Don't always put your mobile phone under my cushion in the future! "

6. Recently, constipation is serious, and I haven't been to the toilet for several days. Maybe it's also because of the lack of exercise recently. I suddenly gained a few pounds when I weighed myself two days ago. As a result, my second-rate friend said, "Do you know why I gained a few pounds? Because you put a few pounds of shit in it! "

7. Don't argue with someone when you hit their car. Give him the litchi, grapes and egg yolk pie prepared in the car, and then call the police ~ ~ He is fully responsible! ! Don't ask me how I know. Female drivers must have skills.

8. The college entrance examination for mathematics is coming soon. Ask Xueba. How can I get 140? He said: just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions! I read little, don't lie to me!

9. "Husband, do you think my figure is forward and backward?" "Yes, but it's not necessarily a chest bulge, it may be an upturned stomach, or it may not be a butt or a calf." "Why don't you roll my calf ......................................"

10. Last night, I chatted with a male net friend. He said: We have known each other for a year and haven't seen you yet. Come to the video! I said, I'm ugly, which will scare you. He said: nothing, I am bold and afraid. I said, okay. Dim the lights, turn on the video and watch him fall flat. I took off my skull mask: Hum, you are still bragging!

1 1, just fell into the sewer, got up and was about to go home. On the way, I met a beggar. He was very poor and was going to give him some money. After groping for a long time, I found that I forgot to bring money when I went out. The beggar looked at me, took out two pieces from the bowl and handed them to me, saying, "Brother, let's buy something to eat." I'm in too much pain.

12. On the bus, the beautiful woman farted a lot, and the man next to her couldn't help it, saying, can you stop farting so much? Beauty casually said, what evidence do you have? The man motioned for her to go back and have a look. She looked back and saw that an aunt had been smashed into a bomb head by him. She said, daughter, please spare your aunt.

13, I remember that when I was a child, I used the same reason every time I asked my mother for pocket money. Mom, I have no pocket money. Women should have pocket money. Mom paused, picked up the 20 cents in the bag and showed it to me. Honey, just spend it.

14, for foodies, the days are spent like this: when you are happy, you will have a good meal and be happier; Eat a good meal when you are sad and comfort yourself; How boring! Let's have dinner together! When you are busy, squeeze out time for a meal and relax; Eat a big meal when you are lonely, and you will not be lonely when you are full; It is more meaningful to eat a special meal on a special day ... The motto is: How many times can I eat in my life? One more meal is one meal!

15, surfing the Internet in the Internet cafe-I was having a good time, and my friend sitting next to me asked me if I didn't have enough money to eat stinky tofu, so I casually bought a piece of tofu to eat in the toilet. The saliva sprayed by the sister across the street made a rainbow. . .

16, congratulations ~ single for 28 years, finally found your first girlfriend. She likes me very much and I like her, too. Even her mother is satisfied with me. My girlfriend looks like a flower and is tender enough to pinch water ... My future mother-in-law said that as long as I insist on sending her to school and picking her up after school, she will marry me in 12 years.

17, I took the subway with my buddies the other day. I guess my wife took my salary and I was in a bad mood. At this moment, a beggar came up to my buddy, asked for a money jar and waved it. At this time, my buddy was anxious: What are you waving? It's amazing to have money! This is nothing, the wonderful thing is behind, the beggar said: it's good to have money! At this time, the whole car was shocked. . .

18. Today, the son of a female colleague is full moon and invited us to dinner. Everyone is around the children. I went over and hugged the child and said, "Look, this child looks like me, and looks as good as me." The female colleague grabbed the child and said, "Nothing, I was ugly when I was a child, but it will be fine when I grow up."

19, Teacher: Uncle Lei Feng never leaves his name when doing good deeds. We should learn from him! Xiao Ming: Teacher, how are so many touching stories of helping others made in the movie Lei Feng that we watched today? Teacher: Get out!

20, suddenly received a phone call, the other party "wants your woman to be alive and send it at 8: 00 tomorrow morning 1 10,000, or I will kill him". How can I have 1 10,000? What should I do? Wait, I think I'm a woman.

2 1, going on a blind date at the weekend, the girl said, "It's love, it's warmth, it's hope, you're April on earth!" Ask me how to answer the next sentence. My brain opened wide and I said, "It's him, it's him, it's him, the young hero Nezha." Then that girl hasn't contacted me for several days. Why? I think my second half sentence is quite neat ~ ~

22. Xianer: Little brother, look at this outfit of Xianer. Do you want to express it in one sentence? Little brother: This dress can support a brothel.

23. One day, the kindergarten teacher asked the children to imitate the sounds of small animals. Xiaohong: the kitten meows; Xiao Gang: Puppy woof woof woof! Teacher: Xiao Ming, learn how to call it! Xiaoming: Handsome boy, come in and sit down! Teacher: Get out of kindergarten!

I have a friend who is a goddess. I always wanted to see if she was as beautiful without makeup, so I used the key she gave me to sneak into her sleeping room at midnight 12. Fuck, isn't this Xifeng? As soon as I mentioned it, she asked my goddess, say it quickly or I promise to kill you.

I went to see a doctor yesterday. I said, doctor, what if you have a poor sense of direction? Can I eat something to make up for it? The doctor said: wax gourd, watermelon, pumpkin! Me: ........

26. A colleague went out to buy lunch and called us to tell us that he had just bought some shrimp and came back to invite his brothers to dinner. As soon as we listened to the music, we rushed downstairs and bought several cans of beer, thinking it must be delicious. Then my colleagues took out a pack of "shrimp" strips under our hungry eyes. ...

27. This is single dog speaking. I had a car accident today and my hand was broken. In the hospital, I silently sent a piece with a plaster on my hand. I want to seek comfort. As a result, after a while, all the friends in the circle of friends silently left the same words: lovelorn?

28. I bought some tomatoes to prepare scrambled eggs, which my mother used to squeeze into juice. I just asked my father, "Where are my tomatoes?" Dad said, "Your mother squeezed."

29. Once I went to a restaurant to eat, I picked up a piece of pork and found that there was a lot of hair on it! I wish the hotel is so outrageous now that you don't even clean your hair! So I carefully pulled them out one by one! Put it in your mouth when it's clean ... it's a piece of ginger! ! !

30. Me: "Master, I just saw a goddess-level beauty on that roadside, but I don't know how to start. Please give some advice. " The host said nothing and turned into the room. After waiting for five minutes, the master came out, wearing bright clothes and holding the key of Mercedes-Benz, and said to me, "Go, show me."

Editor's note: I can't remember how many years I haven't taken a bus. Today, I really can't help but want to relive my old dream ... I just got on the bus and have a seat. No sooner had I sat down than I saw an old man standing beside me. I quickly stood up and politely said to my uncle, "Grandpa, please sit down!" " ""here comes Nima, old man, you are at least over sixty! I'm only forty years old. Do you call me uncle? "

Talk about the atmosphere of the sports meeting.

1. You are not afraid of the hard journey. The baton conveys the collective strength in your hands. Listen, we're shouting for you. You are interpreting the Olympic spirit. You are the pride of our hearts, take a deep breath, waiting for you is a difficult 800 meters.

I believe the victory will belong to you, but you need your brave heart to face it during this journey. We are cheering for you. Did you hear our heartfelt cry? Difficulties and victories are beckoning to you. Go ahead, don't hesitate, overcome difficulties and win. I believe you will give us a smile soaked with sweat.

The sea is so vast and the drums are so beautiful. Athletes, you are no longer as small as usual. We pray silently and are proud of you. We will always applaud you.

4. The sports meeting is a good opportunity to sneak a shot of your beloved!

I lost the sports meeting, so I should keep a low profile, so I chose to lose.

6, the red flag flutters on the sports field, and all the masters will be angry! ! ! !

7. If you lose the sports meeting, there will always be success or failure in life. Starting over is a big deal.

8. The monthly exam is over, the sports meeting is over, and it's time to prepare for the winter vacation.

9. The score of other classes in the sports meeting 100 is more than that of our class 12. I feel that I won't love again!

10, I still remember the way you waved goodbye to me after the sports meeting.

1 1. I watched him run 3000 meters in today's sports meeting, but I didn't know what identity to use to cheer for him.

12. For Kim Soo Hyun, the woman 1500M won the first prize. Am I awesome as Kim Soo Hyun?

13. After the sports meeting, the teacher said to work harder next time. However, he forgot that we are the third and last year.

/kloc-where did classes 0/4 and 8 lose? We are also a good group, and every student is cheering for his athletes.

15, at the sports meeting, when I ran 1500, all my thoughts were on you. At the end, I collapsed!

16, he asked me if I would take pictures of him during the sports meeting. I said I wasn't filming the scenery, and he didn't know he was my scenery!

17, if one day, we get lost in the sea of people, Brown Game will bring me to your side and kiss your confused face.

18, today's sports meeting met my best friend in primary school, but we looked at each other and passed by. At this time, I found that my six-year friendship was gone.

19, sports meeting running 100 meters, snickers eating, pulsating drinking, red bull drinking, Gatorade drinking, Nike wearing, and sprained my ankle during warm-up!

20. I signed up for the 3 km race in next week's sports meeting. Because the person I love is a sports student, he knows that long-distance running is very hard for me, and I wonder if he will feel sorry for me when he sees it.