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Funny story about getting divorced, talking about 520 singles getting divorced, talking about 2020.

1, you must have someone you like, and I must not replace her.

I dare not expect you to remember me. I just hope you can remember me.

That's enough. Without this song, he likes it because of her, and I like it because of him. How far away, how tangled, how nostalgic, how indescribable. You can't see pain or madness.

4, single girls don't have to worry, maybe God's idea is: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

I'm not single dog, I'm just a lonely wolf in the wind.

6. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

7. No matter what I do, she is the most tearful position in your heart.

8. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

9. Some results, which you know are not good, must be endured because there is still love in your heart.

10, I've been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I found the sow very nice recently.

1 1. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

12, it doesn't matter even if I can't hold your hand tightly. I can do it, love your friend the most.

13. On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to barking ice.

14, people who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always vague about the edge of distance.

15, loving someone means giving everything to the other person no matter what, no matter whether the other person loves himself or not, he has no regrets.

16, my main composition: 99% cute 1% single.

17. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only single dog.

18, now all high-value people are single, such as me.

19. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurts single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

20. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for a year replied: the dog ignores it.

2 1, please don't call me single dog, my code name is "Lone Wolf".

22. If you like someone, you will try to pay attention to him. Even just looking at him will be happy and satisfied. Judging from his appearance, it seems to be integrated into his life.

23. I have been single for a long time, and I feel beautiful when I look at dogs. Don't talk about screwing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

24. You never wrote my autograph, but you frequently wrote it for others over and over again.

25. Some people say that graduation photo's photo may be the only photo of a crush.

26. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

27. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

28. Long-distance love, what is long-distance love? I am in a long-distance relationship with my partner, and I still don't know where ta is.

29. The kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

30. I can say you with a straight face, but no one can imagine that my heart is already on the rocks.

3 1, teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

I miss you, but I can't tell you, like a tree full of pears, it will never bear fruit.

33. I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate dogma.

34. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat.

35. I don't even have you for a second, but I feel that I have lost you 10,000 times.

36. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

37. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

I can only tell you what I think, but you can tell anyone what is comforting. This is the distance between us.

39. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.