Just finished the exam and tried to talk about humor.

1. If I pass the exam, please don't call me Xueba, call me a gambler.

2. Why should I hand in a blank sheet of paper for the history exam? Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history.

Exams are like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is: I tried my best.

The exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts, Lao Wang next door and a bunch of other people.

5. The exam is like Sprite. My heart flies before the exam, but my heart is cold after the exam.

6. I still remember that getting 60 points in primary school is like being a dead father, and getting 60 points in middle school is like being a father.

7. I did well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

8. When I got zero in the exam, I shouted: God, what did I do wrong? The deskmate replied coldly: You did it all wrong.

9. After the exam, I'm going to take a name of Xinjiang, and Zhebu Club, Najibu Club and All-China Club.

10. Have you ever been sneaking around with boys? Cheating in the exam, that's scary. Oh, lie down!

1 1. The exam results can widen our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

12. the purpose of this exam is four words: focus on participation!

13. since I was a child, I have given the top few exams to others. Now it seems that I am really a good person.

14. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among a bunch of scholars.

15. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam.