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Fishing in summer, what is your funniest fishing experience?

Speaking of fishing, I think I am one of the people who have a better say, because I have been fishing with my cousin every day since kindergarten, and sometimes I go fishing in the river. My cousin can be described as a "senior fishing expert". Why do you say that? Because he can swim since he was a child, he has had an indissoluble bond with water since he learned to swim. There is a small river near his home, and the river is crystal clear. Especially in summer, many people, whether adults or children, will swim, play or fish in this river. It is of course unreasonable to say that my cousin is a "senior fishing expert" just because he can swim at an early age. In addition, because his hobby of fishing has continued until now, now that he has children, he will often take them to the river to fish. Of course, he will let them stand in a safe place away from water. Let's talk about the funniest fishing experience between my cousin and me.

I remember that I was still in high school, and my cousin was also a college student. During the summer vacation, we often get together to fish, because this is our only hobby. One morning after dinner, the summer sun was burning early, and we walked to the river with fishing rods and fishing gear. I remember that at that time, it was still "grass beside the Qinghe River and green willows hanging on both banks". Now, after years of changes (land reform), it is not difficult to see that beautiful summer scene. We get everything ready, and then sit by the river and wait for the fish to bite. After waiting for a long time, a big fish finally took the bait. My cousin was excited to pull up the fishing rod. Unexpectedly, when his foot slipped, he slipped into the water, and then the fishing rod was pulled away by the big fish. I saw my cousin swimming behind the big fish regardless of taking off his clothes and shoes, leaving me smiling from ear to ear on the shore.

Just when my cousin was chasing a big fish, there was a fish on my fishing rod. I fished it ashore carefully and it went smoothly. After a while, my cousin also went ashore, but at that time his fishing rod was gone, and there were several big holes in his clothes, like a beggar, covered in soil. When my cousin went ashore, he saw that I caught a lot of fish, big and small. He felt very embarrassed and said, "I didn't expect the master to lose such a big person in front of his disciples today." Because he taught me to fish, and he is my master in this respect. ) I was more excited after listening to his words, so I swaggered to show off my "achievements". Who knows accidentally "planted" people and pots (pots are used to put fish) into the river. When I was still in a trance, when all this happened so suddenly, my second uncle didn't know when he came running to us at a fast speed, and then kicked my cousin into the river and said something. Haha, just like this, while I was distressed that my fish ran away, my cousin was distressed by his ass and got kicked for no reason, which was kicked by his biological father. It was really unreasonable to say it, and it made me laugh at that time. In this way, the two of us took a bath in the river, then put on wet clothes and went home. My cousin complained all the way, and I could only persuade him to calm down, but I kept laughing. At that time, my cousin and I were good swimmers, and the river was not deep, so my uncle didn't have to worry about us. )

Up to now, every time I see my cousin, he can think of that funny fishing experience, but now in retrospect, there is no "youthful taste".