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A bad sentence to describe a mother-in-law
● It's much better than that just now. You are very cultured! Who wrote that one just now? Long-winded as hell, so many words, mother-in-law Internet writers don't cheat words like that! "Ye Xiu said. "that's what I wrote ..." blue river looks up to the sky-butterfly blue "full-time master"
● why do you want to create a word called grandma? Because these two people regard you as their darling.
● Fortunately, Venice is not just Saint Kyle Square. Stay away from this "fish belly" (the whole city of Venice looks like a fish, and Saint Kyle is just in the position of the fish belly). You can get out of another style by getting into the alley and letting yourself wander around. I crossed the Rialto Bridge and walked into the market where locals often come to buy. The fish in the market is very delicious, and the air is full of vitality. Lobster, shell and large fish are displayed in the ancient cloister, and the mother-in-law bargains to buy fish and meat. The market is filled with the life breath belonging to Venetians. There are several stalls of red wine shops beside the market. Many housewives who are tired of buying food and travelers who are familiar with doorways will order a glass of red wine and have a snack to warm their stomachs. A glass of red wine is one euro, and a snack is .8 euro. It turns out that the life of ordinary people is not as expensive as expected. -Huang Liru's Wake Up, In a Corner of the Earth
● My mother-in-law cooed all day long, and now five people and six people are pretending to be gods! -"The Great Sage of Emotion and Epilepsy"
● Smart and intelligent, but lacking decisiveness, this can only be a mother-in-law; Brave but not clever, there is no doubt that this is just a beast. -"Five Books"
● Art can not only be limited to perceptual knowledge, but also can not be limited to rational knowledge. The third step must be emotional deepening. In other words, what artists need most is the word "love" besides reason! The so-called pure heart, not only refers to purity, refers to freshness, but also refers to love! There is a French saying called "great heart", which means "love". The words "great heart" are really meaningful. And this love is by no means vulgar, the feelings of mother-in-law, but warm, sincere, white, noble, in full swing, selfless love. Merely being rational without feeling can't express music-Fu Lei's Letters from Fu Lei
● Confused, here we come. Do we have to go back in such a daze? Your answer must be a magnificent 1%, but please think about it, have you really decided like this? You must laugh at me for being such a mother-in-law But you may be wrong! Because this answer needs our whole life to answer.
● On the other hand, women will have these emotional differences when reading books: dictionaries and reference books are husbands and should be able to accompany them for life; Poetry and novels are either extramarital relationships or first love feelings, and they are nervous and confused; Academic works are middle-aged men, mother-in-law, too considerate, and they have to be attentive for half a day before leaving, for fear that you will say that he is not considerate enough; Political comments and essays on current affairs are just a spring dream in a foreign hotel room, and when the trip is over, it will be over. -Dong Qiao's Taste Course
● Nirvana is really not far away. If we can miss less, reminisce less, regret less, and be a mother-in-law, then cross the cliff and step on the water, the open sky will be in sight. -Lin Qingxuan's "Breaking Love Near Nirvana"
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