Humorous and funny short sentences about naughty friends and more humorous sentences

1. What does it mean to show affection and die quickly? It means that a girl lies on a boy’s shoulder to sleep every day. In the end, the boy gets frozen shoulder and the girl gets cervical spondylosis and succumbs to treatment.

2. I bought a pot of mimosa today. I was not shy about moving it when I went back. I asked the boss, and the boss said: Maybe you bought this pot shamelessly.

3. If someone asks me how I survived those difficult years. I only have one answer: There is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but don't dare."

4. We have a colleague who is allergic to mutton. His face becomes swollen when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic the mutton from that restaurant is.

5. Parents are really magical creatures. They will believe any rumors in the circle of friends, but they will expose the lies you made up at a glance.

6. What’s wrong with people being fat? What's wrong with no money? What happened to non-mainstream? So you have to raise your head and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

7. There are only two results of unrequited love, either to achieve the true fruition, or to become a Buddha immediately. If you take a step back, you will achieve your own blue sea and blue sky.

8. Only by enduring hardship can you become a master. I don’t want to be a master, but the sufferings in this world still cannot let me go.

9. Some people say that a man's career and appearance are inversely proportional. I looked in the mirror with a lucky mentality. It seems that I am destined to achieve nothing in this life.

10. My bag was robbed yesterday. I was very sad. I cried all night because of this. I really couldn’t figure out how I was inferior to my bag.