Crosstalk words (funny about Chongqing dialect)

Campus sketch scene: the lecture hall is a class meeting, and the class teacher comes in from the door. Students, today is the class meeting. There is something I want to ask you. Xiaoling: Are you arguing? Ben: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class? Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep! Ben: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory? Xiaoling: I think! But you won't let me go! Ben: Can't you sleep after class? Xiaoling: I sleep after class! Ben: What do you do at night? Xiaoling: What do you do at night? Ben: Go to bed! Xiaoling: We have the same habits! Ben: What do you do besides sleeping? Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat! Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying? Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question! Ben: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day? Xiaoling: I like it. Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night? Xiaoling: I sleep too. Ben: Then tell me why you want to sleep. Xiaoling: Physiological needs! Ben: What are the benefits of sleeping? Sleep after school! I despise you people who sleep all day. I tell you, like you, I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious! Xiaoling: Well, I'll just say it. Actually, I'm sad, too. I'm sad that I don't have any goals now, and I'm free all day. Helpless. I don't want to sleep so much! Sleep, just to escape from reality! Sleep, can't see the lecture, can't see the serious classmates, don't think about anything, don't think about anything! I want to study, too. I want to be better. But it's already late, so don't worry. I'm depressed about something. How can I be so depressed? The worse your grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are! The more I want to sleep. Ben: Actually, you are fine now. I can understand that. Xiaoling: Teacher, can you help me? Ben: Don't worry 1! . Your grades will certainly advance by leaps and bounds in January. Xiaoling: Good class. But you have to listen to me. Xiaoling: OK! It's a deal. Students, let's burn our youth! Xiaoling: Burn my little universe. ! Ben: Work hard! Xiao Ai: Yo, wait, wait! ! Ben: Get rid of your bad habits! Wu: No problem! Ben: Now study hard! Work together! Xiaoling: Oh! ! Xiaoling: After careful teaching by the teacher. I finally got an a in my grades! ! Ha ha! ! ! Let's work together! ! Now my goal is to be the first in my class! ! Hehehe Goose Goose Goose! ! Ben: Students, you should keep working hard and never give up! I believe that all students can become excellent students as long as we are willing to work hard. Come on! Three people: Thank you! Students! Curtain call: I wrote it myself! ! Supplement: The bell rings) Xiaohua: (proudly walks out) Class is over, and I have to work again. (Pointing at the armband) Look, I am the civilization supervisor of the school! Although this job is hard, I still find it meaningful. Because I can contribute to the civilized construction of the school! Xia Min: (walks off the stage and throws away the peel while eating) Hmm! Very good, very good! How delicious! Xiaohua: (Seeing Xia Min peeling off his skin and rushing over) Hey! Hey! Friend, you can't throw the peel around! Xia Min: Who are you? How dare you interfere in my affairs? Xiaohua: Didn't you see it? (The right hand points to his armband and proudly says) I am the civilization supervisor of the school. Xia Min: Huh? Civilization supervisor? What happened to the director of civilization? Isn't it just throwing garbage, a piece of cake, none of your business? Xiaohua: A civilized supervisor is to supervise an uncivilized and unhygienic person like you. Xia Min: Bah! You mean I don't care about civilization and hygiene? What are you? As long as I study hard, what's the use of civilization and hygiene? Xiaohua: stop ... don't you know that civilization and hygiene are the basic morality that our citizens should have? Think about it, my friend. If everyone is like you, what will happen to our schools and streets? Look at Uncle Lei Feng, he ... Xia Min: Okay, okay, stop it. How difficult it is to talk about civilization and hygiene! I advise you to leave it alone! Xiaohua: No, it's my job.